[Closed] Peter Andres hands are massive....

as if my mum has AIDS. in morrisons the other day.

my legs feel lovely. in hospital the other month

Peter Andres hands are massive....

.....and he once passed out due to overdosing on bananas.

[b]'Do you want another prawn?'[/b]

Said by a middle class mum, to her spoiled whinging little brat, in an exasperated manner.

As I walked past, I said 'I'll have it!'. Din't go down too well, judging by the filthy look she gave me...

[i]Peter Andres hands are massive....[/i]

I suspect they'd look fairly small on his ex's boobs.

Peter Andres hands are massive....

That was public knowledge after he described Jordan as "a handful".

"I've already got chicken legs"

Overheard in Morrisons the other day.

She hadn't, but I didn't tell her.

I was very upset to find out my son actually knows who Peter Andre is. Thankfully he doesn't know what he's for.

"No, no, wait until I'm [i]really[/i] drunk and then tell me!"

Overheard in Covent Garden some time ago between a couple walking along.

I was in the chippy and a 15ish year old scally girl came in and asked for 'half chips half rice half gravy'...

I'd be more concerned about the nutritional value of such a meal. 🙁

At a christening right in the middle of the 'service'

'Hong Kong's a nice place for caravans'

Surreal.