[Closed] Is a prat...

Thought it was a pillock, sprat is a small fish

That's a pollock

My son shouted at me once he had caught a bollock

In his zip?

I've never caught a bollock, but I've dropped a few.

No asked the guy next to him what was on the end of his line and he shouted to me very excitedly " I've caught a bollock"

No, urban myth on the pregnant goldfish

really a pregnant fish?

How do fish get pregnant then?

Fish lay eggs so don't get pregnant

When two fish really love each other, the daddy fish spaffs onto a stick then the mummy fish goes and wriggles around on it. Pretty much the fishy equivalent of sitting on a boys stool

The virgin sturgeon is so urging thats why caviar is my dish.

I thought it was a ****.

Ie, Flowery ****s on the Faulty Towers opening scene.

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I bummed a sturgeon once, but pulled out on the vinegar.

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Surely you mean surgeon?

He said he was a sturgeon. He stuck his stethoscope up my japs.

that's Jimmy Krankie

a 'prat' is Old English for 'buttock' - hence the archaic term pratfall. In effect, if you call someone a prat, you're calling them an *rse.

It should be noted that the surname pratt with a double 't' has a different etymology in Scotland, where the term meant 'cunning' or 'astute'.

When two fish really love each other, the daddy fish spaffs onto a stick then the mummy fish goes and wriggles around on it. Pretty much the fishy equivalent of sitting on a boys stool

Ah yes extactly the same then as neihter gets pregnant.

of course you wouldn't get pregnant sitting on a boys' stools, silly, you are a boy too!

Fish lay eggs so don't get pregnant

Tell that to Guppies

sharks get pregnant too rather than lay eggs (i think)

shark eggs are amazing things.

here's a good one:
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shark eggs are amazing things.

here's a good one:
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(edit, the internet tells me that most sharks don't lay eggs)

It should be noted that the surname pratt with a double 't' has a different etymology in Scotland, where the term meant 'cunning' or 'astute'.

Prat (one 't') can indeed mean 'cunning', but it's an adjective rather than a noun. Ie, you'd be prat, rather than be a prat.

I'm with MF, I also thought it was t w a t

Tell that to Guppies

Guppies keep the eggs inside them until they hatch, they don't give birth to live babies like mammals.