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Our new batch of ring binders comes with an information card informing me that they open 20% faster than the old ones.
1. Who on earth thinks “I wish this ring binder opened quicker”?
2. What am I supposed to do with the nanosecond of time that I have just saved?
3. Have we paid extra for this breakthrough piece of technology?
4. Why have they put the advert [b]INSIDE[/b] the binder thus revealing their new high speed capabilities once we have made the purchase based on the performance of the older slower model?
If there is a team of people out there working out ways to increase the speed of ring binders then I’m sorry mankind [b]IT IS TIME FOR A CULL.[/b]
[b]LOAD UP THE “B” ARK AND BLAST THE ****ERS INTO SPACE.[/b]
Anybody not getting the “B Ark” reference needs to read more.
That is all.
HtS - perhaps you could spend the extra time generating a thread worthy of a response. I only read your binder nonsense as I'm struggling to get to slee
Love the B Ark reference. I used it at work the other day and it drew blanks all around. I need a new job!
As a Health and Safety professional, I am concerned that the implications of this innovation on the risk-levels prevalent in your office may not have been properly understood. I suggest you take this issue up with your trade union representative.
do they come in carbon ?
derek_starship,
Thank you for preventing me sounding the last post on my own thread... although I may have just done it.
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PS Are you in the office tomorrow? Barry was been wiping his glove round the rim of your coffee mug. Again.