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Are they made out of real moles? and
how many moles have to be culled to produce one pair of trousers?
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Posted : 16/06/2017 12:13 pm
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Molgrips to the thread


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:15 pm
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They started out with real moles, made a big deal about it in marketing, after enough suckers bought into it they done the dirty on the moles and switched to rats instead.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:16 pm
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**searches internet wildy for 10 minutes (inside the edit window) to find a picture of a mole wearing trousers, . . fails**


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:19 pm
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They kill baby robins don't they?????


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:20 pm
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They started out with real moles, made a big deal about it in marketing, after enough suckers bought into it they done the dirty on the moles and switched to rats instead.

😀
Bravo!


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:22 pm
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I don't mind if they're moles or rats to be honest as long as the sourcing meets the stringent OEKO-Tex 100 rating for environmental and ethical standards.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:26 pm
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Where are these trousers being made?

This is important.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:30 pm
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If you have to ask Jamie, you can't afford them.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:31 pm
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Moleskin becomes lovely & soft if you treat it regularly with baby oil (made from real babies)


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:43 pm
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Where are these trousers being made?

Some grim northern shithole or other.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:44 pm
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It's all we've got up 'ere.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:48 pm
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I have a moleskin moustache


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 12:53 pm
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What style? I only wear -
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Posted : 16/06/2017 1:05 pm
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Is that to fit the XXXL colostomy bag Dez?


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 1:09 pm
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Surely it is storage for an ethically filled wallet. Not a colostomy bag.

The colostomy bag is what you leave on your doorstep.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 1:14 pm
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the trick is breeding moles so that the skins tessellate.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 1:16 pm
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Some grim northern shithole or other.

You mean... no, it couldn't be, not [i]Lancashire[/i] 😯


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 1:16 pm
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Here are some genuine Yorkshire Moles (none of your Taiwanese imported Moles being passed off as locally sourced)...

[url= https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/55/133740429_1d803568b1.jp g" target="_blank">https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/55/133740429_1d803568b1.jp g"/> [/img][/url][url= https://flic.kr/p/cPsnt ]Mole catcher![/url] by [url= https://www.flickr.com/photos/brf/ ]Ben Freeman[/url], on Flickr


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 1:16 pm
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^ strong jaws, I couldn't hang on like that!


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 1:18 pm
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^ strong jaws, I couldn't hang on like that!

Yep, they've adapted to exist on a diet of mainly barbed wire!


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 1:21 pm
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[i]strong jaws, I couldn't hang on like that![/i]

They cheat by flapping their arms


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 1:21 pm
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Molgrips to the thread

Whu...?


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 1:25 pm
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^ strong jaws, I couldn't hang on like that!

Nor i but [url= https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/15/aerialist-mother-breaks-record-hanging-by-her-teeth-niagara-falls ]i bet this lady could though[/url]


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 1:26 pm
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So they're not made in Hebden Bridge? Not really important is it? but blummin eck all the interviews and stuff say they are!


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 2:03 pm
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You can't say that, it's banned!


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 2:06 pm
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Does the thread on the trousers stand up to abuse from Molgrips then?


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 2:11 pm
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You want answers?
I think I'm entitled
You want answers?
I want the TREWS!
You cant handle the trews!


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 2:12 pm
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The trews ain't the news - it's whether you can handle the tro' bro'


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 2:15 pm
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[i]The trews ain't the news - it's whether you can handle the tro' bro'[/i]

well, that's a turn up!


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 2:17 pm
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That sounds like a song anybody know the cords?


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 4:01 pm
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Where are the belts made now?


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 4:18 pm
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Where are the belts made now?

On the International Space Station judging by the price of them.


 
Posted : 16/06/2017 4:21 pm