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it has been pointed out I should have one place for all my poetry. so this is it. please feel free to contribute if you want to do a rhyme.
morning all. in yesturdays metro was a peace about closing the bar where MP's can get cheaper drinks while working - would anyone raise a glass to this news ?
raise a glass to MP's bar closure - metro news 09.12.17
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everyday i grind
to my people is the serve
please don't take away my unwind
one stiff drink is the least i deserve.
getting by on 74k is a disgrace
i could well need a pacer
working with no alcohol blood trace
the thought is telling me i need my third chaser.
its no secret on corruption
absolutely rife with us posh
scam fiddle and avoid is a good assumption
come in and at £3.40 let me buy you a grolsch.
remember it trickles from this institution
every law passed is our clue
even if i pay i oppose prostitution
that hooker went through all my malibu.
wrong is the bar closure
the expression on my face is a pass
to the local MP this won't get exposure
the way we handle is to raise a glass.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/06/parlia...ffers-7138468/
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I agree purist - very windy here - much calmer in the jungle but ian won't be feeling this. anyone else enjoy ian getting bit of own medicine ?
we rise to ian like he did to amir 09.12.17
will it come round
not yet started to heel
its that repeat sound
jungle fishing and ian is the reel.
so who did cook
did the genius leave ian numb er
more classy then a right hook
presented not by dumb but dumber.
thank you to the champ
for providing a delightful meal
harder then hitting a post lamp
amir made ian no how it does feel.
to totally annoy
desperate for a reaction
do not no why sky does employ
when on the paper review has no attraction.
glad you did rise
to amir i am complementary
failure was your jungle excise
the wind up this time was on ian lee.
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Can you do one about cream cakes?
pacifically ? any ones ?
Can you do one about bikes?
Atlantically, if possible.
Can you do one about bikes?Atlantically, if possible.
...and perhaps Artic_ulate it a bit more precisely?
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Atlantically, if possible.
Loving your work Perchy, loving your work.
I like the news and current affairs - anyone see this story ?
south is going north with christmas lights 09.12.17
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i am not going to post
internet is more effective
mr south to you i toast
not one single objective.
to the village is no publicity
community message boards no longer rent
papers and covers don't compare to electricity
this is a free world and its your pocket dent.
it is a wonder land
complementing the supreme holly lodge
writing this is shaking your hand
more people to see even if poem dodge.
it is of top grade
for children it adds to the excitement
proud would be slade
infarct might ask him to come out of retirement.
now all we need
lot of snow falling
from my words i hope you heed
your house is anything but "appalling".
http://camdennewjournal.com/article/the-most-christmassy-house-in-camden-is-back
proud would be slade
infarct might ask him to come out of retirement.
You've just wished a heart attack on Noddy.
At Christmas.
What kind of monster are you?
I'd stick to conspiracy theories I were you.
When you write these, in your head do you do the poetry voice like that cerys does on 6 music?
You know the one I mean. Halfway to an m&s advert
get the voices in the head 😆 and they told me to go and see jennie from the block tonight ? I could not work out what the voices were saying but had to express myself 8O. now I got you lot on this bike forum - I will work so hard for you and it will be free ➡
jennie from the street not the block 10.12.17
firstly i give gratitude
even if i could i would not tweet
just adore your life attitude
describing is so much greater then sweet.
this is how life should be played
your qualities are many
sorry but to ITV this will be delayed
through primeperformersagency is how i get to jennie.
absolutely consistent
that is a main factor
the goodness in you is persistent
views from this chameleon actor.
you was my winner
this is why i am bottom rock
please god i expressed whats inner
you done proud the wheatherfield block.
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if you wanted to book jennie you can find out here - https://www.primeperformersagency.co.uk/jennie-mcalpine
this is why i am bottom rock
bottom - rock - are you insinuating panther 😀 back to more news and would love to hear your views on back handers ?
where is my ????? - VEOLIA ? 10.12.17
i was crawling
got a ASBO from the curb
soliciting is absolutely appalling
you pick up dirt and turd.
its rife in every street
local authorities ignore the scabs
£10 can buy you whats sweet
its fantastic when you get free crabs.
getting caught is a tombola
even the council workers prostitute
next time just wink at veolia
removing all evidence is cute.
this story could not skip
a serious message is my prize
what is the use of a microchip
when it can be over rid when you apologize.
sorry if you fail to understand
one day i am going to get a knighting
guilty is veolia and the back hand
the fraud is £10 for pussie i'm highlighting.
http://camdennewjournal.com/article/...omans-dead-cat
are you insinuating panther
No. I am perchypanther.
I have seen my Uncle Insinuating for ages.
me neither 😯 going to draw a line under jungle now and its on with life - just waiting for CBB next month - will any of you bikers be watching ?
one two and ian lee 11.12.17
3 weeks are over
happy is undeniable
ian winning would have been a ben dover
complaining to ITV is not reliable.
can live with the bronze medal
my jennie praise had no stock
should have used a different peddle
a bit derogatory is jennie from the block.
jamie i did misjudge
have to grovel
just like he wanted chocolate fudge
assuming by cover is different to the novel.
toff is a reality star
the cameras are at her beckon
but her consistency won't scar
was disbelief real what do you reckon.
over is the camp
no more poetry to smother
just have to get through the january ramp
then its love of my life big brother.
Poemtrack ..
When it was pointed out to you that you should have one place for your work ..did ( whoever it was that made that fantastic suggestion ) ..not also highlight that it should be as far away from this forum as possible ..
You really are talentless ..but at least I now know that you are being contained in one place 😐
^^^ miserable ****
While I have been making playful digs at poemtrack, it really is harmless what they're doing.
It's Christmas, hodgynd.
The time for cheer, have a beer!
and a mince pie, guy!
Hound ..Cheers ..its been a long road to get there but thanks for your endorsement 😆
Jaimie ..I will pass on the mince pies ..cheers !
Jamie - I like 😀 now jungle is over going to jump back to news and the bbc inspired me this morning with the story below my poem. just thought has anyone experienced this in work ?
harassment survey 11.12.17
welcome to my survey
its going to be a shiner
we have no time to delay
just going to rub your vagina.
i no you are in need
probably first job and naive
a few subtle hints are the seed
this gentleman will prepare for your receive.
let me explain hardship
as a director i to did experience
over me highgate had a firm grip
they used and abused because of convenience.
now a turn
seen my force
even if the village i still yearn
i no not appropriate is the poetry sauce.
harassment in any form
it is wrong
sorry but it will always be the norm
business and power ensure it will always belong.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42252071
Is poemtrack really Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge? In which case let's hope the constructor fleet turns up soon.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly...
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It would seem the Azgoths of Kria are still in second place
THEPUREIST - not enough credit
the least is what needs the edit.
as long as I make a few smile
then worth it is my poetry ???? pile. 8)
poemtrack - Member
it has been pointed out I should have one place for all my poetry. so this is it.
Why just the one thread?
Seriously, your posts just seem to be commenting on different things, but in rhyme.
Seems a bit unfair, boyyyyy's.
Loving your work, btw.
I read them out loud with my cap turned sideways and channelling the Young MC.
Art, whether photography, poetry, mad skillz, drawing etc should be encouraged and always has been on here.
It's one of the reasons I like this place.
Can we fight the power?
thank you for kind words purist - maybe one day I do a poem for you 8)
could not access this today so 2 in one go 😮
could not access this today so 2 in one go 😮
tate village 12.12.17
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welcome to privilege
high is the score
no better place with in mileage
highgate is not one of four.
every visitor will be complementary
highgate is renowned
thank the lord no poetry that's contemporary
pointing out the change of ground.
is the new building frustration
got proof on the alba phone
will it appear in the bankside power station
have a look and see if it changes the village tone.
i am in a pickle
the village is my manner
but is this change the good trickle
or in highgate is a spanner.
https://ibb.co/fq9Yub
keith did win legacy 12.12.17
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very few get a mention
you really had to have impact
keith won't get a village extension
but a lovely man is a fact.
problems were a throttle
AA was a sticker
so many find the way in a bottle
everyday is a recovery from the liquor.
never a bad word
all news you can tag
ok "naked jungle" was absurd
but the big breakfast was delightful with zig and zag.
invited into our family
we did all adore
a great loss i say sadly
we will always remember keith at our door.
