Yeah you know the sort.....blokes that pretend to 'woo' a lady and then get bored but somehow manage to click their fingers and the girl goes back for more rubbish!
Are you or have you ever been one and if so why? Is it about the ego?
Let the discussion commence! 😆
shouldn't you be washing up darlin?
nah....that's what i have a dishwasher for 😀
Wouldn't say I was a player but having great difficulty shaking off the ex.
did you finish it? if so that could be why.....
"but having great difficulty shaking off the ex."
Throw a stick and tell it to leave?
or
Have a W**k, tell her self love is far more satisfying and **** off
Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen
that's what my dad told me 😀
It was kind of a mutual thing, I think, but she keeps coming back.
I know that she's tried going on dates but after she's been fed and watered gives me the booty call.
I could be, but am not
Booty call - I love that phrase 😀
t®ibal©hief......but are you telling the truth? Players lie dontcha know! 😆
Booty call - I love that [s]phrase[/s]
I guess I must be doing something right.
Anyway have you been hurt recently? Some men are such sh1tbags it's untrue....
LOL!
Have I been hurt recently? Yeah pretty much but there you go. Life goes on and all that 😀
t®ibal©hief......but are you telling the truth
I could be 😉
It's about the sex. Usually.
Do you live in Swindon then, I know loads of nice guys in the West Oxfordshire area that would never hurt a lady.
Aleigh, I'm sorry. I didn't think it would upset you that much. I'll behave from now on, I promise.
[i]Aleigh, I'm sorry. I didn't think it would upset you that much. I'll behave from now on, I promise. [/i]
you broke my heart you know.....how could you?!
[i]Do you live in Swindon then, I know loads of nice guys in the West Oxfordshire area that would never hurt a lady. [/i]
what's so special about guys who live there then? do they drink different water or something?! 😉
As it happens we do, this is DC's constituency, we drink mineral water.
And lets be honest there are a hell of alot of scummers in Swindon. The less nice gents from West Ox go to Swindon for an easy night out or a scrap.
Is that so Mr Yeti....
So where are the best places for a nice young lady to frequent then?
The water's just naturally rich in bromide round there 🙂
what's so special about guys who live there then? do they drink different water or something?!
No, but we are a class apart from the Swindon scumbags.
And i thought this thread was going to be about cigarettes of old. Like Superking 100's, Senior service , Consulate and Woodbines. I used to have a thing for Marlboro Lights myself and I still indulge, but only at weddings and funerals. I can pretty much leave them alone at all other times.
BAck OT. Not a clue, power or control or revenge / dominance i guess.
Swindon . Home of the Homda.
So where are the best places for a nice young lady to frequent then?
who were you thinking of?
Did you hear that Mr Nutt...he called you a scumbag!
uplink - i don't know anyone in that area.......yet! 😀
Haha Guido, not so long ago I seem to remember coming round your house in.... wait for it.... Swindon! How was it at work today in............ Swindon?
So where are the best places for a nice young lady to frequent then?
Not the places that I seem to end up, unfortunately.
[i]Not the places that I seem to end up, unfortunately. [/i]
and where's that exactly?
i'm not originally from swindon - for the record 😀
no he didn't, I'm a Marlborough lad I wholeheartedly agree on swinedump being riddled with arsehats, that said west oxfordshire is littered with deviants two tinker with the stony bits of statues and get excited by phallic steeples! 😀
😆
marlborough - well that makes it ok then!
Yeti - this is why i speak with such knowledge. And why i left pretty sharpish.
MrNutt has clearly been to West Oxon.
Marlborough's a nice town. Lots of good pubs, a Waitrose and everyfink.
Swindon's a shitehole.
MrNutt has not clearly not been to Witney though! Guido you'd be back here in a second, if nothing else, just to be closer to me.
Aleigh, I like to frequent little cosy country pubs.
marlborough is a car park with shops around the edge 😆
[i]Aleigh, I like to frequent little cosy country pubs. [/i]
ah yes, i know the ones
Aleigh, you're very wrong, it has many things to recommend it...!
*Drifts off in a reverie....*
and, as to the pubs around Town, there are some crackers! Glad to see the Five Alls has gone, that was a hole!
6X from wood at the Lamb, lovely. Soooo many nice places to drink!
[i]Aleigh, you're very wrong, it has many things to recommend it...!
