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Noisy **** * *** of a **ing *** ****** species.
Anyone know any good recipes for peacock?
Is one of them called Chris?
I once saw a peacock in the road outside Geoffrey Butlers in Croydon.
They make nice stationary items 😉
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I thought for one second this might be about the peacocks shop.
But then realised it was CFH posting and it had to be something more highbrow
PECOK ROSTED
Take a Pecok, breke his necke, and kutte his throte,
And fle him, the skyn and the ffethurs togidre,
and the hede still to the skyn of the nekke,
And kepe the skyn and the ffethurs hole togiders; drawe him as an hen,
And kepe the bone to the necke hole, and roste him,
And set the bone of the necke aboue the broche, as he was wonte to sitte a-lyve,
And abowe the legges to the body, as he was wonte to sitte a-lyve;
And whan he is rosted ynowe, take him of, and lete him kele;
And then wynde the skyn wit the fethurs and the taile abought the body,
And serue him forthe as he were a-live;
Or elle pull him dry, and roste him, and serue him as thou doest a henne.
A neighbour of ours called for help to evict two from her kitchen. In the process a shit storm occurred.
My mate Peter
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I remember a girl at work once booking a wedding venue and being really excited that the pictures of the grounds showed peacocks.
"Ooohh, Peacocks! It will be so romantic, waking up to the sound of peacocks!"
Cue an awkward pause and one of my colleagues put into words what we were all thinking "You've never actually heard a peacock have you?" 😕
They're just [url= http://www.spectator.co.uk/life/the-wiki-man/9287512/how-oneupmanship-wrecks-things-for-everyone/ ]****ified pheasants.[/url]
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"Yes dear, very nice, now put it back in your trousers"
We had one turn up. He stayed for a couple of years. His name was Alan.
We had one turn up. He stayed for a couple of years. His name was Alan.
Sure he was a peacock?
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Aussie Hunter website has a good recipe for roast stuffed peacock. You got a decent bottle to go with it?