In my shop I'm well used to the lady customers dithering over this and that but the builder at the front of the queue in screwfix takes the ****ing biscuit.
How long does it take to buy a drill bit? Look at the book ,write down the number and hand it to nice lady.
You don't need to discuss the ins and outs of each one. I'm sure she could tell you who won x factor for the last 10 years. She is not an expert on drill bits.
Oh **** he has just jumped the queue and brought the drill bit back.Can I legally kill him?
- I often wonder at trade counters how many are nattering on the customers clock?
My day today...
1 fix leaky toilet
2 go and buy new bike frame .
Just how long do you think number 1 will take? I'm not ticking the box that says 5 minutes 😥
You fixed it yet zippykona?
Touch wood ,toilet fixed. Whether anything will pass with the amount of sealer I've put inside the soil pipe I don't know.
Shall have to wait till next Monday now for the frame. Got guests this week,so any sneaking out to the shed to build bike would not go down well.
