MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
as above
i know its a bit obvious but it evaded me for a while
sorbothane insoles are very thin too so can solve prob
cheers
in other news, if your tea is too hot, try blowing on it
Or.... Buy shoes that bl**dy fit you in the first place!
Bit obvious really, but it seems to have evaded you for a while. 😉
or just don't lace them so tight? 😕
doesn't really help if they're "too tight" front to back tho.
is this a viz top tip?
save money on expensive personalised car number plates by changing your name.
Mr FG34 SRD
Devizes
[i]by changing your name.
Mr FG34 SRD[/i]
Well, that's easy for you to say.
Fool everyone into thinking that you wear a toupee by walking around with your hand on your head in high winds.
Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.
Save the hassle of writing your child's name on all their school clothes by calling your son George and shopping at ASDA.
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.
Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.
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PEOPLE whose surname is Toblerone should always take along an empty 'Toblerone' chocolate box when attending interviews for office jobs. This would save your potential employer the expense of having to make a name plaque for your desk, and therefore increase your chances of getting the job.
Posted by Toby Lerone I'll bet 😉
Sew velcro into the crotch of your manties if you want to win a walk off.
Lol just come back to this whilst sat on a train and trying not to actually lol.
Save money on redecorating costs by putting up your wallpaper with bluetack and simply taking it with you when you move house.
Make bathtimes as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring a bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath.