[Closed] Kate Middleton

not my cup of tea..

Do you prefer peckers?

Would this be the same Kate Middleton who got the attention of her rich bloke meal ticket by wearing a see through dress on a catwalk? Couldn't make it up!

Good idea - but what would he do with a France when it surrenders?

I vote a bit of good old fashioned Rape and Pillage... Harry will be spot on for that at least! 😉

She can walk naked doing the LEJoG as far as I care.

She can walk naked doing the LEJoG as far as I care.

She will run the wrath of the terminally offended of STW though

Well, she did choose to marry into the Family. Wills and Harry had no choice. Her job is not that hard:

Stay extremely thin
Talk posh
Keep boobs out of sight.

I hope she doesn't go all "pity me I'm the victim here" like that Diana airhead.

like that Diana airhead.

That would be the same airhead who devoted the latter part of her life to helping the most vulnerable in the world, including clearing minefields.

Good to see you presumably do something more worthwhile with your time.

No that would be the Diana airhead who self-promoted by latching onto any and every charity that she believed would improve her public profile.

Would this be the same Kate Middleton who got the attention of her rich bloke meal ticket by wearing a see through dress on a catwalk?

Does the phrase "Reasonable expectation of privacy" mean anything?

Besides, I suspect "see through" was tabloid hyperbole. One couldn't see the Royal vajazzle. It was more like a fairly plain bikini with some fishnet draped over it.

She had a good PR agent. You really think she came up with that one herself ? Still, at least she had the sense not to get her baps out. Or sell contact with Prince Andrew to under cover journalists. Not good at picking wives those lads.

I'm surprised no-one has posted a link to them yet.

Hopefully this won't get me the banhammer:

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No that would be the Diana airhead who self-promoted by latching onto any and every charity that she believed would improve her public profile.

Ah yes, oh course, [i]that[/i] Diana 🙄

Jamie to the stocks [see what i did there] with you for that link

Seen em due to bein a perv....she should have surgery!!!

What a waste of good forum time...

The Chateau websit had an image looking out from the point she was when the pics were taken.

You can clearly see the public road the pic was taken from.

'Expectation of privacy' has to include 'being in a private place', surely?

[i]What a waste of good forum time...[/i]

Surely that's the whole point ❓

Good thing she didn't get them out near a school in Scotland, the Poliss would be slinging her in the jail.

'Expectation of privacy' has to include 'being in a private place', surely?

Hmm.. it was described by the local correspondent as being a private château in a remote area, set within 600 acres of private estate.

dabble - Member

French perverts

Yep, it's definately only the french that do stuff like that. What's weird about this is that this sort of shot isn't uncommon at all, and a big chunk of our press thrives on them, but that's absolutely fine unless it's our new queen of hearts innit.

...private château in a remote area, set within 600 acres of private estate.

Tough at the top.

/bitter

DezB - Member
What a waste of good forum time...

Surely that's the whole point

Well, I kind of meant its a low quality opportunity to waste time when surely there are higher quality opportunities to waste time on the forum. Although since controversy was ba**ed even thats hard to come by.

The photo was taken using a massive zoom lens so its obviously not an official thing.

What lens do they use for the official royal topless photoshoot?

Can't find the pic, so I made my own.
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[edit]Now [i]that's[/i] wastin time baby.

No-one looks at your thruppeny bits on the guillotine....

Anything more than a handful is super[s]fluous[/s]b

FTFY.

ourmaninthenorth - Member

No-one looks at your thruppeny bits on the guillotine....

I do- but sadly even with the internet there's a distinct lack of good execution-porn material 🙁

even with the internet there's a distinct lack of good execution-porn material

PM me. 😉

what would he do with a France when it surrenders?

To quote Heney V we would only be "reclaiming our just inheritances" as most of it belongs to us anyway....

Just heard that the magazine is owned by Silvio Berlusconi - should've guessed that one 😉

wgaf?

wgaf?

*insert comment pointing out you must do to a degree, otherwise you wouldn't have opened, then posted in the thread*

I'm predicting headlines along the lines of "The Muchness of Cambridge"

What next? - Prince Philip meatspinning on the balcony of buck-house?

It was well known that one of the tactics used by Diana was to notify the paparazzi of where she would be, then complain afterwards about intrusion in order to garner public support, she was an expert media manipulator. Like mother like son and daughter in-law.

I predict a banning...

Have to admit, she looks nice from behind.

They are bigger than I expected.

Will I be committing treason if I knock one out while looking at the pictures?

Are you focusing on Wills or Kate?

She had to upstage her sister at some point!

Kate on the right hand, wills when using the left

Anyone got today's Mail. Is it a trick of the light or is the photo on page 2 a bit revealing?

Anyone got today's Mail.

Mail in being the Mail shocker.

"Lurid pictures of X taken by lowlife PAPARAZZI!....

....lurid pictures on pages 2, 3 and 4'

Obviously you've not then Jamie by that reply.

Anyone got today's Mail.

Not yet. But I can't get my blood pressure up to working pressure until I have perused the pages of my Daily Mail. I shall go immediately to page 2.