[Closed] London is not representative of the united kingdom it's a landlocked island.

Hmm....

Ark Royal:

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Illustrious:

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Yeah, but I held onto my trump card:

what, some silly wooden boat?

The guns in Belfasts two forward turrets are trained and elevated onto a target some 12.5 miles (20 kilometers) away in north-west London - the London Gateway Motorway Services Area on the M1.

Fire damn it, fire!

Has no one ever been to Rhyl Suncentre?. ****ing phillistines. You know nothing.

He has a point:

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Truly wondrous.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't both those CSVs leaving, having had enough of their visit to London?

No you are wrong. They're aircraft carriers. And they're both going [i]into[/i] London.

Sorry, but that's the way it is.

some silly wooden boat?

The guns in Belfasts two forward turrets are trained and elevated onto a target some 12.5 miles (20 kilometers) away in north-west London - the London Gateway Motorway Services Area on the M1.

they're both going into London.

You claim targeting visitors with guns as a plus point?

It's a necessary precaution, as they'll be coming in from the North. You can't be too careful you know.

reversing in for a quick getaway.

No, Ark Royal is too big to turn around there. River's too narrow.

All visitors should be dropped off at scenic Clapton Pond. Then left to find their own way, without money or direction. All born and bred Londoners should be given a higher status than The Others and free champagne and cocktails for life.

Wunundred! 😀

Is beautiful:

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huzzah! **** Londun threads.

London's water tastes shite

better than the northern stuff which is tainted with bile and resentment.

Mr Smith ..are you a real loife pearly queen?! You guys rock!
"Put a couple more whelks on the old joanna ma!"

no. pearly kings and queens are an internet myth.
bit like flat caps and whippets. (most northern dwellers seem to wear blue and white synthetic sportswear and baseball caps)