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Posted : 24/10/2013 1:14 pm
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You need attention by constantly reminding a forum full of middle aged IT managers that you're a lesbian?

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Posted : 24/10/2013 1:15 pm
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im out on my bike

What material is your cycling apparel that it took over an hour to dry in a tumble dryer ?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 1:17 pm
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[i]I'm out on my bike[/i]

We appear to have established you are 'out'

Now, about this bike


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 1:30 pm
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I fail the Audi test, don't even drive a German car to get in on a technicality.

So, it's either Spanish or Czech, then?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 2:36 pm
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3dvgrirl is Fred. Didn't you all know that?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 2:41 pm
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3dvgrirl is Fred. Didn't you all know that?

Well the drugs certainly worked, all the testosterone fuelled rage seems to have abated...


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 2:43 pm
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I didn't know Fred was a lesbian..


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 2:44 pm
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Pre-drugs therapy he wasn't, now he's a rampant homosexual trapped in a Ladies body, or maybe the other way round....


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 2:47 pm
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As a fairly newbie, who is this mythical Fred?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 2:49 pm
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Are her children well behaved?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 2:51 pm
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Ernie Rocks!


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 2:51 pm
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she gives me this odd feeling inside.

I'm assuming its not a nice feeling otherwise you would have said so.......its called gut instinct, follow it and bin her

i sometimes wake up beside her

rohypnoled


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 2:55 pm
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As a fairly newbie, who is this mythical Fred?

Prolific forumite whose posts veered between the informative and helpful (a woodworking thread comes to mind), the argumentative (political threads, generally offensive - not just his posts - by page 2) and the trolltastic. Banned a few times and came back with new usernames each time. An epic rant culminated in a lifetime ban.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 2:58 pm
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what Markie said + Fred now seems to have a facebook page where he posts whatever would previously been on stw as if he was actually on the threads he's referring to. Or something.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 3:01 pm
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I fail the Audi test, don't even drive a German car to get in on a technicality.

So, it's either Spanish or Czech, then?

Or Swedish... 😯


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 3:05 pm
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I'm Fred.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 3:06 pm
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Or Swedish..

Nah, last I checked VW didn't own Saab or Volvo


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 3:08 pm
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And I'm Fred's wife


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 3:11 pm
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hang on - and I'm fred's wife. The cheating scumbag = no wonder he was banned!!


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 3:13 pm
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I'm also Rachel.

Rachel.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 3:15 pm
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I'm Danny B

Cheers,
TandemJeremy


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 3:16 pm
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And I'm awesome.

Cheers,
Matt.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 3:19 pm
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I'm confused.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 3:19 pm
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What are you doing while she's on her bike?
Me and my mates are hiding behind her sofa and are going to jump out when she gets back. Ssssssh.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 3:29 pm
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Naked rodeo?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 3:40 pm
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I can't believe that pretty much the whole of the front page was you twunts taking the mic rather than offering advice, but not a single thing was funny.

Poor form.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 4:33 pm
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"I can't believe that pretty much the whole of the front page was you twunts taking the mic rather than offering advice, but not a single thing was funny.

Poor form."

Calm down poopy pants


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 4:35 pm
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[i]Calm down poopy pants [/i] 😆


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 4:36 pm
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They're relatively clean thank you very much.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 4:38 pm
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People expect sound advice on here?!

Isn't there mumsnet for that.

At OP - make sure your *girlfriend* doesn't take a beaker to bed with her.

That may explain the sickness (pregnancy) and the slightly salty taste in your mouth...


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 4:38 pm
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Calm down poopy pants
verr verr funny.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 4:58 pm
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I didn't think cycling gear could be dried in a clothes drier? It can't do the Lycra much good!


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 5:56 pm
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Some can - read the label ! 🙂


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 5:59 pm
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I didn't think cycling gear could be dried in a clothes drier? It can't do the Lycra much good!

I think its a moot point really.

Isn't

"I'm going out riding .... See ya!"

Just a stealth flounce for when things don't go to plan ?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 6:10 pm
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Some can - read the label !

Indeed where would we be without women eh

{ runs away]


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 6:12 pm
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Stuck between a { and a ] ?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 7:08 pm
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I can't believe that pretty much the whole of the front page was you twunts taking the mic rather than offering advice, but not a single thing was funny.

Yeah, if only we'd all been as helpful or as witty as you eh?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 7:17 pm
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[img] [/img]
Let's have a nice picture while we wait.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 7:21 pm
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I can't believe that pretty much the whole of the front page was you twunts taking the mic rather than offering advice, but not a single thing was funny.

Poor form.


You're new here, aren't you? Rearrange these words into a well-known phrase or saying: course, for, par, the. 😉


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 7:34 pm
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Isn't

"I'm going out riding .... See ya!"

Just a stealth flounce for when things don't go to plan ?

This.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 7:59 pm
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If fred is 3dvgirl then he shares my ambition of being reincarnated as a lesbian.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 8:19 pm
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You need attention by constantly reminding a forum full of middle aged IT managers that you're a lesbian?

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what exactly was wrong with fred?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 8:36 pm
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what exactly was wrong with fred?

How long have you got?
To be fair, he could be a lovely bloke, very funny, although his idiosyncratic cock-er-ny way of writing used to wind up some, I found it amusing, he was just playing up his own background. He just had a habit of really getting very argumentative pretty much for the sake of it. Shame, his photography threads were excellent.
I always avoided getting involved with any of the really argumentative 'big-hitters', it wasn't worth the hassle, just waited for the inevitable crash-and-burn of their threads.
Kaesae was always fun to provoke, though... 😉


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 10:58 pm
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what exactly was wrong with fred?

Oh hell, not this again!

*bails*


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:38 pm
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