I bought some Chicago Town mini pizzas today for the kids to have for supper, because i couldn't be arsed cooking.
I opened the box, took the pizzas out of the plastic wrapper and there was a fly sitting there clutching on to a piece of cheese, obviously knowing it was his last meal. Taken a picture and ready to email them.
Would a humorous complaint be a better way to go about this or should i give all guns blazing to what is frankly the biggest of all first world problems? Apart from buying said pizzas obviously 😆
Impress on them just how vegetarian you are* and make Jeff Goldblum references.
*Unless it was some kind of meat-feast.
I would go with the humorous side to start with then finish off the complaint with a serious side.
Best of both worlds 😀
Keep it light-hearted - if you just naff people off then they're less likely to respond favourably.
These things happen - even if you keep it light-hearted they will take the issue seriously and you'll get lots of vouchers to buy more pizza con blue-bottle.
Humorous all the way. You catch more flies with [s]pizza[/s] honey than vinegar.
I also put flies on pizza to get free stuff.
p.s go neutral.
At least it wasn't pineapple 🙂
I made a jokey complaint to Morrison's about their "Pepperoni Pile Up" that had the grand total of six slices of pepperoni.
Got a £5 voucher as an apology.
Did you eat the pizza though?
Was it a Maggorita?
My Mother used to sprinkle dead flies on our food and tell us that she had found some currants and didnt want them to go to waste.
Pizza Garibaldi innit.
You [i]"couldn't be arsed cooking"[/i] but you can be arsed to take a photo of a fly, consult STW, write a complaint, wait for a reply and then (I hope) tell us all about it?
🙂
Was it a Maggorita?
Splatbread?
Pizza complaint you say?
I got a free pizza when I tweeted a pic that showed literally every piece of pepperoni had been placed on the wedge that was visible through the cut-out in the box.
And no, I hadn't faked it.