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[Closed] I've only been on the hormones 18 months...

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...and my nipples are like bullets

Only just noticed the Beeb has uploaded this to YouTube, that's my Monday night sorted.

I look forward to a steady stream of low brow lines.

basically they split the penis in two
and something about dead mouths have already elicited genuine laughter.

It's the right level for my humour, simple and a little bit wrong.


 
Posted : 20/05/2013 6:20 pm
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You worthless dole scum 😀

Of course they won't know about lubrication until they open me up 😆

I'll stop now.


 
Posted : 20/05/2013 6:24 pm
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Absolutely loved it-think I was only 14 when it was first on-only one of my other mates really got it.


 
Posted : 20/05/2013 6:35 pm
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Posted : 20/05/2013 6:36 pm
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Hello Dave


 
Posted : 20/05/2013 6:37 pm
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Semen is such a persistent stain


 
Posted : 20/05/2013 6:38 pm
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Into which we do not pass solids!


 
Posted : 20/05/2013 6:39 pm
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We didn't burn him!!!

*I live 3 mile from Stump [s]Cross[/s] [i]Hole[/i] Caverns


 
Posted : 20/05/2013 6:39 pm
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There is a Swansea!

Great TV. Think I might dig out the box set.


 
Posted : 20/05/2013 6:41 pm
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I showed an American friend the "Pappa Lazarou" stuff. He is now in awe of British humour.


 
Posted : 20/05/2013 6:45 pm
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CFH, just for you, you cultural warthog 🙂

http://www.youtube.com/show/leagueofgentlemen


 
Posted : 20/05/2013 6:46 pm
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Shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree.


 
Posted : 20/05/2013 11:32 pm
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Ah of course, it's Comedy Week on YT isn't it.


 
Posted : 21/05/2013 12:13 am
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Pens are friends


 
Posted : 21/05/2013 6:36 am
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Your aunty Val's vaginal douche is kept behind this tray.


 
Posted : 21/05/2013 6:51 am
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"Val Denton: Then there's the towels. White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair...

[Harvey enters]

Harvey Denton: ...you'll find the red for pubic hair."

Oh good grief....


 
Posted : 21/05/2013 7:43 am
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Speaking of classic comedy,

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01sjj11


 
Posted : 21/05/2013 7:53 am
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I managed to chain watch series one last night


 
Posted : 21/05/2013 10:16 am
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It's a shit business...


 
Posted : 21/05/2013 10:29 am
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I lived where they filmed(?) LoG and had listened to the series on Radio 4 so knew what to expect. The local newspapers were full of "it will be great for the area and bring in tourists". They based this assumption on the Last of the Summer effect for Holmfirth. How surprised many were on the first showing, personally I thought it made Hadfield and surroundings look nice and the people less interesting than they were. Apart from the fights in the Palatine and the dodgy goings (ooer) up Padfield. I supose the opening seen(spelling?) was about right. Truly great tv.


 
Posted : 21/05/2013 10:34 am
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It's proper genius. Probably the most brilliantly intelligent comedy ever to be made on TV. I'm in awe.


 
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The local newspapers were full of "it will be great for the area and bring in tourists". They based this assumption on the Last of the Summer effect for Holmfirth.

Whenever I visit the Peak District, I make a point of visiting a cave and giggling quietly as I remember LoG.

"Here we have Santa Claus, his beard and sack. The Wombles – note how the sediment forms the brim of Orinoco’s hat. The specimen jar…the toffee apple…and Errol Flynn. This one over here…people say, “Mick, that doesn’t look like anything at all”. But I don’t know… when I look at it I seem to see a little pair of hands clutching at a slippery rope, sliding down, down into the dark water..."


 
Posted : 21/05/2013 10:41 am
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"We'll have no trouble here....."


 
Posted : 21/05/2013 10:54 am
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Perhaps you are a naturally slothful person, sluggish and indolent, a dawdling flaneur, content to waste his life spread eagled on pillows forever indulging himself in the pleasures of the palm.

Yeah, quality entertainment 🙂

Have you tried Psychoville ?


 
Posted : 21/05/2013 11:21 am
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Claim to fame: I used to live in Royston Vasey.


 
Posted : 21/05/2013 11:38 am
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Oh dear there goes my day!


 
Posted : 21/05/2013 12:01 pm
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slide the teat under the door


 
Posted : 21/05/2013 12:03 pm