[Closed] Maxi Dresses...Come on now girls.

Darcy demands you take it off NOW!

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Maternity clothes....why would you do it?!

I dunno, I think maxis have a certain reto charm:

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Jeez, I wore them first time round. And hot pants.

Had a good set of pins then.

*sighs wistfully* ...

and goes back to her knitting.

cinnamon_girl - Member
Jeez, I wore them first time round. And hot pants.

Had a good set of pins then.

*sighs wistfully* ...

POIDH..... 😈 😉

Actually last year my daughter wore one. She has an hourglass figure and it showed it off perfectly.

Of course I'm jealous. 👿

POIDH?

When are you going to hook me up with this daughter C_G?

TSY - she's a handful, worse than me and you know what I'm like. 😀

Actually, she doesn't 'get' exercise. "I don't need to" she says ... and she's right. 👿

Edit: she's too young for you!

I like to be kept on my toes 😉

Could be just the thing I need... as long as she co-incides with my rest days?

Edit: Whoah whoah whaoh... how old do you think I am?!

POIDH?

Pictures Or It Didn't Happen.... ( Maybe )

Lol @ c_g

Sorry, I'm a bloke. WTF is a Maxi Dress?

TSY - will Sammie-Louise be resident on here for two weeks whilst you're riding [s]slacking[/s] ? Have you organised for [s]roadie[/s] Jamie and molgrips to put in overtime on here? I and many others need to be entertained. 😀

Cougar - keep up!

she's a handful

IGMC

Having just had a google at maxi dresses - imho - not as bad as saggy ugg boots or what you see in the top shop window, or half the stuff in new look (my girlfriend often heads for the door quickly when I point out how ugly most of the clothing is in there quite loudly)

Is that a maxi dress above? Looks good to me

bigyinn.. I'm willing to put myself on the line to test the truth of that saying.

C_G I honestly don't know what's going to happen. The longest I've been without posting in the last 9 months is probably 4 days. I assume some young gun will step into the breach and then I'll be able to come back and lurk with the occasional trivial comment.

bigyinn, I have very big hands....

I think there's quite a bit of stuff about now that people will regret in a few years. Specifically jumpsuits and those MC hammer pants. Maxi dresses by comparison are fine.

I only know what a maxi dress is cos my mrs got a few whilst pregnant.

I'd rather see a Maxxis dress.

my gf has a few maxi dresses, i think they are pretty nice. They tend to verge on the cleavage display side as the legs are hidden 🙂

You youngsters don't know what you're missing.
The great advantage of maxi dresses was that a young lady could "sit" upon her boyfriend in a park or picnic-spot in full view of passers-by, while appearing to be perfectly innocent.
Happy days.

Moses=old school

moses has a good point, the benefits of a maxi dress is that providing you lean forward slightly to hide the tent-effect they're great at hiding public erections.

I'm not allowed anywhere near play grounds or schools in a maxi dress 🙁

I don't advise trying to smuggle frozen turkeys out of lidl as if you're a pregnant lady in them either. Frost biten chapstick is not a good look.

Moses 😆

Exhibitionism is the new black. I had an ex into public places, should have got her a maxi dress... shame they weren't "in" 10 years ago.

Provided you've the figure, they look kinda cool.. If you're a bloater then it'll look like a marquee.. can't wait for the semi see through white linen one.. hahahaha, puke.

Heights an issue too at 5'2" I look like a toilet roll holder in a maxi dress.... I guess I could stand on a box at a party without anyone knowing but I'd be buggered when they announced the buffet was open... *shows how northern she is*

move down here luv, they bring the buffet round on little silver trays.

Blimey its gone full circle for me.
midi,
maxi,
mini,
can we have the 'cover up everything dress' next please?

Moses I really have been cheered up by your comments.
Just had to walk home from a ride as the seat post pin snapped and my saddle went for burton. Its not fun riding up hill standing up 🙁

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Ha ha you and me both bagpuss, I look like I'm dressing up in my mum's clothes.

Em may be we can go to one of these new fangled TSY silver platter buffets and stand on boxes at the side of each other we'd look less weird then?

It would make me feel less weird, that's for sure - I hate hovering above all the other girls in the room!!!

Rachel

WTF is a maxi dress? Is it a 'long dress'?

In a word, "yes"

Heights an issue too at 5'2" I look like a toilet roll holder in a maxi dress.... I guess I could stand on a box at a party without anyone knowing but I'd be buggered when they announced the buffet was open... *shows how northern she is*

😆

That's the second time today you've made me propperly Lol, Baggie!

Lordy. Binners's picked a right one in you, eh? 😀

they should come with a box to stand on!

I spy a niche in the market!!

Bagpuss, earlier:

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Most women would use a 26" box to stand on, but the niche ladies would rock the 29er 😉

😡

The dirty old men have certainly crawled out of the woodwork haven't they? 🙄

Out of the boxes, more like!!

LOL

Lol at bagpuss and her description. 😀

So ... Elf's pic ... discuss. 😉

Rachel - oh yes! Do you think they'll go back in when we tell 'em? 🙂

You could use these under the dress?

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Rachel - oh yes! Do you think they'll go back in when we tell 'em?

Somehow, I doubt it!!

These should do you under the maxis girls 😉
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come on, maxi dresses look great in comparison to puffball skirts.

