[Closed] Pouring from a crisp packet..

....then rip the packet open and lick it?

I do it whilst overtaking 😉

Just did it at my desk.

The fat person opposite me eats a packet of Snack a Jack sour cream and chives every morning. The way he systematically rips the packet, lays it out, removes the creases and then finger-licks every last crumb annoys me a little every single day!

No other way to eat crisps AFAIK

Same as above - it's the only way to stop the grease contaminating your hands.

Crush and pour*.

*Then check beard for crumbs, if you have one.

binners - Member

....then rip the packet open and lick it?

Pretend youre plating a big`un

Pretend youre plating a big`un

Wouldn't the 'bits' be off putting? 😡

Prawn cocktail flavour?

This is the only way to eat crisps!

Crisp packets never get ripped here after my eldest bought my younger two a book called crisp packet fireworks and other cool experiments they get saved..

And the nuked in the microwave for a couple of seconds - its the nearest you get to performing magic to shrink things - complete with blue flashing weird science type special effects

And as the kids have been doing it for some time now and out microwave still works I guess it doesn't donit any harm

Go on ... try it ..... you know you want to ....

And as the kids have been doing it for some time now and out microwave still works I guess it doesn't donit any harm

Go on ... try it ..... you know you want to ....

Have you checked how many arms they all have?

The kids? They just have to the arms they came with

Or the crisp packets? No arms yet so we havent managed to alter their DNA that much . . . Yet

Simon Blackwell said: "When I tip up a crisp packet and 'drink' the last few crumbs, that's probably when I feel the least like James Bond."

I was told about a local person who recently had to get the morning after pill after her chosen method of contraception had failed - that contraception was a crisp packet!

Anyway, always acceptable to get every last crumb out.

Do it with pride!

Pretend youre plating a big`un

Thanks. I have just nearly choked to death on a biscuit (not a euphemism).

I'm a lady!!! 😉

I pour on to my hand and then scoop into my mouth.

Make sure you flick the side of the bag first so all the crumbs are in the bottom.

Bowl, always a bowl. I'd eat them with a knife and fork if I could. Hate eating out of packets or anything you have to eat with fingers, esp in public places. Maybe that's why I went to Library School.

Scampi Fries...(insert Homer drooling smilie here)

All crisps go out of date on a Saturday. Go on, go check...