[Closed] Male water retention? (Hypochondriac content)

no your just fat 😉

Lucozade sport acts as a diaretic, youll piss for hours.

And it does you good as well.

phantom pregnancy?

Started off at work- girls couldnt beleive Im 15.5 stone. Say Im 14max. etc etc. Anyway sat in the gym sauna and weighed myself afterwards - 14.75stone. This is only after 25-30mins in the sauna with water hydration whilst in there.

Sumo Syndrome?

dont you mean "male beer retention"

Stopped drinking beer begining of year.

In a word no - unless you have serious medical problems.

Stay tuned Hora - there'll be plenty along soon to take the p*ss 🙂

weighed myself afterwards - 14.75stone.

get a job as a bouncer - even stab wounds are unlikely to reach anything vital...

unless you have serious medical problems.

I looked at that- it mentioned kidney function 😯

FYI I'm into hospital Weds to laser another bladder tumour and also to rectify why I retain up to 500ml even after I think my bladder is empty....

If you're that concerned get to the croaker

Will call the Doc. I do drink alot of caffeine. Triple espresso first thing then another two later on daily. GF reckons this having a reverse-effect now (i.e. first the coffee is a diuretic but then it reverses).

Hora - stop being "worried well" Just MTFU or go to a shrink

reverse diuretic - what rubbish. If you had water retention from serious metabolic disease you would know all about it.

Hora, it's true that it can have a reverse effect. Mine did just now as I spat it all over my keyboard. That has to be the silliest thing I've heard in ages

beat me to it TJ. Seriously Hora you must be the dippiest person Ive ever come across.

She bloody read it up on tinterweb last night whilst I was watching TG. It did seem illogical but then she explained the toxicity which causes reverse-....give up (goes home to have a go') 😆

Just 'cos she read it on t'interweb means it is true? ( irony content 🙂 )

I think we need to see naked pictures of hora to make an informed diagnosis.

I'm quite happy to make a diagnosis without seeing those pictures.

I diagnose an accute attack of silliness

Bigdummy, use this pic and photoshop for now..
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Hora is a special case.

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**Belm**

Of course males can get water retention!
Oedema (water in the 'tissues' causing swollen ankles etc) and ascites (from liver disease, water in the abdomen) can cause significant weight gain.
And something called SIADH (google it) is essentially 'reverse diuresis'.

But TBH you're probably just fat....

DrP

DrP. I stopped reading FHM as I was convinced I had every malady (tropical worm etc) so I wont be googling those 🙄

Its trapped wind- Bicarbonate of Soda helped alot last night. Just got to adjust my diet. MrSmith. Dont worry I will have another life crisis just for you soon 😉

Its trapped wind

what, all 3/4 of a stone ? (did anyone die in that sauna after it was released ??)

what, all 3/4 of a stone ? (did anyone die in that sauna after it was released ??)

😆 😆 😆

I would have thought releasing wind would increase your weight.

Go on a diet, have more sex and stop faffing about on the forum, go for a ride instead!

It's a tricky equation samuri, well certainly for the other end. A fart apparently contains about 10% solid matter (though I don't know if that's by weight or volume), so you'd have to calculate whether the increase in weight from the loss of methane was countered by the decrease in weight from lost poo particulates.

10% is matter? Seriously?!!

Yup 10%-14% iirc. (though obviously it's going to vary from person to person)
Of course they're pretty small particulates so you don't really notice them.
Think of it as brown pollen.

Think of it as brown pollen.

good god no!

Nice. So as well as urine in the public baths you also have ****

If you can smell it, you're eating it.

If you can smell it, you're eating it.

The morning after a curry night sometimes it smells like curry no?.......IGMC

LOL @ barnes and IanMunro!
good work!
LOL @ the OP too, just for different reasons.