Awesome I'm getting tagged again. Some people really aren't men at all!

Edit: Ooh you've gone 🙂

The dirty old men have certainly crawled out of the woodwork haven't they?

I hope you're not including me, CG! 😯

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I'm still young....

Puffball skirts were truly, truly, awful - you're right with that one.

Darcy - I have a friend* with a pair of red patent boots almost as mental as those ones - I drunkenly tried them for ten mins last NYE and nearly broke a leg - mad mad mad...

Rachel

*Yes, my friend has a drag act, before you ask...

I quite like maxi dresses, but as i'm in the 5'2-3" club on here, i need heels to carry it off which isn't the same. Much prefer the LBD 🙂

Puffball skirts = wrong.

Whereas a LBD really doesn't seem to work if you're very tall - you see, swings and roundabouts...

Rachel

*Yes, my friend has a drag act, before you ask...

I should think TSY would like his (?) number.

How about these then...in my mind, all the girls on STW have a pair of these lurking in the back of the wardrobe... 😯
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Yes Darcy we do.

Sammie-Louise x

No, Darcy, we don't

emsz x

in his mind, emsz, in his mind...

(no, not here either)

Rachel

Blimey those shoes are amazing DD, I actually nearly bought a pair like that when I started doing pole dancing, my instructor wore them and they look very pretty but they are a bit 'adult entertainment' ish. Very expensive too and i stopped doing pole so glad i didnt get them in the end. Cool though 😀

Edit: and I like maxi dresses 😳

Don't judge me

would never judge anyone based on their posts on STW!

*judges emma*

emma82 - Member
Blimey those shoes are amazing DD, I actually nearly bought a pair like that when I started doing pole dancing, my instructor wore them and they look very pretty but they are a bit 'adult entertainment' ish. Very expensive too and i stopped doing pole so glad i didnt get them in the end. Cool though

Edit: and I like maxi dresses

Don't judge me

Back in my glam/goth weirdo days i actually went out in high heeled boots but those are completely mental! Can anyone actually walk in them?

Where's ronjeremy when you need him? 🙂

darcy - sorry to disappoint! How's Molly now after her incident?

Molly says "fine tanks auntie cg 🙂 "
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She's gorgeous! Still happy to go out, no signs of nervousness?

Edit: assuming pups have a short memory!

Yep, she was fine the very next day cg. To be fair, she doesn't let things get to her and gets on with things. I didn't remove her from the park when it happened - kept her there for ten minutes to calm her down and realise there was nothing to be scared of - seems to have worked. She's still mad to go there anytime we take her 😀

BT's are bold! That sounded like a very sensible thing to do and has obviously paid off - well done. 🙂

No, hairy you may not. I'd never inflict that on anyone, I wasn't very good. I got dizzy when upside down and had the grace of a dead walrus. Not a pretty sight, with or without stripper shoes 😕 🙄

Hairy, phil's got a pole dancing vid, I'm sure he'd post it up if you ask him nicely.

😉

The dead walrus look is a niche perversion too far... even for me. But I want to see it now, much like the time someone put the words 'eel' and 'enema' in a sentence next to each other.

What has been seen can't be unseen. 😐

well remembered emsz, although i can't help but notice the two recent threads commenting on the attractiveness of certain female presenters, one of which appears to have descended into comments about the presenters breasts and that hasnt been closed/removed and the posters haven't been banned from what i can see.

think the mods have relaxed? noticed a lot more swear filter avoidance recently too...

Oh dear, don't be bitter phil! I thought it was a good video if it makes you feel better 🙂

Very bitter, surfmat got me banned because he commented on my friends boobs in that video.... yet there's people posting links to heavily boobed videos on youtube, swear filter avoiding all over the shop and people who come on here just to pick holes in other peoples posts and arguing with them for no apparent reason other than they don't have a real life to be getting on with outside of office hours!

There's a weird sense of ownership over this forum with certain members, yet the only people who should have that sense are singletrackworld and the mods in my humble opinion.

I'd like it if there was a way of clicking on a little smiley face or sad face to rate people's posts so that when readers thought somebody's post was creating a negative vibe or image of the forum they could indicate it by clicking on the sad face. That way if someone got enough sad faces the mods could consider banning them with evidence that a multitude of other forum users/readers had felt negatively about that person's posts without needing to report them or get caught up in an online argument (which everyone with a brain cell know's are pointless).

I know that if I got banned because enough people had indicated they don't feel my contributions are positive then I'd reflect and either change my ways or move on, being banned because other forum users can't keep the blood in their brain instead of it all rushing to their penises is unfair.

Anyway, its a beautiful day and there's some good riding to be had this evening 🙂

Mrs iDave looks lovely in her maxi dress(es) - she may have more than one, I'm not that capable of detail detection.

Dees heres de roos naardays...

[b]hahaha[/b] Elfin I was trying to post that exact same toilet roll holder picture but for some reason its showing as a blank post??

I would wear them if I was taller as you can eat loads at BBQ's / parties and no-one can see your belly just your norks 😳

I used to love my puffball skirt it was white and we wore long socks with ribbons round tied round just under the knees and doc m shoes with grolsh tops attached OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH the shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

Bagpuss - 😯

Its all pepsi and shirlies fault I blame them.....

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