IIRC Misty Dawn was the stage name of pornstar John Holmes's partner in the 70's,before he got mixed up in a big cocaine bust.
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A girl called Paris London.... idiot parents
Willie Stroker wins this thread by a good length..
Once taught a lad called "Fletcher Bumstead". If saddled with a surname like Bumstead you would think you would choose something a little less conspicuous for the first name too.
Many years ago I had a mate called Nicholas Hooker. The joke was all the more funny as his parents were strict Catholics.
Post Office I used to visit was run by a Theresa Green.
Went to school with a girl called Yolanda Thircle.
Had to deal with an idiot in a previous job, his name was Darren Arron.
I once had a girl called Psyche Postlethwaite drive into the back of me, when i asked her name she just offered to write it down, and i have a client called Grewcock.
My bro in laws brother is called Nickolas Eyres (Nick eyres) hehe we used to call him kecks 🙂
Teacher at school - Richard Holder.
Guy at work - Ben Mycock, rumours of an his Baltic cousin, Slobadan Mycock, yet to be confirmed.
A mate at school was called Nick Dick,
-Brilliant!
Willie stroker is winning though- even thought you don't personally know him.
my mate matt's best friend's name was 'richard rimmer', and i once new a cute girl called 'victoria plum'.