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so who does it? trimming up the bushes, mowing the lawn etc etc??
i belive its quite common with birds right?
ive read several articles recently that have hinted that the ladies like to find a fella neat and tidy and not resembling a"ripped out fireplace"
ive never indulged in this persuit but wondered....who has/does.maybe im missing out on something or maybe im resembling a pile of clock springs or a hammered tarantula!? 😯


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:01 pm
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Think i'd be sick if girls didn't...


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:03 pm
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adds a few inches too:o)

go for it....bit don't go too short or you'll look like a plucked chicken.


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:03 pm
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LOL


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:04 pm
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It depends on the woman...


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:06 pm
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Stops things getting quite so sweaty down there, but regrowth can be annoying!


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:09 pm
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I did it one time, when I had my vasectomy. Never again 🙁
Regrowth was far worse than surgery


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:12 pm
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I do, much more comfortable and less sweaty, no problem.


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:13 pm
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Trimming, not shaving, bigyinn... 😉


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:13 pm
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I like to keep myself 'tidy' down there, always have. A few ex's have complimented me for putting in the extra 'effort' too as according to them quite a few guys are too idle to be bothered and a bush like Brian Blessed's beard is apparently quite off-putting to some.

I even once allowed an ex to shave me with a cut-throat razor, bit of a trust game. When I say allow though it wasn't as if I could really have stopped her as I was, shall we say, a little restrained.

😉


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:13 pm
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but regrowth can be annoying!

I've heard the old wives' tale of straightish hair growing back curly if it's cut too short...are you saying that your pubes grow back straight? God, that'd be so cool...imagine the scope for styling? Surf-pubes, straight pubes, flat-top, centre parting (think Moses coming through the red sea, if you're ginger), side parting.

How about side burns, or a cock-goatee!


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:13 pm
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hmmm,i dont really see the point myself unless it gets me brownie points which i know it wont as the missus just aint that bothered...

but ill try anything for a laugh (!)
thing is doesnt it prick you (sorry) till it grow a bit.like having holly in ya pants?


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:22 pm
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Think i'd be sick if girls didn't

Shame on you. When I first started encountering such things shaving was unheard of other than in really manky porn mags.


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:23 pm
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I'd murder Dan if I caught him with my Gilette Venus round his, well it rhymes...


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:25 pm
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http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/index_bg.html


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:26 pm
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[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:42 pm
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hairy and smelly is my preferance............ 8)


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:48 pm
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Muke has pinched ><((((> panties..


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:49 pm
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I think they're his own 😀 not my colour at all


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:52 pm
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What is this, STW p*rn night? drunken encounters, shaved bits and pieces...

Don't most people look after themselves? Don't get me wrong, i'm no Greek Adonis, but having it look like Mungo Jerry downstairs, its not a good look.


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:52 pm
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All I can say is take care. Be very cautious with electric trimmers. They can cause surprising amounts of damage and bleeding.


 
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What is this, STW p*rn night? drunken encounters, shaved bits and pieces...

lol it certainly is and a bit of cross dressing too I think.
Its all deep philosophical ponderings, especially musing on Lidl condoms, better than Friday night telly anyway.


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 7:57 pm
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Actually, Mukes finger nails look a bit girlie ?


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:10 pm
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When I was serious about my rugby I shaved. This was the result of having too many 2nd rows with weak hands. When in the scrum, their hands would tire and slip down and rip my pubes. Very painful!


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:24 pm
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I did it one time, when I had my vasectomy. Never again
Regrowth was far worse than surgery

Neither troubled me.... however the post opp infection...... 😯
Still. twas cured by anti-biotics... whereas another mate had the whole 'buster gonnad' post opp problem... that was not at all nice...


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:26 pm
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[i] Actually, Mukes finger nails look a bit girlie [/i]

Thanks ctc, sorry to disappoint so many but I have to admit that it's not me or my pants either. I think its a girlie left hand and maybe a blokes right hand ???


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:50 pm
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I set the hair clippers to a #2, start at my head and keep going till i hit my knees ! 😆

But reading about it on this forum is makin me lol !


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 9:03 pm
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been doing it for about a year as daily commutes were causing mucho sweatiness, feels heaps mre hygenic to have the cluster trimmed to #2, no problems with itchy regrowth at that length and it does look a tad bigger 🙂


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 9:08 pm
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I even once allowed an ex to shave me with a cut-throat razor, bit of a trust game. When I say allow though it wasn't as if I could really have stopped her as I was, shall we say, a little restrained.

😯 😯


 
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Recently had an Inguinal hernia repair, before my pre op i shaved any affected area's, much to the amusment of the nurse, apparently its not required for key hole surgery. Although she did say it was very common for men to "Trim" these days.


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 9:36 pm
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I was, shall we say, a little restrained
😯

a fair bit of trimming back now and then, that's it. rampant foliage looks too unkempt. but I think total baldness, in either gender, looks slightly strange.


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 9:36 pm
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😯

I won't be able to look at some of you with a straight face 😉


 
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Posted : 18/09/2009 9:47 pm
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NO NO NO - that's really not necessary Hairychested 😀

But ... it might be worth a try 😉


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 9:52 pm
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Give them a few beers' time and Friday A&A will begin 😀


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 10:27 pm
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Do it, you'll be more popular, I promise. Honestly! I have proof!! And the maintenance is minimal, and dead easy once you get the hang of it.