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http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/11/keith-chegwin-dies-aged-60-7150432/
Bravo RIP cheggars.
poem your best work is still to come
jaminb - be warned - not everything I write everyone likes and you will be the same. but thank you for your kind words. this poem was from yesterdays metro newspaper about a MP trying to stop the delivery of food on bikes but it also involves me as if you have my app - you can order a poem and I will deliver 🙄
daniel astaire takes on deliveroo and finished poemroo - metro news 13.12.17
i am a entrepreneur
the genius in me is rare
all the wealth is now a blur
this poem blames daniel astaire.
i do operate in westminister
the rich are very cunning
all suited and booted covering sinister
i have delivered vile poems that are stunning.
deliveroo was my inspiriation
now its my rival
they are causing ear drum penetration
off goes my engine of road arrival.
it is anti social
nandos first to feel the hammer
but not feeling emotional
one down equals more bad spelling and gramma.
may i take this opertunity
use my app and poem gannet
the small print is my immunity
poemroo is free to all on the plannet.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/08/crackdown-delivery-apps-westminster-residents-complain-noisy/ - please be aware poemroo does not exist due to a small supply and demand issue - i was ready but not one single demand.
Back once again for the renegade master,
D4 damager, power to the people.
Back once again for the renegade master,
D4 damager, with the ill behavior.
from the renegade
to the fickle
so well out laid
I thank you jekkyl . 8)
There was horrible man from Alabama.
Who should have been in the slammer.
It went to the vote.
They rejected the scrote.
Now to impeach the orange scammer.
I don't like these poems
They make me feel all grumpy
I do like honeycomb
With chocolate, like a Crunchie
dav and dan
I got a plan
to stop us feeling blue
lets set up the poem crew ? thank you u 2. really made me smile. I was reading online about this comedian that is going through hardship and it really made me feel how lucky we are we can say what ever we want with in reason here and my heart goes out to this lady. to raise awareness of her is my aim.
debauchery shaimaa ahmed 13.12.17
we have to stick
or we will all crack
artists expressing is no hard trick
below all poetry is a photo of my ball sack.
of course there is opposition
they rule with the 'fist'
will have to keep a eye on the egyptian
when the poetry stops you no why the mist.
shaimaa ahmed was silly
in your stunt is no shine
playing with a banna and apple to recreate a willy
all done with a board highlighting sixty nine.
maybe to shamed
could be a sign of repentance
you have been framed
not showing but receiving 2 years sentence.
up raw on the television
if you disbelieve i will do a lie detector
it proved a wrong decision
2 years also for the video director.
shaimaa we have a bond
its not as bad as cutting a archery
put out of a place so fond
i to get off on debauchery.
does anyone watch the wrightstuff on ch5 at 915am weekdays ? well the last show is on Friday and I am going to miss them. as per - expressed myself the only way I no how - just wondered anyone else adore the wrightstuff ?
message for my chew 13.12.17
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it is my code
let me give you a clue
with out it i would explode
indebted to all staff and camera crew.
you all keep me sain
every morning is a smile
over on ITV is unnecessary pain
not any threat from mr vile.
such great debates
never needing a moderator martial
playing devil advocate inflates
this man is always impartial.
have a lovely break
poetry will now stem
don't want your inbox to shake
because your all a gem.
see you all in january
wishing happy xmas and a year that's new
you are my best friends and that's not imagery
thank you all and especially my chew.
dannyh and davosaurusrex - I have put the kettle on - do you want one lump or 2 😀
and another thing jonathan from metro - tea bags ! 14.12.17
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times have altered
no one can decline
now i am going to be slaughtered
tea in the office is as filthy as harvey weinstein.
people have different expectations
on a level is not hygiene
its the reason for all cross contaminations
a change at the palace says queen.
it looks spotless don't deny
to the cleaner you thank on the blower
what you can not see is the fungi
had to google to say protozoa.
next time doing a brew
and for the tea bag you reach
you no whats going to skew
germs suck harder then a leech.
i have a solution
no if's but's or maybe
extreme consequences if any pollution
perfect tea comes from my tea lady.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/12/office...-seat-7152086/
I'm working on the Isle of Wight
"Good?" you say. Not very.
I'm going to email Vannessa
To book me an earlier ferry.
while I'm all for free expression in art, why is it that you use the wrong words?
for example: Sain. Sain is a french word that means healthy, in your context that doesn't really work, so do you mean sane? Which still scans and is in context, so just sloppy execution? You can't be bothered to find the right word? You don't know how to spell? You don't understand English? You can't be arsed to check? Poetry like any form of literature needs to express itself clearly, you can allude fo'shure, but you still need context and clarity of thought, neither of which are here.
and the poem today, starts with a statement, which you then don't refer to again, so did you you just change your mind about what the poem is about? It's just confusing. ramble on a bit about how dirty tea is? makes no sense, presumably you mean the mug? But you don't mention that "A change at the palace says queen" is out of context, confused and appears again to a. have no meaning,within the poem and b. isn't referred to again, it jars, and appears out of place...
