[Closed] Misreading things

She still needs to release those School Girls though.

I thought Motorhead still had them

I was shocked to read that ...[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29661446 ]Sex[/url] 'emerged in ancient Scottish lake'

Loch ,FFS

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[url= http://www.channel5.com/shows/extreme-fishing-with-robson-green ]I was sad to see Robson Green's career turn to porn.[/url]

[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-29685830 ]Kirk Cobain to fight with the Turks[/url]

When I was a kid and the Solidarity movement in Poland was in full flow I remember being horrified as we drove down to Devon on holiday passing signs for Walsall.

I didn’t know that the unrest was only an hour’s drive from our house.

[b]PLEASE STRONG

AVOID LIGHT
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Anyone remember where this is from?

PLEASE STRONG

AVOID LIGHT

edit yup 🙂

That's the one.

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I thought the Who were dealing with Ebola?

Dr Who?

Shopfitters/Shoplifters

Am I the only one?

[quote=fasthaggis ]I was shocked to read that ...Sex 'emerged in ancient Scottish lake'
Loch ,FFS

[url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Lakes_of_Scotland ]Scottish Lakes [/url]

Police Speed.
Check Area.

😯

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Shopfitters/Shoplifters

Am I the only one?

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Marvellous, I'm bursting for a slash!

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Kind of similar; there's a town in North Lincolnshire that has a rude word 'hidden' in its name, and I can't see that name written down without the rude word seeming as if it's in bold type, foot high, red letters, underlined, such is the clarity with which **** appears.

Presumably you're referring to what's known in IT circles as the "S****horpe Problem"; ie, false positives in filtering software.

I had a headache with this fairly recently, with a large amount of our email being spam-blocked by external email filtering software. Transpired that it was objecting to "Specialist" appearing in email signatures as "Cialis" is apparently some sort of Viagra-a-like.

Kind of similar; there's a town in North Lincolnshire that has a rude word 'hidden' in its name, and I can't see that name written down without the rude word seeming as if it's in bold type, foot high, red letters, underlined, such is the clarity with which **** appears.

Ah yes..

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And not forgetting this:

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There's a Polish shop on Leith Walk in Edinburgh - "Laiba Boutique" - Ahem.

The top of a packet of Bold states "Dose Less"
Took me ages wondering why you would advertise that it does less.

I remember hearing a report on the news when I was a kid about guerilla warfare and getting really scared: I was left thinking that there was no hope for humans if gorillas had taken up arms against us

Damn you Bruneep.

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The van with [b]Rochdale Scrap[/b] on it always makes me think it needs an apostrophe and different spacing.