MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
I need to register the birth of my daughter so I phone up the local registrar office to make an appointment.
ME: [i]Hello, I'd like to make an appointment for next friday.[/i]
BUREAUCRAT: [i]Certainly. We are completely free. You can have any time between 9:00 and 16:00[/i]
ME: [i]Great. 15:00 would be ideal.[/i]
BUREAUCRAT: [i]You can't have 15:00. I'll book you in at 14:30.[/i]
14:30 is less than ideal. I should have asked for that in the hope of being offered 15:00.
Pah. They make me want to spit. I think i'll go and put something in the brown bin that should go in the blue one. That'll show them.
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...for next friday....
Friday. POETS Day. Workshy public sector slack ba5tards all go home early.
Oh, look at the time, nearly time to leave for the day!
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Our local slackers love business meetings at 3pm as we have an hour to travel to their offices and they all live local
Really, REALLY Hate Local Authorities - its just been one big experiment to turn little Hitlers into bigger ones!
I do a 'little' volunteer work for the council.
This involves going to a meeting at least twice a year.
The date and time was arranged, with a little note to say morning coffee/tea would be provided.
I walk in to find a full buffet style platter on the side. Closer inspection reveals, prawn sandwiches, ham and turkey too, non of this curled up processed cheese stuff.
All supplied by outside caterers.
I stuffed my face and left.
Mmmm now I know where our council tax goes.