[Closed] need some advice....

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Never trust someone wearing red shoes.

Never approach a pig from the west, it'll turn and spray acid from its eyes at you

The lady loves milk tray

Do whatever you needed advice on, these experiences are always vivacious and full of humour. Unless it's Veet. [url= http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK ]Don't do Veet.[/url]

My advice is not to take advice from people who don't know what they're talking about.

(warning, I may not know what I'm talking about)

Don't let your wife use her feminine charms to convince you to move to her home county of Norfolk with the phrase "well there is mountain biking at Thetford"!!!

Never trust a Springer Jack

MTFU

Girls are like monkeys. They wont let go of one branch until they have hold of the next.

if i was responding to this question I would post the you tube video of 'Sunscreen' possibly the best advice ever. But i don't know how too...

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Never try to exit a building at speed via a revolving door while carrying hot soup

Don't pay any attention to [b]him[/b]* ,he posts something stupid every minute.

* Not him,the other [b]him[/b]

get more sleep

Never cut the red wire.

Or was it the blue?

I can never remember...

Once married pee sitting down to avoid splashing related arguments - especially worth doing if you're a woman.

If you have a spare £5000 and are a bit clueless, start a thread 'What bike for someone with no imagination , enthusiasm and general can’t be arsedness ?’
The suggestions will come pouring in .

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't use your torch in the bath

The correct answer is 'yes dear'

Wedding cake is the only food known to reduce a womans sex drive by 90%

look both ways before you cross the road

If you need cheering up a "horrid neighbours" thread is always worth a read. Failing that, a "my wife doesn't understand me" thread.

If in doubt, go left.

Take the blue pill on an empty stomach, then after an hour when you're just coming up; bang the red pill up yer arris.

Hope that helps.

Never buy Marijuana from a man in white trousers.
RM.

Never go in a pub with a flat roof.

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If you ever set yourself on fire, try not to catch sight of yourself in a mirror, you're likely to panic.

ky jelly helps a lot

If at first you don't succeed, have a couple of pints and then have another good crack at it.

and

Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean that they're not out to get you...

Is your sex life lacking? Get married and enjoy it on tap. 😆

Seeing as there are so many on here offering such excellent advice on a whole host of subjects, they sometimes know very little about.....can someone give me some please?

Punctuation doesn't work like that. There's no comma required between [i]subjects[/i] and [i]they[/i], and there's no need for the ellipsis, a new sentence with a capitalised C would make everythink betterer.

If you order a large rock and they say it weighs 3/4 of a tonne, assume it weighs 1.5 tonne. 🙄

do not....ever piss into the wind....NEVER

Cars cannot climb trees no matter how fast you hit them

it is much faster to do things over the phone than online - always

When trying to listen to grumbling noises in your hubs remember those nobbly tyres can hurt your face when spinning.

and "Don't trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on his head" Billy Connolly

Let me advise you that you are surrounded by zombie maggots. 😆

In muliplechoice exams the answer is usually C , or A or B or D.