[Closed] Katy Perry at the Teen Choice Awards

as they say in my part of the world

"she's some rack on her"

My, oh, my!

She certainly has a lovely set of water wings on her...

Prince William must think he's marrying a bloke.

as my wife put it,
when I looked up and mentioned that she had a nice pair of lungs,
but she can't sing...

I bet young Russell has a wonderful time

i know where i want to be buried now...

You don't get many of those to the pound do you 😉

nice looking lass but she'd be 2 stone lighter without the make up

Lordy 😯

completely put off knowing where shes been 😐

Probably been made to do unspeakable things in the bedroom by Russell, well done that man. 😀

Personally you would have to peel my exhausted and dehydrated body off her, shes fit as f00k. 😛

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Buying bubblegum in the pub will never be the same again.

They don't look that big to me.

Nice looking girl, but after you've all stopped gawking, have you actually [i]listened[/i] to anything she's produced.

Bland would be the nicest description; when you're producing material that's of a lower standard than Cheryl Cole, you know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel.

I still would, mind you. Obviously.

Diversionary tactics? 😯

does she have a nice personality only I dont know who she is and i need to like/respect the person as well...call me old fashioned and all
Who is Russell?
Actually ignore that I can fill my head with useful facts

nickf

I still would, mind you. Obviously.

But would you wear ear plugs?

I like Katie Perry's music

A couple of her singles are classic bubblegum pop, and there is nothing wrong with that. Far better than anything Ms Cole has ever done

Am I allowed to look at pictures of her on the internet now?

nickf I'm deaf and why isn't the Internet 3D.

No wonder Greg James looks happy in those pics... 😉

Thats one awesome Lumpy Jumper.

Nice looking girl, but after you've all stopped gawking, have you actually listened to anything she's produced.

I dont think many people on here are suggesting that, in the unlikely event, they ever have the opportunity of spending a night with her, it would be for the purpose of listening to her sing!

Nice looking girl, but after you've all stopped gawking, have you actually listened to anything she's produced.

Oh, she's a singer?

@grievoustim - matter of taste, obviously, but I'd contend that Ms Cole, whilst possibly the weakest singer in the world, has picked a couple of decent producers/writers. Certainly Boy Like You and Stand Up are decent bits or work, though obviously a different singer - almost any other singer - would improve things.

Katy Perry's had a couple of hits, but the recent album is just a shocker. California Gurls is a genuinely poor song, and despite her being personable and clearly game for almost anything, the songs are awful.

Earplugs a must, to answer another question.

Into the middle of next month, never mind next week.

Doesn't Katy write a lot of her songs - that's a bit of a difference from Cheryl...

She has Sunderland single-mother pushing a pram legs.

seeing as we're discussing a woman its gotta be said:

what a waste.

you'd have to wrap her in clingfilm before doing anything with her though considering she's been with mr bookywookydruggywuggy.... and that would surely ruin her shape 🙁

nickf

the ones I like are "I kissed a girl" and "in and out" (I think its called that anyway).

Both well produced and catchy

I can't really comment on her newer stuff

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To put in in the words of my good lady wife after she put her new CD on in the car the other day.

Me - "why do I know/like so many Katy Perry Tracks"

The wife - "cos she's proper fit" 😆

Can't argue with that if I'm honest
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And she's not too shabby without the slap

My 7 year old lad has just discovered the joys of mindless catchy bubblegum pop, so I have to suffer quite a lot of watching Katy Perry at the moment 😈

I love her.

i wonder if the bubblegum machine looks as good from underneath...

The Fire Brigade would need to come round with the jaws of life to get me off her!

damn. pure filth.

i would

not sure about her face
but from the neck down she's, well....
gives new meaning to the phrase rack and ruin

I must admit that I can not understand Hora's earlier comment about her Sunderland looking legs, but hey ho.

As for her music, well my 3 year old loves "California Girls"

They're an odd couple arent they? Her and Brand.

In her favour at least she can play a guitar and sing a bit

Oooh the things I'd do to her!!

I'd show her the night of her life no doubt...
Posh meal at Brewers Fayre then down to Yate's Wine Lodge for some sophisticated conversation, she wouldn't need to kiss any more girls after a night with me.

TSY - thur night is curry night at wetherspoons

ohooh la la

iDave - looks like she's going to have to wait a week then...

In her favour at least she can play a guitar and [b]sing a bit [/b]

No she cant.

Till the neighbours complained about the smell!

thought I'd look for the 'banned' Sesame Street appearance...
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I'm disappointed and can't see what the fuss was about. It's not like she looks particularly well endowed on there even.
(Edit...and that's a flesh coloured top she is wearing...not even real flesh - I feel cheated.)

She looks like a horse standing on it's back legs crossed with a average looking barmaid.

I've seen hotter girls in swinger gangbangs in Birmingham.

Yeah, she's OK in a manufactured too-much-makeup kind of way, but after seeing Modern Family for the first time last night I feel STW is concentrating on the chaff and missing out on the wheat:

I give to you Sofia Vergara...

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I totally digagree with what Katy Perry represents. She comes across as sweet and innocent so she appeals to young girls. And yet if you listen to her new album it has sware words, talks about sex on the beach, losing virginity and a number of other things. She is a disgrace.

I've given up trying to 'tidy' this thread. I've delete half a dozen demeaning sexual references and I can't be bothered monitoring the rest so this thread is closed. Jokes are one thing but crude sexual references towards anyone be they a user of this forum or otherwise are not allowed. If it continues bans will follow. If any threads spawn from this one then we won't waste time on them other than to ban the authors. Harsh? Maybe but there's a lot of forum users here who need to grow up and recognise that on this forum you do t get free reign to empty your head of any sexual fantasies you my have or any misogynistic tendencies. We are also cracking down on inappropriate language if you have to think of ways round the swear filter then you are already breaking the rules.