*Drifts off in a reverie....* [/i]
i think you've drifted too much 😆
i think you've drifted too much
Look, I said I was sorry. Let me make it up to you.
Your face or mine?
😈
😉
definitely mine 👿 😉
So where's you fav little country pub then? And why the hell did you move to Swindon?
Mine or hers?
Mine is the Malet in Newton Tony. Pub perfection.
what can i say?, i'm just greedy and i only have one life
Mine is the Malet in Newton Tony. Pub perfection.
I'll see you there. I'll have a pink carnation in my left button hole x.
RocketDog, it's guys like you that ruin it for all us nice guys.
rOcKeTdOg - Member
what can i say?, i'm just greedy and i only have one life
The Southern Yeti - Member
I'll see you there. I'll have a pink carnation in my left button hole x.
Get a roomm you two!
the less I say the more the better
nice guys finish last, so i've heard 😉
bad boys finish quick?
nice guys make sure she's finished first....
why do women fake orgasm?
coz they think men care 8)
[i]So where's you fav little country pub then? And why the hell did you move to Swindon? [/i]
i don't have one - haven't really got to know those sorts of pubs. i've driven past a few though.....does that count?! 😉
i moved here because of my job, more opportunities at head office.
oh and rocketdog, it's not cos we think men care - it's our way of saying 'get off now cos i'm bored' 😀
does that count?!
Yeah I think so, they always look a lot better from the outside!
oh and rocketdog, it's not cos we think men care - it's our way of saying 'get off now cos i'm bored'
😆
maybe you shouldn't just lie there then and move about a bit?
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Not knowing the first thing about Swindon makes me feel slighly unqualified to comment in this thread. However, there's no big secret around why men treat women the way they do is there?
Men are biologically driven to spread the seed as far and wide as they can, and women are biologically driven to make a nest and settle.
So the usual case is that mrs thinks her time has come to settle and build a family at around about the same time blokey's getting ready to hit some new poontang.
If I understand biology correctly, which I'm almost certain I clearly do.
Oi! Aleigh, why you not reply to my email?
And why does no-one ever call you a troll? 🙂
Women are more than capable of being 'players' - I've met some.
Ah yes woodsman, the monkey women - only let go of one branch when they have another in their hand, then immediately on the look-out for the next one...
tribal - spot on!
Sorry to digress, but...
Mr Yeti - You seem to be in / from the Witney area, what local bike shop do you use (if any)? Ta.
Yeah you know the sort.....blokes that pretend to 'woo' a lady and then get bored but somehow manage to click their fingers and the girl goes back for more rubbish!Are you or have you ever been one and if so why? Is it about the ego?
I did that for a while, but mostly because I was pretty ****ed up by a previous girl and had no idea whether I wanted a relationship or not. Didn't want to hurt the girl in question, but couldn't say no as I had a brilliant time with her and enjoyed getting laid! If I'd been in a better frame of mind at the time, she'd have been a keeper 🙁
(Niggaz) Grab your dick if you love hip-hop
(Bitches) Rub your titties if you love Big Poppa
Gotcha, open off the words I say because
"This type of shit it happens everyday"
JE - I love my bikes too much to trust anyone but if I had to it's definitely got to be Giles Sports in CartoonTown. The mechanic knows his stuff and they've got an incredible range of tools.
Oh, and Tribal, my motto has always been don't make the monkey cheat, make it freefall!
DezB - I was going to try and found out what she looked like before calling her that!
[i]maybe you shouldn't just lie there then and move about a bit? [/i]
who said anything about laying down?!
[i]So the usual case is that mrs thinks her time has come to settle and build a family at around about the same time blokey's getting ready to hit some new poontang.[/i]
i've done the family thing - now it's a case of weeding through all the planks out there to find some half decent 😆
dez - soz.....had a bit of an incident with my car so haven't thought much more about getting a new one! as for me being a troll....how rude!
mr yeti - i don't have a doppelganger i'm afraid. i do have pics but am not posting them on here (normal ones btw 😉 )
I prefer the term teachers
Lol @ Sharki
Doppelganger.. ? How would you know I thought the world is supposed to end if you ever meet them?
[i]I prefer the term teachers [/i]
you would!
[i]How would you know I thought the world is supposed to end if you ever meet them? [/i]
ummmm?