[Closed] Lets be honest- who pees in their back garden mid-drinky?

nope.

and in the sink sometimes too..... 😉

Class, ton. I love you 😀

No how disgusting, use the neighbours garden instead 😉

Well someone has to water the ivy!

Yep, especially in winter when its dark & the neighbours can't see.
And in the greenhouse.

I once peed in the Blue Peter garden.

Somewhat pished, I noticed a bit of splashback.......

So I aimed away from the statue of a dead dog.

in the compost bin - speeds up the composting process and legitamizes peeing in the garden

and in the shower

cures athletes foot

ive got all the excuses

only one toilet here ... so if someones in the bath or shower ... i just go out the back door .... no neighbours though !

beb no it doesn't it just makes yr feet stinky.

my boy peed all over the garden this morning and he was sober ( well he is 3)

Chvck wrote:

Well someone has to water the ivy!

Or just the carpet eh chuck??? 😉

But on a serious note, whats so appealing about draining the main vein outside?!

Funnily, you open the door. Let rip and it feels like your emptying a petrol tanker/takes 2hrs doesnt it?!!

Absolutely. One of life's great pleasures.

Fundemental pleasure pissing outside.

Who doesn't? Its a fundamental.

My grandad used to pee on the compost heap, this is good for it. My compost bin is about five feet high so i have had to resort to occasionally peeing in my lad's potty and tipping it in. Or using his.

Certainly do - great accelerant for compost - TRUTH!

I use duiluted p1ss on my citrus trees - apparently its good for them.

I always go in the garden - single bathroom and a wife who lives in it , seemingly, anyway she lets her dog do it, and its way down the pecking order according to me. 😉

showers, sinks, drains, corners of multistory car parks, compost heaps etc

Sink? I'd never hear the end of it 😆

Urea contains Nitrates which are indeed good for composting. Good for the environment generally to take load (both volume and BOD) off the sewerage system. In the south east at the moment I'd say it should be compulsory.

as an organic raw vegan, my piss is worth quite a bit by the litre.

yes, at my old house, i had to, we had one bathroom, and a housemate who used to spend sundays in the bath.
i kid you not, best/worst occasion, came in pissed at 6am, got in the bath, and stayed there till 2pm!!!!

inconsiderate ****wit!!

peeing in the garden was all very well for me (mid day, sunday, terraced house overlooked on all sides, but no such luck for the ladies in the house, and for anything "firmer" than a pee.

made the 20min walk to town for a crap, many times before 🙁

Best if you piss on straw rather than directly onto plants for fertilizer duty, though I can't remember why as I was a bit hungover when we were talking about that at CAT 😉

It's not the BOD of piss that is the problem smiffy, we are finding that the EA are starting to put quite a lot of nitrate and pH requirements on treatment plants these days, which is a lot harder to deal with (and relates to wee). Means bigger, more expensive, plant - especially on places with high volumes of piss relative to other bodily functions... which is tricky for establishments like pubs.

On the original question - not at the new gaff I won't, it's a shared back yard and I have to climb up steps to the garden so not ideal for an al fresco pee. If I have to walk up steps I may as well go to the bathroom... there's one on each floor with the living room on the 1st floor, so plenty of choice!

perhaps the question should be who [i]doesn't[/i]

I do it but only as fox deterrent measure 😉

Apparently they don't like the smell of male piss

In Sweden they have a national pee outside day.

Thank you for the composting tip. A whole new, thrilling vista of ways to annoy my wife has just opened up. 😀

Especially if you have one of those wee compost bins on your kitchen worktop 😉

I have a lot of neighbours who can see into our back garden so no, not really. If i was going to wee, it'd be over next doors garden, probably onto their dog which barks incessantly.

No garden, only a yard. So no, as I don't want it to smell like a multi-storey car park.

In Sweden they have a national pee outside day.

Your NOT serious?!!!!

Frequently. I normally combine it with nipping outside for a cig

Out the second floor window?

It's good for scaring the foxes - I know people with chickens who often get their guests to help them out; only male pee works though....

back to the wind is all that's important

If the inside toilet is inconvenient then of course the garden is the place to go.

Many times I've made a long walk home on a cold night with a belly full of beer and thought there's no way I'll make three flights of stairs and a locked door and [i]still[/i] hold it in. The most hidden spot in the garden gets it.

There's been odd shameful incident when it was quieter, quicker and easier to open the French window and let it flow freely to the pavement three floors below.
Not proud of that, but you've no pictures and you can't prove a thing!

i'd pee anywhere within reason, got me a £70 quid fine once though..

And filling a pint glass in tramp alley was a generous offer..

Always.

Actually I'm weeing now in my Billy Connelly incontinence pants.

broke my leg peeing on the flowers once.............fell out the window box.

fankyou I'm here all week.

Make a habit of it and it wont be the flowers you can smell in summer.

Uh yep every now & then & Im on the 5th floor