[Closed] Is there anything hotter...

yep - a cooked tomato with your breakfast.
or
the cheese and HP sauce contents of a brevil toasted sandwich maker's toasted sandwich.

Penne pasta, make sure you drain it well, the scalding water in it can leave you with a nasty burn on your lower lip!

The filling in a McDonald's Apple pie I think. Surface of the Sun springs to mind...

Damn, I thought we were in for an A&A teaser thread 🙁

You won't have experienced it CFH, as you're too classy for such junk, but the filling in a MacDonalds' Apple pie thingy is probably the closest thing to having a shot of magma ejected in your mouth.

Nick C beat me to it!! I was going to say it was like a lump of sun matter encased in some kind of pastry.

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Damn, I thought we were in for an A&A teaser thread

😈 Gotcha! 😈

Jojo, surely there's a warning on them there pies? Was there any warning on my pitta? I think not. Now, who do I sue?

a shot of magma ejected in your mouth.

fnar fnar

I seem to recall the fillings of poptarts being quite hot the last time I had one.

The cheese on any pizza you eat while drunk

Chicken taka it's just a little otter

Pickle wot you have put in a cheese and pickle toasted sandwich as it oozes down the side of your face.

Bagels have the highest heat capacity of any substance known to man.

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it?

garlic dough balls -couldn't eat for 4 days after burning my oesophagus

the oil on top of a pizza straight out of the oven at 220 degrees - blistered my chin on that

what stumpy said

There may be a warning on the pie, but it's the degree of hotness of the contents that is so disproportionate to any level of edibility that catches one out.

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The first batch of freshly cooked chip shop chips.
(even hotter when youre starving)

a cup of tea from the market diner in brighton.

i thought this was gonna be a fearne cotton thread.

I'm surprised you haven't managed to blame it on the left wing conspiracy that is the BBC-Guardian-Goverment axis of evil

trying just a wee bit too hard there darcy.

Jalapeno Poppers! Breadcrumb covered deep-fried peppers stuffed with mixed cheeses and other stuff....if you're the pig who grabs one first when the plate is put on the table to share be warned....crunch through the breadcrumbs, bite through the pepper and then....whoooaah as white cheesy molten lava pours out onto your tongue and proceeds to remove the skin from everything it touches! I know, I am that pig! Cold beer doesn't cool it down quick enough and you end up with a tongue like Jamie Oliver for the next week.

The steam from the bag of microwave rice. Don't think its that hot as no steam is coming from the slits, then pick it up, bit of pressure on the bag and woooossshhhh!!! All over the back of the hand.....

....Thanks Uncle Ben!!

trying just a wee bit too hard there darcy.

Nope, always worth a pop

I see stoner's toasted sandwich and raise you a toasted cheese AND TOMATO sandwich. And the resulting scalding tomato glued to the roof your mouth by the molten cheese...

The steam from any microwave meal just as you peel the lid back - remember, let stand for one minute.

its always the tomato.

according to this list...
http://www.engineeringtoolbox.com/specific-heat-capacity-food-d_295.html

tomatos rank 4th out of the 215 for specific heat capacity, top 15 are:

Cucumber
Currants
Rhubarb
Lettuce
Pickles, sour and dill
Tomatoes, green
Coconut, milk only
Endive
Pickles, sour mixed
Radishes
Strawberries
Tomatoes, red
Tomato, juice
Watercress
Asparagus
Cabbage

dangerous those cucmbers...

My mums soup, how anyone get soup so hit is beyond me. And the tomato from a toasted sandwich comes a close second.

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MacD's apple pie filling - Napalm. End of thread.

getting into a bath that you have failed to check the temprature of

when its so hot that for a moment you can't actually tell if its burning hot or freezing cold

then you realise its hot as hell itself and your foot and lower leg have turned bright red

[i]or[/i]

that

no yoghurt, no cold beer, no glass after glass of water could cool those fires (and I like hot food)

Going for a wee after planting chilli seeds. Felt like my peenor had been dipped in a volcano. Apparently water does not wash off capsaicin.

I think Alan Partridge's service station pie must be up there.
It was hotter than the sun, after all.

[i]I see stoner's toasted sandwich and raise you a toasted cheese AND TOMATO sandwich. And the resulting scalding tomato glued to the roof your mouth by the molten cheese... [/i]

I reckon it's the tomato as it pops out of the sandwich and sticks to the skin just below your lower lip.

i had gastro enteritis a couple of weeks ago. i thought it was all over, so had a pizza, spiced up with a sprinkling of dried chillies. Not especially hot on the way in, but hot HOT [b]HOT[/b] on the way out about 3 minutes later

Clearly FC wins.

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I raise the chilli on n0b with preparing fresh chillis and then, much later in the evening, putting in contact lenses - pain of an entirely new caliber

This is the hottest thing known to man (including the surface of the sun)

Take 1 pitta bread
Carefully slice one side open
Gently open 'pocket'
Insert cheese and (this bit is optional) a good slug of marmite
Place in toaster (opening towards top)
Toast
Remove from toaster once it pops up
Eat
Run round kitchen trying to cool contents of mouth by imitating a monkey
Yelp loudly as moulten cheese & marmite drips on your hand
Look foolish when spouse comes to investigate
Eat remains
Decide it was very nice
Repeat process

I have just realized that I have never eaten hot cucumber, it never even crossed my mind that they could be heated!,

where's SFB? I bet he eats the hot cucumber 😉

Jacket potato straight out of the oven. Supeheated steam comes out of them when you cut 'em open

Lasagne, stays hot for months, not sure why they don't use it as loft insulation