I'd rather have work that at least nods towards the actual "craft" of poetry. This stuff doesn't, it's just random words bunged together.
This is a tremendous lesson in how not to write poetry
that poemtrack tries, however so woefully
and, although I applaud your endeavours poemtrack
it's a little crude to write within the same sentence
"ball" and "sack"
Odd, a lowercase "I", some stray apostrophe's
But there wasn't one misspelled word
In peomtrack's last rhyming turd.
you lot are all thinking so that means my job is done 8)
very controversial one today inspired by metro news - anyone who has been helped by the NHS will agree hopefully with me on this one 😀
fear of initial marking surgeon 15.12.17
not at all nervous
the NHS in me is imprinted
time and dedication absolutely marvelous
NHS is a tattoo that is minted.
a surgeon that went rogue
down your spine is a shiver
on my NHS i state this is not vogue
not even tempted to analyze my liver.
not prepared for any bungs
confident not needed is a chart
i would feel the imprint on my lungs
the surgeon touched my heart.
no mathematics
put away the calculator
the NHS is not run by fanatics
total faith in the argon beam coagulator.
thank you metro for marking
i'm not opposing to be controversial
the other side needs sparking
any bad word to the NHS makes me emotional.
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http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/13/surgeo...rgery-7157231/
you lot are all thinking so that means my job is done
like I said before Jive; stick to conspiracy theories, Poet you ain't.
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Bloody useless at posting links as well.
thank you nick
words are a dime
dezB gets a tick
more zest then lime.
I try so hard
don't need your praise
I give myself a red card
my own poem track I will erase.
camden stuff 16.12.17
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welcome to whats wright
this poem is not random
not having to email is a delight
hand deliver as always in camden.
impressed with your studio
to the manner you are central
in the audience every day is uno
might move in lets sort out rental.
so happy and proud
every weekday i invest
forget poetry just be loud
i get off whats on my chest.
not the most normal
with out you would be a puff
a welcome that's formal
camden is privileged to home the wrightstuff.
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( with out my weekday news fix - i would struggle. i welcome and we are proud the wrightstuff now live in camden. http://www.channel5.com/show/the-wright-stuff/ )
There was once a bloke called jivehoney
Whose theories were way off the money
As daft as they were
We would all grin and bear
And to be honest most find him quite funny
But poemtrack thinks he's a wizard
With the prose that he spouts from his gizzard
But if you ask me
I would rather see
The stuff about alien lizards
How Rudolphs Nose became red:
Twas on a frosty Christmas Morn,
That Santa, with his stash of elven porn,
Staggered forth, his perverse plan to begin.
To find poor Rudolph, and kick his back doors in.
Santa swayed, he swigged his festive Gin,
Lurching on, drunken drool on his grizzled chin.
Intent on emptying his Christmas Sack,
All over Rudolf’s furry reindeer back.
Rudolf slept, innocent, and unknowing,
As Santa approached his Christmas present growing.
Every Christmas henceforth, Rudolph now involuntarily twitches.
But counselling will help and possibly internal stitches.
Rudolph never spoke of what happened in that shed,
But everafter his nose was a bright, angry red.
He lost the spring in his canter, his antlers grew limp.
Santa took advantage and became his pimp.
So a life of sexual slavery for poor Rudolph, began.
As Santa sold his Reindeer to Businessmen from Japan.
He began not to care, he lost his reindeer pride.
With every inappropriate, demeaning, festive ride.
This sordid affair went on for decades.
Until poor Rudolph contracted Reindeer AIDS.
But if anything, this story teaches the real message of Christmas.
Avoid guys with beards, they are potentially rapists.
I am no wizard but if you insist - I will give you a double spell today. enjoy all. 😀 does marriage resemble rosemary the herb ? 17.12.17
they say love is blind
its not something that needs cooking
not on any hunt to find
so true it happens when not looking.
out of the manner
hampstead is now the patrol
why did cupid throw a spanner
getting me by was my blow up doll.
out come the phone
this marriage needed proof
let me turn off freddie and living on my own
got to pack going to a new roof.
romance is going to thrive
its boiling and you can smell the bake
lets hope rosemary has a high drive
night noise pollution will hit savernake.
thank you for advertising
no more crawling the curb
true love is materializing
i can not wait to sniff rosemary's herb.
