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[Closed] Jeremy Clarkson continues to be a moron

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*waves to mom and pops*


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 5:37 pm
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I'd wave to my Dad too but my parents don't know my secret internet identity.


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 6:10 pm
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Pk13 is my first name . 😯


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 6:20 pm
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Did your parents not like you as a child?


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 7:29 pm
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[quote=pk13 ]Pk13 is my first name .

I just assumed your father was Pk12


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 7:29 pm
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Hang on, you mean the reactionary idiot that Clarkson plays on TV might not be an act?


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 7:44 pm
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jezza vine has syndicated his views to south africa too

http://www.iol.co.za/motoring/special-features/cyclist-drivers-are-out-to-kill-me-1.1630944#.UtQ0mfRdXAl


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 7:45 pm
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Hopefully clarkson will see the error of his ways and admit he was wrong..........

.......and hopefully I will win at the 2014 world xc champs.

Neither are likely, which is a shame as there are a lot of morons who think that what the man says, goes.


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 8:13 pm
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Waves to Ben's dad 😉


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 8:31 pm
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But 'using' is usually defined as making or receiving communications. Unless he tweeted whilst driving I'm not sure he wouldn't get off the charge with a good lawyer. Still careless driving though.

One of our forum members was done for picking the phone up and moving it to the door pocket for safe-keeping. 3 points and an invoice if I recall correctly.


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 8:42 pm
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Winks at Ben's mum 😉


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 9:04 pm
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Winks at Ben's dad. 😉


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 9:26 pm
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Winks at Ben's cat 😉


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 9:27 pm
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There's a lot of winkers on this thread


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 9:29 pm
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:::snorts at Nigella:::


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 9:34 pm
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Snorts with Nigella


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 9:38 pm
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Well, we're selling ourselves well for all the new readers.


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 9:40 pm
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Twerks at Delia


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 9:42 pm
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Flicks Vs at Cougar


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 9:43 pm
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Cups Monbiot.

'Cough, please'


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 9:50 pm
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If Clarkson was a Premiership football manager he's get punished by the FA - he should be made to cycle through London as punishment !


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 10:02 pm
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he should be made to cycle through London as [s]punishment[/s] [b]education[/b]

FTFY.


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 10:10 pm
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Oh dear.

@akwGilroy:
@JeremyClarkson @danhinesuk Vulnerable? If they are not in the way, they won't get mowed down, if they are, they deserve to be mowed down!!


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 10:11 pm
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JC already cycles, he uses a boris bike and his own paid for bike.Cheaper than taxis he addmited.

Just perhaps peeps could realise his one tweet has rasised more awareness of cyclists and motorists in inner city areas than any publicity campaign could do.


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 10:19 pm
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Lots more like that Drac - just ignore them (or check out the quality of the rest of @akwGilroy's tweets to see what an idiot he is).


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 10:21 pm
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[i] I also think cyclists should sit in the cab of lorries at the same time. [/i]

I don't think it would be an eye opener for most. I suspect most people would sit in the cab, appreciate how hard it is to see cyclists and ask the driver why the hell they'd continue manouvering 30 tons of metal through tight streets in rush hour when they know they can't see properly.


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 10:38 pm
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Do these tw@s not realise that all this twitterstorm is on record and so if they ever do hit a cyclist it wont exactly do them favours in a court?


 
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Oooh I have to be less dumber than that to get round the sweary filter. Irony accepted. 😕


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 10:40 pm
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check out the quality of the rest of @akwGilroy's tweets to see what an idiot he is

Nice individual isn't he.


 
Posted : 13/01/2014 10:56 pm
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cool story bro


 
Posted : 14/01/2014 12:15 am
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Cool first post bro'


 
Posted : 14/01/2014 12:22 am
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I see he was at it again last night:

It's weird to have so many angry cyclists following me here. In real life, it's usually the other way round.

Best ignoring him methinks


 
Posted : 14/01/2014 11:37 am
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Do these ****s not realise that all this twitterstorm is on record and so if they ever do hit a cyclist it wont exactly do them favours in a court?

Thankfully no, it would seem. 😀


 
Posted : 14/01/2014 11:40 am
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I wonder if Clarkson has found his way to this site yet?


 
Posted : 14/01/2014 11:41 am
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It's weird to have so many angry cyclists following me here. In real life, it's usually the other way round.

Actually I thought that was rather funny.


 
Posted : 14/01/2014 11:46 am
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He is a comedy genius.


 
Posted : 14/01/2014 11:49 am
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Come on BBC - I am a license fee payer and for the next season of Top Gear I demand to see Clarkson, in an ill-fitting helmet, riding through Central London whilst members of the public drive increasingly bigger vehicles at increasingly smaller distances past the wobbling wheeze-sac.

It's a realistic test (tick) it has an element of danger (tick) and it would be really funny (tick)


 
Posted : 14/01/2014 12:43 pm
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I think we should all club together to get Piers Morgan some Kick-boxing lessons and a plane ticket for Clarkson to the US for another punch up.


 
Posted : 14/01/2014 12:45 pm
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ooOOoo

Id tune in for that episode!


 
Posted : 14/01/2014 12:51 pm
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I grew up in Central London and cycled for transport from my teens to my thirties before I emigrated. I always took the lane when appropriate and filtered, and I was generally far faster than most traffic when I was fit and young.

After many years experiencing the typical daily near misses and driver aggravation I distinctly remember thinking how much motorists improved in London when the congestion charge came in. Loads of people started cycling, so much so that a dozen or so cyclists filling up the ASL(?) zones was suddenly common. Did it all go rapidly downhill again?

Such motorist beliefs and behaviour aren't confined to London or the UK though. Some idiot passengers here in Perth seem to think leaning out and slapping cyclist arses as they go by at up to 60kph is funny. The thought might be, but it's bloody scary and dangerous to be shocked like that and avoid changing your line. I felt safer in London TBH and rarely ride my road bike here.

OT but I'd just like to share how annoying I find comments structured like they are on the Guardian website. It seems really common, but why the need for all the branches and having to load the remaining posts? Maybe it's some social media reason that's passed me by.


 
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Posted : 14/01/2014 2:00 pm
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It's weird to have so many angry cyclists following me here. In real life, it's usually the other way round.

the Jeremy "irony impaired" Clarkson bullshit express rumbles on, his own program proved, by quite a margin, that the bike is faster across town than the car. the fat moronic goon even failed to beat the bike pissing away a gallon a minute in a speedboat!


 
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Posted : 16/01/2014 10:38 pm
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The pillock has written about this in today's Sunday Times.


 
Posted : 19/01/2014 12:59 pm
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Go on then CG, give us a precis.


 
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