[Closed] Key question of our age.

Spoons – Forks – Knives in our house.

Funnily enough same here, but I've no idea why.

you have a cutlery drawer?
ok, boomer.

Where do you keep yours? Or do you only eat pizza?

Impossible. Cutlery drawer is in the left hand corner of the kitchen innit.

Move it to a different drawer. Do I have to think of everything?

Also, you do know that I just made all that shit up on the fly just to mess with you, right?

I'd be very disappointed if you genuinely thought I was taking this seriously.

Purely because, how do you spread a more viscous substance on top of a lesser one?

Off topic but, this. The "jam on top" brigade are demonstrably just using insufficient cream.

Knife, fork, spoon, so in the order of laying out on the table for us. However we have 2 layers. The lower layer for our old cutlery set we've kept for the odd occasion we have people round and need additional numbers, and the upper layer for our newer and nicer cutlery set that we use day to day. Of course the two layers should never be mixed up or flipped around.