hit on the noggin by a horseshoe, **** it hurt 🙁
Horseshoes are quite irony
Was it attached to a horse?
Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
was it the lucky way up though?
well the wife thought is was highly amusing 🙁
Did it improve your nose?
Ironhurty.
well the wife thought is was highly amusing
Were you horsing around?
Ah, did she throw it?
You lot are just making this up on the hoof.
Sorry i`ll rein it in
Did it make a Klunk?
The mane thing is you're okay. Don't bite at the wind ups, folk are just stirrup'in.
Were you on a bridleway?
Sounds like a dangerous place.
You should hoof it out off there.
Would it be impolite to enquire what you were doing to the horse at time?
Horseshoes are quite irony
We have a winner. Close the Internet.
Iron hoof! 😆
Did it make you go giddy-up?
It's like rein on your wedding day.
Are you alright love?
Neigh!
I NEED to know the context.
Your wife was there, thought it funny...
Could have been a failed murder attempt.
Wife made you take any new life insurance policies out lately or moved to a nice new home with a big mortgage that would be paid off after your unfortunate demise?
I need more info in order to say if it is ironic, bad luck (for your wife) or good luck for you.
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How is the horseshoe? 😈
Horseshoes are quite ironyWe have a winner. Close the Internet.
The best post by farrier?
Why the long face?
No, doesn't count, it wasn't an example in Alanis' song.* 😉
* Although most examples in the song are not ironic, ironically.
Shoe ok hun?
Hugz.
Stop complaining, it can't have hurt furlong
Fancy being saddled with that injury at Christmas ..there should be a blanket ban on horsey activity but at least you didn't foal over ..
Did it go Klunk?
Why in God's name were you not wearing your helmet? 😉
Nag, nag, nag..
It's all you ever do!
Did you see it coming, or was it a s-hock?
