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I'm bound to. Clearing up in the orchard and a gust of wind caused the biggest apple in the trees to land bang in the centre of my head.
I'm drinking tea to get over it.
Gravity has been done. Maybe I'll discover sound.


 
Posted : 18/10/2019 11:42 am
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Maybe I’ll discover sound.

I'm all ears.


 
Posted : 18/10/2019 11:44 am
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you've got a head start then.


 
Posted : 18/10/2019 11:44 am
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How about the theory of dodging falling fruit?


 
Posted : 18/10/2019 11:46 am
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How about the theory of dodging falling fruit?

That's a no-brainer.


 
Posted : 18/10/2019 11:50 am
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Gravity has been done

Somebody pipped you to it.


 
Posted : 18/10/2019 11:52 am
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They came up with the core idea. Stew on it a while.


 
Posted : 18/10/2019 12:11 pm
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I think this is also similar to how the hard hat was inspired.


 
Posted : 18/10/2019 12:16 pm
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Solve Brexit then.


 
Posted : 18/10/2019 12:18 pm
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One minute people are scorning "health and safety gone mad" and the next we have an injured fruit technician nursing a head wound, babbling incoherently and having to take extended tea breaks - and all because there wasn't a sign telling him to wear a hard hat in what is clearly a dangerous environment.....

The next thing you know he'll be flying a kite in a thunderstorm!


 
Posted : 18/10/2019 12:19 pm
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Solve Brexit then.

The best brains on the forum and a couple of others have spent 75,260 posts on that problem.I'm sure they're close to a solution because otherwise that was a massive waste of time...

Just remembered a discovery from a couple of evenings back at the local. A lad in there seems perfectly normal with no outward signs to tell that his sister is in fact Rachel Riley. And no he won't invite her to the pub. Sob. #patheticmiddleagedman


 
Posted : 18/10/2019 12:22 pm
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I've been resisting the temptation of a fruit based pun but now I'm about to crumble.


 
Posted : 18/10/2019 12:27 pm