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headbutted someone who was wearing a helmet.... and they recoiled.
AWESOME.


 
Posted : 03/09/2011 10:02 pm
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Who would win in a fight between Jean Claude Van [i]Daymme[/i] and Steven Seagull?


 
Posted : 03/09/2011 10:13 pm
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J-C as Seagull is a one trick pony.
[url= http://simoncarter.zenfolio.com/ ]Send us a mail [/url] and I'll see if I can get to deepest darkest Wales. (I used to work in Llandudno too).


 
Posted : 03/09/2011 10:19 pm
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NO! I'm learning Aikido now and I've learned that it's the most awesome martial art ever. So Steven would win. Despite now being the fattest man in America, he would still win.


 
Posted : 03/09/2011 10:26 pm
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Who would win in a fight between Jean Claude Van Daymme and Steven Seagull?

Chuck Norris.

Obviously.

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Posted : 03/09/2011 10:29 pm
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[url= http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=steven+segal&word2=jean-claude+van+damme ]http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=steven+segal&word2=jean-claude+van+damme[/url]. Ha!


 
Posted : 03/09/2011 10:32 pm
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Chuck Norris is so tough he made a happy meal cry


 
Posted : 03/09/2011 10:48 pm
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Chuck Norris could take Seagal and Van Damme and still have enough gnar left to teach the three Rs at our local comprehensive.


 
Posted : 03/09/2011 11:09 pm
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And Terry would kill them all


 
Posted : 03/09/2011 11:18 pm
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Terry?


 
Posted : 03/09/2011 11:24 pm
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Only if Arthur told him to!


 
Posted : 03/09/2011 11:29 pm
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Seagull is dangerous, Van Damme kicks ass, Seagull wins by a whisker in my opinion !

Throw Chuck Norris into the mix, Carnage!!

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Posted : 03/09/2011 11:45 pm
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But if you really want to know the best Movie martial artist, Benny the Jet would be your man.


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 12:33 am
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Only way seagull would win against JC is if he bought his guitar along as a weapon.


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 12:44 am
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Jackie Chan would win. Jackie Chan always wins.


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 9:31 am
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Ah, but who would win a fight between Chuck Norris & Jens Voight ??

😉


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 10:26 am
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talking about so called "hard" men biting the dust. Razor Ruddock on Celeb Wipeout, oh my god, [url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b014hms1/Total_Wipeout_Series_5_Celebrity_Special/ ]9.00 mins[/url].


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 10:31 am
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If Chuck Norris had a mountain bike it would be made from bits of van damme and segal.


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 10:32 am
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Norris did it for real in tournaments, Seagull and Dame edna are film pretty buys, nuff said.....


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 12:43 pm
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Seagull is a cop.


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 12:46 pm
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Bruce Lee = the best


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 12:46 pm
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Bruce Lee = the best

Yes, nearly 40 years ago.


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 1:07 pm
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Wasn't jcvd a proper kickboxing champion at one stage?


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 3:16 pm
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Benny the jet vs jackie chan must be some of the best movie fights ever, it's clear they were both for real


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 3:18 pm
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kung fu panda FTW


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 3:19 pm
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Jean has been filming in derby today???? WTF???


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 5:59 pm
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jcvd was a champ. ss was the first westerner to run a dojo in japan I think?


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 6:05 pm
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first westerner to run an *Aikido* dojo in Japan.


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 7:07 pm
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They are all "Big Girls Blouses" compared to the master of
[url= http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ecky-Thump ]Ecky-Thump[/url]


 
Posted : 04/09/2011 7:13 pm