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the queen and prince george are a life in poetry 17.12.17
now its stable
had a good few adventures
no more cain but plenty of able
got a few fakes but no dentures.
started when i was tiny
thinking life was evergreen
poetry back then was innocent and shiny
all positive like the love for queen.
then a few causalities
to show no forge i got scars
wham went through and no fatalities
to rehabilitate up round and learnt his cars.
christmas is no gift
25 december is a painful blast
queen and george will never shift
this christmas especially as it was last.
changing as still growing
still rhyming trying to avoid the carzey
with the wrightstuff nearer growing
they are my number one not the paparazzi.
anyone sad tonight was the last ever pledge ?
the pledge on sky is all over 17.12.17
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absolutely adore
not one single moan
like the wrightstuff top score
great opposition is carole malone.
nick is balanced and fare
he plays serious like atari
with the normal is a majority share
thank you and get in my ferrari.
rachel does also balance
praise again is not to soon
can not think of one instance
no wrong foot like the rugby buffoon.
graeme emma and james are strawberry
again most will like
best not mention my love for ms dewberry
its on pile with greg dyke.
watched the final episode
one less news fix does edge
can not wait for new year and reload
thank you and missing already the pledge.
who watches this ? 8)
good morning britain - good or bad poll ? 18.12.17
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i'm not a liar
just express how i feel
this show is absolutely dyer
down to the core from the peel.
backed up is the criticism
this is one more cable
for once this is equalizing narcism
making narcissus 2 feel stable.
ITV went wrong
its coming from my lips
unlike teressa this lady was strong
how i miss you ms fiona phillips.
you took away the voice
one more mistake in purchasing
on the community forum we could have a choice
commenting on presenters you were merchandising.
good night good morning britain
long ago you took the tool
in poetry you would have seen not smitten
not listening to viewers makes you the fool.
poemtrack - Member
does anyone watch the wrightstuff on ch5 at 915am weekdays ?
I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.
Are you related to chewkw?
mr woppit - I am not related to the chew but love a=worship the wrightstuff like George did - one more common link 🙂 speaking of George !
george michaels shrine in highgate must take a WHAM 18.12.17
welcome to elite
for years i did patrol
not always discreet
the german shepard lost my control.
with approaching a anniversary
this will be done sensitive
not hypocritical so no controversy
not leaving anything so can be objective.
we have to now respect
if we do truly love yoggi
the shrine does deflect
droopy messy and soggy.
neighbors have had time preying
one whole year may not seem justice
for alex and melanie we can not keep slaying
george was private listen with out prejudice.
no more flowers
in highgate we have to draw a line
george was private and it for ever towers
lets respect and end the highgate shrine.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017...on-year-death/
don't tell the bride - thisislocallondon.co.uk news flash 19.12.17
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never heard of the show
thisislocallondon was my score
so much easier then a back street blow
this way of marriage has no flaw.
starting off life minted
not even a wallet sting
lets not make it about money stinted
true love equals no need for a ring.
to secure her quality
work is the way and grind
she will understand why no solitary
13G times 2 will help unwind.
wife no3 is easy
well into the swing
so easy is the flannel and cheesy
39G but not feeling bling.
no4 was a double
let me explain don't grin
going twice into the same bubble
so lucky to fall in love with each twin.
the sixth one was tricky
78G had baggage
not understanding english got sticky
i had to show the pound was the love language.
straight into heaven
91G and 1 wife left to gain
actually quite cute was seven
no regret for the pain.
icing was number eight
got my house done legally and no mist
can not wait to leave highgate
not wanted for poetry but for being a bigamist.
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http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/15779935.Don__39_t_Tell_the_Bride_is_looking_for_couple_and_you_could_get___13k_towards_your_wedding/
from humour to seriousness 🙁
homeless crisis blame - crystal waters 20.12.17
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in every town
from south east to scotland
don't upside the frown
never is going to be a helping hand.
as a person in the united kingdom
like the bbc lost your voice
out of the trap is no freedom
it is a deliberate and calculated choice.
councils stopped building
providing whats the duty
all the past governments have shielding
none take the blame is the real cutey.
the rich own all property
house prices are extortionate
being homeless defines poverty
now on the agender as its disproportionate.
you no how to mend
hope of change is flimsy
this banging tune can not possibly defend
to your attention is a duet from me and the gypsy.