You wouldn't want to end up in bed with sasquach would you? Well what makes you think your girlie wants that either? Look after yourself FFS! You get your hair cut don't you, you clean your teeth regularly presumably, maybe you even use aftershave and moisturise occasionaly. Well look after the rest of yourself.

Oh, and the comment of it adding a couple of inches (not that I need it myself, clearly, in fact I'm thinking of having a couple of inches lopped off) but its true, trust me.

Do it, I'm getting so much I'm thinking of taking someone on to help me out!


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 10:41 pm
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I've trimmed with scissors every year or 2 - clippers are safer, i reckon grade 4 is about as short as you need to go


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 10:46 pm
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Oh, and the comment of it adding a couple of inches

only visually, not when it's actually in...


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 10:55 pm
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i've kept myself trim for years.... if i'm going to have someone suck your genitals, i'd rather come back up not having to pick out pubic hairs from between my teeth.

i'm guessing you expect the same (or at least gives you one less reason not to suck my genitals).

met a couple of scottish birds on holiday a few years back. got back to their place. i was astounded (but not put off) that the pair of them were totally unkempt. i was quite surprised but also strangely aroused. as if they were the 'exception' to the 'rule'.

my mate recently had his balls shaven by his (37 year old and really FiT in a way that makes you say "hElow" when you see her) landlady. he's been moaning ever since.

regrowth is only a problem for a short amount of time.

just don't shave your legs. that's [s]gay[/s] roadie territory.


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 11:24 pm
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just don't shave your legs. that's gay roadie territory.

yeah, the nads are well butch :o)


 
Posted : 18/09/2009 11:37 pm
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just don't go shaving between your bum cheeks... my mate said it hurt like buggery when they grew back. he could sit, stand or walk more than two feet.

all because a girl said he had a hairy bum.


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 12:21 am
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If your a hairy roadie were do you stop shaving, you'll look like you have a pair of hairy legless chaps on! Any hairy roadie pictures, i'm intriged. 😕


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 12:29 am
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[i]only visually, not when it's actually in... [/i]

And when it's in, no-one can tell the difference anyway.


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 2:18 am
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only visually, not when it's actually in...

And when it's in, no-one can tell the difference anyway.


It's getting better by a minute!
Actually, Alpin might have a point. You wouldn't suck on a dirty candy I suppose. But then, why bother with German girls? They've never been the hardest to get. Ok, not very easy either, let's say as hard to get as milk at Asda.


 
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"At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it!"


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 6:38 am
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I think when it comes to a man looking after himself it can only be a good thing 😀

Nothing worse than a loose hair to spoil the moment!


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 5:41 pm
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I think when it comes to a man looking after himself it can only be a good thing

and will you be reciprocally shorn Ali ?


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 6:26 pm
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my lips are sealed 😉


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 6:28 pm
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That's the best from of contraception 😀


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 8:01 pm
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😆

Who's a cheeky money?


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 8:10 pm
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my lips are sealed

in this context another metaphor might have been more apt :o)


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 8:18 pm
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mr barnes.....i really don't know what you mean


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 9:59 pm
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mr barnes.....i really don't know what you mean

well, we know you're a little innocent :o)


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 10:01 pm
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i'll take that as a compliment shall i? 😀


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 10:02 pm
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Clippers for me too. Nothing worse than a girl with a bush like a boxing glove so I imagine it's equally unappealing on a guy.

Not bald. Grade 2 guard on the clippers.

Makes your cock look bigger too so double bonus.


 
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bush like a boxing glove

Probably the worst simile ever. How does that make [b]any[/b] sense?


 
Posted : 20/09/2009 7:00 am
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I too vouch for the trimming option.
Not that anyone's had the opportunity to notice or make comment on the difference, but I hold out hope that one day (the sooner the better), my efforts will be appreciated.

I limit the groundskeeping to the mound and the bawbag, delicately with no trim-guard.
The back and crack can be left alone for now, unless a special request is made. Or, until the effects of male ageing (excessive hair growth in all the 'wrong' places ears? nose?etc) has to be addressed.

Bzz


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 1:30 pm
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I [whispers] [i]don't have a problem with women having pubic hair[/i]. 🙂


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 2:05 pm
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@BoardinBob

Next time we meet in the library car park I'm going to have a whole new recollection going on! This is entirely too much info for me!


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 2:12 pm
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Like a Gorillas autopsy.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 2:16 pm
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[i]just don't go shaving between your bum cheeks... my mate said it hurt like buggery when they grew back[/i]

I have to say, I don't know how much buggery hurts, so this reference is useless.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 2:16 pm
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maybe the two were related (the buggery and the bum shaving?)

Then again maybe I should, the boxxers and shirt have to stay on untill the last moment to avoid puting a whole new meaning to the phrase "woolyback".


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 2:25 pm
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I've only gone totally bald for my vasectomy - two different nurses complimented me on the quality of my shaving.

As stated, regrowth wasn't nice.

A mate of mine misjudged it while using an electric trimmer and slashed open his ball sack - apparently every nurse in the county rocked up in A&E that night to have a s****....


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 6:54 pm