[Closed] Peeing in the shower

...and it helps with keeping athletes foot at bay... or at least that's what someone told me. 😕

I was thrown out of a swimming pool once for peeing in it. I said 'everyone does', the life guard said, 'yeah but not from the diving board'..........

anyway, why not, as long as it goes with the flow, there are no hygiene issues

Doesn't everyone?
Not too sure it saves water, as I'm unlikely to save all my wee until I shower, and tend to follow 'yellow is mellow, but brown goes down' for bog flushing.

Wee is completely sterile, it just smells a bit. Saying that, I've never found myself in a situation where I simply couldn't wait a couple of minutes until my shower was over.

Doesn't everyone squash a turd down the plughole whilst brushing their teeth so save water?

Isn't it the true test of whether you're genuinely posh or not?

If you are, then you'll get out of the shower. If only to urinate on the staff

Everyone does it. But not everyone will admit it. Bit like having a tommy-tank.

my ex's mum was a hygiene freak. she'd have lost the plot if she knew i was peeing all up the sides of her shower bath where the shower doesn't rinse it off...

Everyone does it. But not everyone will admit it. Bit like having a tommy-tank.

If you're going to pee in the shower at least give me time to get out first!

aphex_2k - Member

[b]Everyone does it[/b]. But not everyone will admit it. Bit like having a tommy-tank.

No they don't.

I'm reminded of an ancient email meme from the 90s. Excuse the yankisms.

[b]How To Shower Like a Woman[/b]
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

[b]How To Shower Like a Man[/b]
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.

yes they do if their normal

Everyone doesn't do it, but the ones that do make our work shower stink like a stale urinal. Really horrible. Do it at home if you must.

Should I be looking out to nail some Brazilians?

I thought you had to pee in the bath to help athletes foot?
Maybe that's where I've been going wrong? 😯