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*wonders what keywords Jimmers typed into Google to get that*

I am a huge South Park fan so knew exactly what I was looking for.

"stan's dad south park expodes" was the search term.

Interesting approach to fluid loss there Jamie...

It's what the pro bodybuilders do before a show apparently.


 
Posted : 30/03/2011 3:07 pm
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No Irishman has teeth like that.


 
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No Irishman has teeth like that.

Racist.


 
Posted : 30/03/2011 3:10 pm
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Racist

Only at the weekends.


 
Posted : 30/03/2011 3:12 pm
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Hmmm, I get the slightest suspicion that either the belly or the mouth ain't yours!

I'm going to assume it's the belly that's false.


 
Posted : 30/03/2011 3:14 pm
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Hmmm, I get the slightest suspicion that either the belly or the mouth ain't yours!


 
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exile_smoggy

if you ask more generally there are many people on here who can email you what you need to get started.

alternatively, if you simply dont eat till you have read every post on STW that is iDiet related you will lose weight, or conciousness, or even just the will to live....

Could someone please email me what I need to get started? email is mehurst at gmail dot com

Had a kick up the butt from my PT instructor to sort myself out (it's what I needed).

Thanks,

smoggy


 
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smoggy, email me for info


 
Posted : 30/03/2011 3:30 pm
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I found the closest approximation to my belly a few months back. I have put on another stone since then ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 30/03/2011 3:38 pm
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Sorry, how about a hug?? ๐Ÿ˜


 
Posted : 30/03/2011 3:41 pm
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The worst thing is that you really think that's funny. ๐Ÿ™


 
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The worst thing is that you really think that's funny.

I don't. In fact I am angrily trying to work out how to reverse my previous spaff.


 
Posted : 30/03/2011 3:46 pm
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Just use a baby wipe or something.

Oh, I've just seen an edit from TSY ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 30/03/2011 3:49 pm
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I have the pics in my inbox...


 
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I have the pics in my inbox...

Jimmers, think you can manage another one again so quickly?


 
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chickpea anyone?

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Jesus they are minging, I hope you appreciate this...


 
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*edge of seat*


 
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*behind sofa*


 
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So these are BEFORE pics - albeit after one week on the diet.. and they are massively unflattering... It's all in the name of science. If these pics end up going viral I will be most cross!

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[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/11569254@N06/5573862603/ ]fat ben front[/url] by [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/11569254@N06/ ]molgrips[/url], on Flickr

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[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/11569254@N06/5574449472/ ]fat ben side[/url] by [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/11569254@N06/ ]molgrips[/url], on Flickr


 
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*unzips*


 
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I fear we have another 661 pyjama bedroom moment....

But I have full confidence in Molgrips and his determination and coach...


 
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Legend!

Right you now have my full support.
I reckon you can easy lose 10kg, easy.


 
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๐Ÿ˜ฏ

molgrips - I guess none of these guys have ridden with you? OK, well as you know I have, and you didn't strike me as being overweight. To be honest I would say you're a powerhouse, in the nicest possible way obviously. ๐Ÿ™‚

Guys - shall I keep refreshing this thread? ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
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You pervert C_G!!


 
Posted : 30/03/2011 4:18 pm
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*KABOOM!*

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You pervert C_G. I have nobody to take a pic of me

Wanna Skype? 8)


 
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yeti... i can go 1 better and film you working out in some underwear if you want?


 
Posted : 30/03/2011 4:19 pm
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I have nobody to take a pic of me

Make someone's day ... probably best you ask a girlie in the office though. ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
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Well played that man !!


 
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Lol ๐Ÿ™‚ To be fair I'm already significantly better than that but I'm going to wait to post again until the week before easter I reckon. Just above my short wasitband at the back you can just make out the crease of a bit of a fat roll - that's now gone.

molgrips - I guess none of these guys have ridden with you? OK, well as you know I have, and you didn't strike me as being overweight

Well thanks CG ๐Ÿ™‚ I do look a lot worse with my shirt off - but yes I don't look 90kg+ in normal use. I must just be dense.


 
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No webcam Jamie I'm afraid. Really limits my chat roulette fun tbh, the only guys that will let me look at them are all... are all... well, I'm sure you can guess. ๐Ÿ™

Edit: Jeez, you were all hitting refresh!


 
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I am surprised there are still not pictures of TSY, Phil etc from the Swinley ride.....

....if it actually happened!

Dun Dun Duuuuuu!


 
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Lol at Jamie ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

I'm really not a pervert in real life, honest! Just a batty old girl. ๐Ÿ˜€

TSY, phil and molgrips will testify.


 
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C_G I think you've got a thing for a nice bum... or you're jsut eyeing up the seat post!


 
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I'm really not a pervert in real life...
TSY, phil and molgrips will testify.

the only reason i know about STW is cos CG kept going on about in over on www.freesexychatwithcougars.com!


 
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CG is lovely in real life, excellent company ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 30/03/2011 4:27 pm
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TSY - eyeing up the bike more like!

phil - sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

molgrips - why thank you. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
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mol... if CG emails you any links, make sure you're not in the company of mrsgrips ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

oh and mol... fair play for posting the photos.. more guts than me.. and surprisingly an incredibly similar body shape... i'm only about 6kg lighter than you but was the same a few months back... dont be scared about loosing muscle... my legs are still sexual magnets and my chest still makes women orgasm just talking about it.


 
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i'm only about 6kg lighter than you but was the same a few months back

Fair play then that's good going ๐Ÿ™‚

I would like to maintain power though. I'm sure it's not particularly advantageous in race terms to be a power athlete but I really do enjoy it ๐Ÿ™‚ That's why I like riding at Swinley so much, it's all about being a hooligan rather than settling into a long climb.


 
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yah swinley is all about the sharp power climbs instead of long slow climbs... good for me but has meant i've developed a riding style that keeps me out the saddle 95% of the time (singletrack - climb - singletrack - climb and so on!)

must say im surprised there no more posts on this since i left the internet at work yesterday?! especially with naked mol!


 
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Right Mol.

What's on the menu today? Have you made a lunchbox with all the things that you're allowed to eat for the day?


 
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yah swinley is all about the sharp power climbs instead of long slow climbs... good for me but has meant i've developed a riding style that keeps me out the saddle 95% of the time

Yeah it does do that to you - fortunately there's a good race series in the area with similar riding ๐Ÿ™‚ Going fast on the singletrack is also about power since it's all brake, power, brake, power and so on. When I lived in Finland my longest climb was about 30 seconds long, and most were about 10 seconds so I had that problem to an extreme level. When I got back to Wales for a weekend I wondered wtf had hit me.

Yeti - so far I've had a biscuit, eggs and beans and some juice for my ride. Dunno what I'll be eating today, meat and veg probably ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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Btw Mrs Grips spent a good 5 mins this morning admiring my new physique, so something's working ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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Mol - I think you need to start taking your food with you to work.
Cuts out the chances of making bad choices when you're feeling hungry later in the day, adds a bit of extra control.


 
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