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if you do not trust my poetry and need some facts you can find them from this news website http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42421583 if you needed some escapium may i play you a tune of all tunes connected to the very issue i am highlighting
good deed feed metro weds 20 dec 2017
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beautiful is generosity
its why all adore metro
this giver loves curiosity
but i will build him up like lego.
hitting like a cannon
don't want to pin point with a lazer
in the street called buchanan
a special man was in house of fraser.
someone was returning
goods that were to expensive
reading metro had my heart burning
the love for this man is excessive.
2 times fifty into hand pressed
then it was invisible
christmas was truly addressed
even st nicolas no's its reliable.
not wanting a reward
and no appreciation add on
the only thing that rings fraud
so many on good feed called anon.
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if i don't get the best london paper every weekday then i would miss my good deed feed and i might miss the love of my life in the rush hour crush ! i was so touched with weds edition and the kind gentleman who paid for a coat and then vanished i felt compelled to try and get this to him to say thank you for making this world a beautiful place. http://metro.co.uk/ or want to find some genoristy - then head to this shop https://www.houseoffraser.co.uk/ and not only will you find great products but maybe more ?
I am addicted to to sue like I am the metro and my bike - love them both - enjoy all.
more to life - metro ( john and sue heartfordshire - photographic evidence attached ) 21.12.17
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you are very similar
with your words is a link
on a road that is circular
but john and sue drove me to the brink.
forget world peace
or the sacking or damian green
it is impossible to police
but your pet hate has made me intervene.
taken time to contact
john is a metro addict
so sorry to counteract
because in "and another thing" is conflict.
you don't count yourself lucky
picking up on whats microscopic
if you read no doubt john will see mucky
my name after johns is ironic.
sue is a good lady
its only decent she is first
over is the affair is a definite maybe
sorry john i'm before you when you read and burst.
https://postimg.org/image/5gh0jym1h/3820d92c/ ( john - no hard feelings and it was not personal - may i wish you a happy christmas. me and sue are having a massive duck this year ! )
grandmasters logo world chess championship = karm-sutra 22.12.17
welcome to the reader
i no this game you appreciate
plug that whole if your a bleeder
mess everywhere has no debate.
this will cause fuzz
99 has to be on the board
firstly i thank mike from buzz
for giving me this opportunity to queen award.
the new logo is divine
in you it will stick like a thorn
with chess please intertwine
you must value every single pawn.
the image is up marketing
it really has got allot of sauce
the younger generation your targeting
they are going to go at chess like a horse.
thank you to the artist
sorry if my poem does grate
the organizers are just the smartest
it will ensure the young play and get check mate.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/5179795/grandmasters-logo-world-chess-championships-karma-sutra/
blood brothers musical staring oasis - metro inspiration 22.12.17
i have to be careful
don't want to get a slam
it makes me mad and tearful
keep seeing liam and now never wham.
on thursdays cruising
not looking for no trouble
blood out of metro oozing
from 2 that no the importance of being idle.
both had a similar upbringing
at the birth not separated
was it caused through singing
the skepticism in me says calculated.
now the rocks are smoothing
with age understanding time is vintage
but to keep forward moving
i strongly advice against 2 in one village.
i am the one running
done through poetry that's a crime
i no this sunday will be a look that's stunning
smile and say i'm outta time.
https://www.metro.news/feud-for-thought-are-noel-and-liam-friendly-again/868105/
from blood brothers now to the homeless is what I want to highlight with todays poem - enjoy all and think how lucky we are not to be homeless.
action hunger - homeless - the sound of machines ( metro and sound bite link) 23.12.17
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we need a bit of queen
they always give clarity
they new its a world of the machine
now cottoning on is this charity.
over christmas it will syringe
when we are all warm and stuffing
standing out like a gigantic orange
this idea is absolutely chuffing.
halimah gulzar khaled is realistic
he is of the charity a trustee
saying the 3 items a day is fantastic
this will prevent abuse or dependency.
24 hours a day is esstenial
us at home have this privilege
100 machines filled with food and drink and whats essential
all equates to homeless doing less mileage.
thank you action hunger
feeding homeless is not a moment to soon
queen predictions were a stunner
let me leave you a link to the very tune.
