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A while ago i met some one new, i seem to spend a lot of time with her and she gives me this odd feeling inside. Whats wrong with me?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:49 am
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Does she bring your feelings to life?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:51 am
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Nothing. MTFU. Or WTFU if your user name is anything to go off 😉


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:52 am
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tapeworm ?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:52 am
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Syphilis?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:52 am
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TTIWWP


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:53 am
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You are allergic to nuts?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:55 am
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It leads to temporary insanity... Proposing, marriage, a dog/cat, children, not riding your bike much, permanently tired, no money, hair loss and or greying etc etc
You have been warned.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:56 am
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She uses rohipnol?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:56 am
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You liked her that much you ate her and now have indegestion 💡


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:57 am
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Wind


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:58 am
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Its not bad AIDS is it?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:58 am
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she has an exceptionally long index finger?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 11:59 am
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Inside where? 😯


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:00 pm
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Poor personal hygiene?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:01 pm
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Is this a different lady to last week?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:03 pm
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Is this a different lady to last week?

No the same lady.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:04 pm
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Picolax?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:04 pm
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Is it the fear that her parents will turn up to collect her stuff with her when you've cheated on her and it all goes wrong?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:07 pm
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Is she DezB?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:08 pm
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Customs Searches are a bit invasive aren't they 😯


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:08 pm
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ouch!! lol


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:09 pm
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dunno, but I bet the answer isn't on a forum full of middle aged IT managers.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:09 pm
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dunno, but I bet the answer isn't on a forum full of middle aged IT managers.

yea i know, im just filling the time between the bike stuff drying in dryer and going for a ride.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:11 pm
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did she give you a gift of a bottle of perfume called chloroform?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:13 pm
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dunno, but I bet the answer isn't on a forum full of middle aged IT managers.

I thought we'd established the stereotype was wrong, and we all actually work for the NHS?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:14 pm
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oy you, we ain't all middle aged thanks

Asking for advice on here - you need something equivalent to a filter at a sewage works - to take the worst bits out of something that will always be regarded with suspicion.

Spend more time with her.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:15 pm
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Spend more time with her.

lol i see her almost every day, and often wake up next to her 🙂


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:16 pm
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A while ago i [s]met some one new[/s] bought a Cervélo R5 with Dura Ace 11-speed groupset, i seem to spend a lot of time with her and she gives me this odd feeling inside. Whats wrong with me?

I think she's in the right forum...


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:17 pm
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lol i see her almost every day, and often wake up next to her

No one likes a show off


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:19 pm
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How long til the washing is dry?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:24 pm
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Washing from the dryer? Tsk! Its a perfect drying day here. First one in ages


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:29 pm
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Is this the same one that's moved out? And her parents got her stuff?

I'm confused!


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:33 pm
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Just to be sure, have you done a kidney stock take recently? I think you might be one short.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:35 pm
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You just forgot what it felt like with t'other one...


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:40 pm
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i seem to spend a lot of time with her and she gives me this odd feeling inside. Whats wrong with me?

It's one of two things:

1) It's love. Sweep her off her feet and live happily ever after.

2) It's her cooking. Invest in Gaviscon and you'll get an accurate picture of your feelings.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:45 pm
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...she gives me this odd feeling inside.

"Ow, mind you ring!"

"That's my watch!"


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:47 pm
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I thought we'd established the stereotype was wrong, and we all actually work for the NHS?

I work in IT on clinical systems used by the NHS - check me out, ticking two boxes at the same time! 😀


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:48 pm
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@pondo - are you middle aged and drive an Audi for the full house?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:51 pm
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Dang - turned 40 last week, so reckon I tick the middle aged box, but I fail the Audi test, don't even drive a German car to get in on a technicality. 🙁


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 12:59 pm
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Whats wrong with me?

You need attention by constantly reminding a forum full of middle aged IT managers that you're a lesbian?


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 1:09 pm
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Perhaps it's the realisation that's she's seen through your pitiful attention seeking and narcissism and is about to dump you
Or perhaps it's the realisation that she'll never see through your pitiful attention seeking and narcissism and so you're about to dump her.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 1:10 pm
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😆


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 1:11 pm
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lol.. i feel anger, so im out on my bike, have fun peepes.


 
Posted : 24/10/2013 1:12 pm
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[1970's northerner]Come and sit on my knee and tell me all about it, I'll cure ya...[/1970's northerner]


 
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