[Closed] Llamas. Dirty bastards.

The goats should get rape allarmas.

😀 Good work.

I worked with a guy who had to shoot his llama because it kept crushing and killing his sheep when it was having its way with them

He said they are good for scaring away coyotes, not suprised the dirty rapists

That's quite a-llama-ing!

Alpaca my coat...

how do you know it wasn't consensual? the goat could easily get out of that pen, the running away was probably flirt foreplay

And there m'lud the defence rests its case.

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Say what, now?

Actual lolz, not for the goat tho.

And you hung around and watched you dirty perv.

Bet you were wearing your trenchcoat and all.

*rubs thighs*

Llamas. Dirty bastards.

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Good looking and dirty ?

Volunteering urban farmer llama drama!

Who's the dirty bastard; the ones having sex, or the ones hiding behind the fence taking candid photographs?

(-:

Not as dirty as your mum 🙂

Thread of the day!

Sorry to be a pendant, but I'd wager that those right there is Alpacas. Like llamas, only prettier.

^^^^

Maybe, but the Dalai Alpaca gag wouldn't work....

Was that at Meanwood urban farm?

I've had relations with hamsters and Dalmatians
I've made passes at animals arses
Beastiality .....
Sorry Mr Bragg.

Yes blader, 'twas Meanwood. Great place (aside from the deviant sex enclosure)

Lol at the rape allama gag.
Well done on the volunteering too bear, unless of course it was solely because you anticipated the photo opportunity.

Did you not beep the car horn or anything?

You could have at least tried to get them to Alpaca it in...

Did you not beep the car horn or anything?

I thought you were supposed to flash your headlights in a prearranged sequence to be allowed to join in?

For some reason, i thought Ron Jeremy was the Ron from Harry Potter for a while. So i was slightly confused it has to be said. Luckily, google sorted me out.....

So an urban farm is where children go to learn about animals? Nature study was not like this in my time at school.

Llama, Llama, Llama, Llama, Llama will feel your bum
It comes in goats, it comes in gooooaaats...

'Sorry to be a pendant'

Well hung are you? Don't be ashamed.

What did the goat do in the end? did it also come back to watch the poor lamb?
and think about the Kids

I always thought llamas didn't have humps

and think about the Kids

Good point. I suspect they will be cuter than the result of a dirty encounter between a randy pig and a sheep.

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Would they even be called kids ? How about lamids or shamas ?

I am pleased to report that I think goat kind got its revenge. I saw this guy chasing a Shetland pony, no doubt for similar sordid means, last month.

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Duck are shagnasty rancid muckers too. Sat outside restraint in Malta and had our meal ruined by full on duck to duck porn fest.

Put me right off my baklava.

As always, Mumsnet has gone one better:

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2713004-To-complain-to-the-zoo-about-the-****ing-monkeys

I genuinely cried with laughter at the story of the husband accidentally tugging off a dolphin 😯

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I can only assume some sort of Family Planning feature?

Piece for mumsnet?

The mind boggles.

bespoke piece of content

Rape alarms for goats?

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Wise words.