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I feel like I'm dying of man flu, coughing up some lovely items and my throat is so sore I can't swallow. Generally feel like I've been beaten up too. Any one got any home remedies to make me feel better? Been drinking lemsip and hot squash with honey in and covonia cough sweets. God I feel awful. Might be aids. Don't think I'll last to see 2011
Hibernate for a week or so.
Invoice is in the post.
MTFU
somebody had to say it?
Sleep lots, drink lots (of water) and eat healthy food.
Oh and MTFU 😀
Is ferreo rocher healthy ? I know I need to mtfu. Gonna build my new frame up in the shed tomorrow to redeem some man points
Is ferreo rocher healthy?
No, of course not you silly person. Though they are very good for clearing your thoat if you swallow them whole!
That's not aids. It's cat-aids, the very worse kind.
You have a choice between amputating your head, or amputating your body.
Internet pr0n - sweat it out man
Water, paracetamol and time seem to be the only thing that help me get over man flu.
I had a dose of it which started Christmas Day morning and I am starting to feel better now thankfully.
Sounds like your at stage 1 of man flu. Stage 2 involves frequent & without warning trips to the bog, I hope you've got a good supply of toilet tissue in your house.
Crispy bacon does that have anything to do with the sweat it out using Internet pron?
If it's cat aids, does that mean he's being a pussy?
Follow these instructions to the letter and I will guarantee you that you are instantly cured*
1) Buy, open and drink a full bottle of cheap scotch
2) Purchase and Eat a large donner kebab with extra chilli sauce
3) Remove all clothing except for shoes
4) Run for a minimum of 15 miles outdoors
5) After completing run sit in freezer
* - No medical benefit should be assumed.
Follow these instructions to the letter and I will guarantee you that you are instantly cured*
*possibly because the patient is now deceased.
I am currently trying the pioneering treatment of 3 anadin extra a few swigs of cough mixture and I working my way through six pints of heinekin whilst watchin a ww2 documentary. Might start on the medicinal rum later too
six pints of heinekin = not flu, only manflu.
My man flu is worse, I swear uncooked rice was coming out my ears this morning, and last night I croaked up something I am quite sure was an important organ.
Sleep and LOTS of water! and MTFU! 😛
Crispy bacon does that have anything to do with the sweat it out using Internet pron?
If only mate, if only.
Keep up the treatment & I hope that you make it to 2011 😉
organic355 - MemberMTFU
If you can MTFU then it isn't manflu.
The symptoms of manflu include a blocked nose, slight temperature, sore throat, and incessant whingeing.
Whilst not a cure, watching CBeebies on the telly tends to alleviate the symptoms.
With all the Internet pron I might not need to leave the house in 2011 anyway
Ibuprofen works better than paracetamol for me - so max dosage of Ibu and mainline the diet coke (3-4 litres a day minimum).
Doesn't cure it but drops the impact of the symptoms significantly.
-OR-
One part whisky, one part Drambuie and a dash of lime - if the first one doesn't help, try a second.
I had it earlier, then I told it to do one, being New Year and all that.
Initially Lemsip, but then copious amounts of alcohol & narcotics seem to have kept it in place.
Tomorrow - now that may be a different story.
Mine arrived with a vengence after yesterdays ride. Warning signs where there when I coughed up a martians ear yesterday.
Feels like sunstroke? and my kidneys ache.