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this is the story that inspired me from the best london paper - https://www.metro.news/vending-machine-delivers-food-and-comforts-to-the-homeless/867759/ and this is the charity behind this fantastic idea - https://www.actionhunger.org/ and if you want to hear what it all sounds like and help inspired me you can here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lufw7iqtBDo
brexit is to blame - islington need to martin DE plaut ? 24.12.17
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dinner is cooking
the land lord takes the rent
got no means of elsewhere booking
will stomach and swallow sprouts with eighteen percent.
sorry to be a depressive
like poetry it will bleed
things don't have to be this expensive
the pound dropping we can recede.
we have not even left
bad are the memories
going back 30 years and seeing theft
we can achieve 1980's prices are my theories.
food again cheap
rent or buying is your option
what ever martin is smoking i need a heap
should i go to mr corbyn for the concoction.
to the people of islington
advice i will import
if you thought i was a simpleton
then you will no you have to martin DE plaut.
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http://islingtontribune.com/article/brexit-has-hit-christmas-shoppers
in one day from brexit to the oil track -
does this van make you fry boil or steam ? 24.12.17
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searching and looking
eyes always on the scan
right in front was cooking
it was no painting but the van.
out come the dog
mr alba is just brill
photo below is a needed log
don't turn so switch off the grill.
may i applaud
the respect won't sizzle
over my fasulye gets top award
plenty of salad and oil drizzle.
very clever marketing
but your van is not complementary
i no its me you are targeting
the deep fry is in the poetry.
please leave the manner
go now with out a scratch
take your business and banner
the clue is in poetry and being no match.
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https://postimg.org/image/am43vhckr/2e2efa8f/
if there are no GM fans on this bike forum I am going to get on my bike ?
1 year and 8 stars and a george michael relapse 24.12.17
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still consuming
to the day and 1 year
its the only highgate garden blooming
it was the night before the tear.
trying to avoid
step in queen and mother love
freddie may have a asteroid
so happy i got to the garden with a shove.
looking beautiful in dark
i understand local residents are underlining
no range rovers in park
just 8 stars shinning.
one year ago was tragic
i think in my room when did collapse
our similarity george was our magic
please forgive me on christmas eve for the relapse.
( https://postimg.org/image/tebu4rl4b/37e8990a/ )
the highgate winestore opening and a competition 25.12.17
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welcome to the winestore
highgate will equal
the cash till will pour
please stock up on the screaming eagle.
you have well and truly landed
even if this will not message board post
i was caught red handed
still having a wine and no toast.
this is sent incognito
certainly not a pagan poetry rose
not even midday and on the vimto
to keep all forum users on your toes.
publicity is my call
highgate winestore i prey you see my structure
it may not be the writing on the wall
but you will taste the pearl clutcher.
to get the wines for my poetry i used this website https://winetourismspain.com/blog/10...e-wines-world/ and if you need a tipple i will let the reader no it is next door to the gatehouse pub. i can not find a website or link online so can not provide this info. as it christmas i am going to set a competition - the first poster to correctly name how many wines are in my poem can win a poem on what ever they want.
christmas day emmerdale - enter george michael - thank you ITV ! 25.12.17
thank you to the writers
for being vocal and not mutton
forget freedom 90 and all fighters
i'm thinking those in emmerdale and nearby sutton.
perfect timing
to the day so very sore
just what i needed for rhyming
like the faith cover and armpit raw.
tonight's episode did steel
no need to whisper we care
some how going to keep spinning the wheel
george and emmerdale is a easier affair.
thank you it was amazing
out of me is no squeak
just round the different corner grazing
george michael in emmerdale was a christmas day freeek.
boxing day sale scam 26.12.17
please don't be fooled
what shops are doing is sneaky
your wallet will be tooled
the leather is so worn its squeaky.
fifty percent off sounds fantastic
you can squeeze it in your margin
the downfall is putting it on plastic
it counteracts any bargain.
live with in your mean
the best things in life are free
to save does not make you a sheen
you are paying for it with this poetry.
( if you opened this thread hopping to learn about a scam then i am sorry to say you have been well and truly done so on your bike 😆 ! )
from a scam to the real mccoy 8)
boxing day pork pie for breakfast 26.12.17
if you are feeling temperamental
not wanting to food nose
then i want you to be experimental
let me introduce you to mr and mrs ambrose.
from turkey we need a siesta
pastry and meat by the gram
lets copy what they do in leicester
all done with a man from peckham.
the heath may be muddy
mathew will plan the exact hunt
sitting in the barbers all day i provide a study
holding the map is susu shes the aunt.
