MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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I'm waiting for a bike to be delivered. I [i]really[/i] need a poo.
Odds on it arriving whilst I'm on the throne? (it's a biggy)
The bike, the throne or the poo?
Evens
I only bet on certainties
Leave both doors ajar with a note on the front door
both expected to be 58cm
it's a biggy?
29er? 😉
By now it's surely 26er inside and 3er out?
I'd get a move on. Fate favours the brave, that sort of thing.
17/1
Squat over a plant pot behind the door and sign the delivery note by getting the driver to push it through the letter box.
Lateral thinking. What Steve Job(bies) would have done.
The longer you leave it, the likelihood of the two events colliding increases 🙂
Crisis averted
Phew. I can go to the loo myself now.
😯
bike or poo delivered?
Poo despatched, safely and without incident.
Bike will probably arrive when it's too late to get out on it today.
no such thing
there is if you have three kids here after school
both expected to be 58cm
I'd maybe look at what you're eating, buddy. That don't sound right.
don't they ever go to bed?
Bike arrived, just done a nice 20 mile bedding in ride. It's windy out there!
A nice poo and a long ride. Sounds like a good day.
Bike arrived, just done a nice 20 mile bedding in ride. It's windy out there!
Hang on.. no mention of what bike it is? Pics?
It's one of these, on loan for a week or so. Very nice it is too.
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On loan? Reviewing it or something?
Looks very nice. How long have you got it for?
I'm waiting for a bike to be delivered. I really need a poo.
Too late to change the order? 😀