ok, but I warn you, they're not great...
Q how many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A none - they get their technician to do it
Q how does a guitarist change a lightbulb if his technician is otherwise engaged?
A he just holds it still while the world revolves around him
Drummer jokes:
Q what do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A A drummer
A bloke goes into a shop and says "I'd like to buy a guitar". Shop owner says "You're a drummer, aren't you?"
"Yes, how did you guess?"
"This is a chip shop"
Posted : 03/12/2010 10:52 pm
Posted : 07/12/2010 3:00 pm
With the exception of Mr Grohl, how many guitarists can play drums? Properly?
My brother-in-law. He's a drummer but sings and plays rythmn with his excellent cover band.
Posted : 07/12/2010 3:03 pm
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