with this show i am fond
my childhood is the reason why
thanks for assisting me all at desmond
like most days always greet the porkpie.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-engl...-pie-tradition if you are to young to have experienced the best barbers in the world i will provide you with info of where you can find it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond%27s
3 one of the day and going strong - getting on my bike now 😯
car crash - hamilton can not dress it up any other way ! 26.12.17
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had to show my disgust
the posting is so peculiar
this will have no front wing rust
but damage is done to the 1 formula.
lewis has made a racket
life in the media is a extension
realizing now the important of a jordon rocker bracket
wishing posting could have suspension.
you are blistering
the media on you are having a meal
not any good festering
get back in car and do a appeal.
let children play with no track
they each are a navigator
sorry lewis for the flack
tried my best to be a F1 translator.
we don't use electric on this site - we do peddle power 😯
mary horomanski £284 billion electric bill ( erie times news ) 27.12.17
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mary you are a flower
old bill has not got a scooby
not only a cut in cost to power
demand is going up for your doobie.
as normal we funk
living life with a intense struggle
on your breath i don't want skunk
you have to be spot on with 10 tons of muggle.
acting was scary
loved your reason hunt
keep close to you times-news erie
highlight cheaper electricity will disguise all blunt.
the battery prank is green
to your electricity board send signals
send it in on the number thirteen
it will create good giggles.
you was like a magic dragon
i am going to christmas tree award
you just keep harvesting the cannon
not going down in history as secret is our fraud.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42489666 this is the news story that inspired me today and this is the website i used to get names for the herb. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...s_for_cannabis this link is the original story teller - www.goerie.com/news/20171226/...-electric-bill
now xmas is out of way - back to the love of my life - news -
shop lifting 28.12.17
it has taken time
bill gets my bless
this is the start of crime
don't kid yourself its victimless.
anyone can fill up a bag
you play the card that's recycle
walk with confidence don't sag
like the fonzie as cool as a icicle.
super stores lost vocal
like my poetry nemesis
opening everywhere local
big mistake was no security on premises.
now the crack down
will the change pinch
shop security is dyer in every town
the pre warnings is why no flinch.
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( to be objective i will leave a link to the opposite side https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/866908/Police-crime-funding-London-Met-Police-investigate-shoplifting-criminal-damage )
does anyone on bike forum watch the best soap in world ?
highgate/emmerdale golf petition - please sign 29.12.17
calling on local residents
even if this you won't toast
stopping golf must take precedence
it will haunt like the highgate post.
the people behind do poke
really making the heart race
let me reassure this is no master stroke
if it happens its no ace.
beautiful is our apron
emmerdale may not be adequate
totally hidden by sheldon
yorkshire residents will not display etiquette.
driven by the slice
into emmerdale it will syringe
lisa and zack should have took first price
hanging now is the fringe.
jimmy king i label a skank
i hope on mr golf you are to bluff
the whole village you will skank
it will be your biggest duff.
https://www.golfforcause.com/library/golf-lingo
tony gentles business offer ( could go into partnership with TFL ) 29.12.17
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can you sense the no frustrate
the village can now deck
me and tony are going to aldgate
but first writing in toooting bec.
poetry will now have birth
even entering the tube in canada water
smiling monday morning in lambeth
a poem before travel will alter.
is it world peace
or a debate with no pardons
will you report me to the poetry police
if i detail opening up lady kew gardens.
to smile is my diesel
it is deliberate and not random
tony your next stop is the green in kensal
i am getting off at camden.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-42465764/the-man-behind-the-inspirational-tube-board-messages if you want to check the stations you can here -
http://diagrams.org/images/png/large/f00022.html
forget the wheel track - I got a new track - use your nose 😆
prada l'homme intense ( poetry review ) 30.12.17
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welcome to my range
off the shelf and fence
you are going to think strange
infarct the worry will be intense.
absolutely adore
it is brutal like the " battle of somme"
this man is not confidence raw
geared up by the l'homme.
the hunt can get no harder
prepared to travel all land including antartica
was it fate finding prada
help needed from www. fragrantica.
4.34 was no amateur
straight away saw the potential
close to becoming my signature
thanking all things oriental.
allot is at stake
can not wait to skin plonk
finding words like opaque
adding in a little tonk.
prada i don't want to provoke
john lewis have to be inclusive
well and truly is the evoke
this man is multi-faceted and very elusive.
https://www.johnlewis.com/prada- l'ho...estid=17750586 and this webiste is where i get all my knowledge. https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/...nse-45396.html