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Butter first or no butter?


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 9:58 pm
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If you're gonna put butter on, how the **** would you put it on second??


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 9:59 pm
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Butter. What's wrong with people otherwise?


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:00 pm
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Toaster is crumby enough without melted butter added to the mix.


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:03 pm
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Depends, some days yes some days no. That's the beauty of freedom I can do either


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:03 pm
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Peanut butter. And marmalade. None of that jam nonsense.


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:04 pm
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Butter of course and yeah you can only put it on first.


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:05 pm
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No butter.

Strawberry jam first then thin layers of cheddar on top.  Or Wensleydale as that's local to me and just as nice (but difficult to slice thinly!)


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:08 pm
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Of course butter. Then bramble jelly. Of course.


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:08 pm
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Butter, peanut butter, and jam 😀


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:12 pm
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You people saying no butter are the same perverts who put the jam first on a scone, and you disgust me.


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:16 pm
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just <span style="text-decoration: underline;">NO</span> double dipping, whatever you choose

<sigh>  forum formatting really is shite at times 🙄


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:17 pm
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Peanut butter, and chocolate spread.

on Granary bread.

Worlds  greatest snickers bar, apparently..*

*according to my wife, mind..


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:17 pm
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You people saying no butter are the same perverts who pit the jam first on a scone, and you disgust me.

You could not be more wrong. You could try to be more wrong, but you would be unsuccessful.


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:19 pm
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Butter? Christ you lot are posh.

Margarine for me.


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:20 pm
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Wars have started for less, ransos...


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:20 pm
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You people saying no butter are the same perverts who pit the jam first on a scone, and you disgust me.

I'm saying no butter. At all. Just jam and a shed load of cheese.

Far better 🙂


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:20 pm
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Wars have started for less, ransos…

Your side would soon break, morale weakened by consumption of inferior scones.


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:23 pm
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Peanut butter and then strawberry or raspberry jam - yum

Scone - butter, jam and then cream


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:28 pm
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I’m saying no butter. At all. Just jam and a shed load of cheese.

Far better

Congratulations!! When is your baby due?


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:29 pm
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Your side would soon break, morale weakened by consumption of inferior scones.

Shhh, don't talk to him ransos. He's obviously not from round ere.

I bought some lovely scones the other day in Sidmouth. Next day I took one (jam spread on, and cream in a little tupperware tub) as a mid-ride snack.

20 miles in, sat on a hilltop overlooking the sea....best riding snack ever 😀


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:31 pm
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If you're my wife, butter first, then butter, then a layer of butter to finish.


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:34 pm
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A toasted sausage sandwich with marmalade.  I give you sweet and sour pork.

It's much, much nicer than you are imagining .


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:34 pm
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If you’re my wife, butter first, then butter, then a layer of butter to finish.

And how does she like her toast?


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 10:36 pm
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Butter first...  And then just salt.


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 11:37 pm
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I'm with Flashy.

I’m saying no butter. At all. Just jam and a shed load of cheese.

Far better

Congratulations!! When is your baby due?

Never a truer word spoken. Bet he puts jam on potato waffles as well. Freak.


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 11:49 pm
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Screw Jam, that's for kids. Marmite every time. With butter if on toast, and without on nice thick brown bread.

An ex-girlfreind of mine did cheese on jam on toast, it was tasty alright, but has to be strong Cheddar. She also did mashed up hard boiled egg on jam on toast which was pretty good too. One of those things where your taste buds are disagreeing with your other senses...you shouldn't like it, but you do.


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 11:55 pm
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<span style="font-size: 0.8rem;">Butter, peanut butter, and jam 😀</span>


 
Posted : 14/08/2018 11:55 pm
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If butter, just butter and loads of it.

If jam, no butter and it better be Bonne Maman Blueberry, Cherry or Blackcurrant.


 
Posted : 15/08/2018 12:09 am
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It’s much, much nicer than you are imagining.

It ****ing well wants to be.


 
Posted : 15/08/2018 12:09 am
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You're all wrong. Cheese and marmalade. In an omelette. Inside a pitta.

No butter.


 
Posted : 15/08/2018 5:02 am
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Ajantom - Sidmouth is in Devon, so you were lucky not to be shot for having a Cornish snack.

In fact, you may still be...

(Fadda, from Devon, and therefore adopting the correct order of things...)


 
Posted : 15/08/2018 6:47 am
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Well 3 weeks ago I would definitely have been in the butter / peanut butter ( crunchy ) / raspberry jam camp ..but in an effort to curb my rising blood sugar levels I have knocked bread / pasta & rice on the head ..

It helps talking about it !😂


 
Posted : 15/08/2018 7:44 am
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If jam, no butter and it better be Bonne Maman Blueberry, Cherry or Blackcurrant.

Shop bought jam?! Pleb.

It doesn't become toast until the butter is added.

Gooseberry or Damson with a leyer of greaseproifpaper or mould to scrape off the top first.

Scones don't need cream that argument is a waste of time.


 
Posted : 15/08/2018 8:34 am
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Having been in French France last week... Croissant no butter with Apricot jam spread through the middle with an extra blob of it on the side for dipping....C'est tres bon


 
Posted : 15/08/2018 8:46 am
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Croissants should been enjiyed plain dipped bitter black coffee with the taste of last nights wine hangover and your most recently rolled cigarette still on your tongue. Non?


 
Posted : 15/08/2018 9:08 am
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I asked the same question a year or so ago as i had never considered having butter before my topping of choice.

It changed my life for the better.


 
Posted : 15/08/2018 9:13 am
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I hear you but if your coffee is black, you don't get to taste French milk .... Mmmm creamy


 
Posted : 15/08/2018 9:13 am
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Strawberry jam first then thin layers of cheddar on top.  Or Wensleydale.

Very much this - I think it is a Yorkshire thing though, similarly to Wensleydale with Christmas cake. Mmmmm. I wish I was at home now as I have the cheese and (somehow) still some Christmas cake left over from last Christmas.


 
Posted : 15/08/2018 9:14 am
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Northern cheese and jam is a thing up here too as is fruit cake with cheese c


 
Posted : 15/08/2018 9:15 am
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Ajantom – Sidmouth is in Devon, so you were lucky not to be shot for having a Cornish snack.

In fact, you may still be…

(Fadda, from Devon, and therefore adopting the correct order of things…)

I know, I know. But I'd added the jam (to make a kind of scone jam sandwich) before I thought about taking the cream in a tub.

I was miles from anywhere, and no-one saw me. So I think I got away with it.


 
Posted : 15/08/2018 9:19 am
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I’m saying no butter. At all. Just jam and a shed load of cheese.

Far better

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Congratulations!! When is your baby due?

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Never a truer word spoken. Bet he puts jam on potato waffles as well. Freak.

It's the mix of sweet and savoury - the very same reason why Christmas cake should always be served with a big slab of Wensleydale, Grommit.


 
Posted : 15/08/2018 9:19 am
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Cheese and jam, know as a "pit piece" (piece=sandwich), think it's a coal mining thing.


 
Posted : 15/08/2018 10:35 am