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Choose yourself a mundane super power. Has to be something that doesn't involve magical strength or laser eyes or flying. Something really mundane, but utterly useful.

I want to be [i]Never Stuck In A Queue Man[/i].

No waiting around for me at all! No dawdling in the shops, no 'Your call is important to us', never in a traffic jam. Life would be transformed.


 
Posted : 26/04/2016 7:41 pm
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I'm Future Thread Man:

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/what-would-be-your-mundane-superpower


 
Posted : 26/04/2016 8:01 pm
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😆


 
Posted : 26/04/2016 8:03 pm
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Is it a bird?
Is it a Plane?

No it's Cleaning Up Cat Sick Man!


 
Posted : 26/04/2016 8:34 pm
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Fastener Man! He sizes up bolts and picks the right size spanner with his BARE EYES! Hex, allen or Torx, nothing is safe from his extra-sensory vernier.


 
Posted : 26/04/2016 9:13 pm
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the phantom shitter.

he never has to wipe again.


 
Posted : 26/04/2016 9:45 pm
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Ill be always knowing where the thing im looking for is man. The frustation that would avoid would be awesome.


 
Posted : 26/04/2016 9:54 pm
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Sock Man. I could put my socks on in the morning without bending down just using mind control. Would come in handy at least once a day.


 
Posted : 26/04/2016 10:10 pm
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I'll be;

ANTIPROCRASTINATION MAN!

The things I could do, if I could actually get on with them...

Hang on; there would be no place for STW in AP Man's world. Scrap that.

(Fittingly; posted whilst I should actually be writing an assignment, at 0050hrs, needing to be up at 0700hrs tomorrow)


 
Posted : 26/04/2016 11:49 pm
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Shit temporary repair man

My shit temporary repairs will annoy you for ages as I fail to mend things properly the first time, and make a half arsed fist of it that sort of work well enough to be functional but not really well enough...


 
Posted : 27/04/2016 6:04 am
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[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/what-is-your-super-power ]I'm Past Thread Man[/url]


 
Posted : 27/04/2016 6:12 am
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I want to be piss in the sink in aircraft toilets man if it isn't already taken...


 
Posted : 27/04/2016 6:21 am