[Closed] I've arrived...

Can you tell me all the special secrets now please?

It stands for Poorer. 15 Quid poorer 😀

First rule of 'P' club and all that....

Did you get the Smug Starter Pack? Have you sent your AdBriteProtect Sunglasses back?

I've not had to stop at a red light in almost two years. Bliss!

What does it stand for?

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🙂

You will find that you can manual as far a you can like now. Also, whips will become seemingly effortless.

I can get into all the best restaurants, and no longer ever have to worry about parking my Maserati.

Just have the following phrase ready to copy and paste any any time

"What ads?"

I can get into all the best restaurants, and no longer ever have to worry about parking my Maserati.

Wondered how you would cope now that you've sold your flying DeLorean on Gumtree.

on Gumtree.

What's Gumtree? I used the local paper.

What's Gumtree? I used the local paper.

Sure?

[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/using-gumtree ]http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/using-gumtree[/url]

Sure?

Damn. Just when I thought I had one up on you, you had to go check my history. I really am bad at this whole internet thing.

History? I thought you existed in a place where there was no concept of past and rather everything only just happened, like Joe cocker dying and how you've not heard this particular joke before, just several times at exactly this moment

I thought you existed in a place where there was no concept of past and rather everything only just happened

I'm quite Zen that way. 😀

I've got a P

Did you ask Bob for it?

SaxonRider - Member
I'm quite Zen that way.

I wish I was today. Rather I'm very grumpy because the snow meant no butchers' van today so no Friday pork pie, no one wanted to go out for lunch which meant no fish and chips either, and on top of that "we" are on a diet which means it's not curry-and-a-beer-on-the-way-home-day to boot.

I thought this was some kind of post climactic exclamation

I'm coming....I've arrived

I've recently become a P-person, too.

Didn't seem to get a t-shirt though.

I am P too but no t shirt 😥
Do you need to be a special P for a t shirt.

No Tshirt here either, despite getting an email asking me what size and colour. It's only been about a month though, so patience is a virtue, as is optimism. 8)

Yeah I had an email from a nice lady about the t-shirt.

In the meantime...
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You now have 1 month to purchase the Maserati to retain membership.

You get T-Shirts now, I prefer the hip flask issued when I went full-in?

You need to send your inside leg measurements for the T-shirt.

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

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I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Have you got access to the VIP forum yet?

I went premier back in January, got an email asking what size and colour T-shirt I wanted but never received anything.

Just got my t-shirt, and very nice it is too. I look lush in it.
Thanks Singletrack, guardian of the P

Now you can claim back issues of the really good bi monthly bonus magazine.

I got a Charge Spoon when I Peed myself... Keep meaning to re-Pee.

kayak23

Just got my t-shirt, and very nice it is too. I look lush in it.
Thanks Singletrack, guardian of the P

Pics or your just standing infront of your mirror in your pants again

How come you got a t-shirt and I only got some sort of chain lube that someone had sitting in their desk?

I think I'll quit and then re-subscribe whenever the incentive seems worth it. I figure if I do it between 9 and 5, I won't have to give up my parking space.