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Posted by: e-machine

Just wishing the UK doesn't get drawn too far into this. Trump saying UK sending mine sweeping ships .. 

If the Iranians have mined the starit, then all countires will need to be sending minesweepers as and when the straits reopen. I'd see that as part of the solution, not being drawn into the problem.

Some interesting stuff in the background about the fallout between Spain and Israel. The way Israel is throwing diplomatic toys out the pram makes me think the Spanish are handling this really well.

 


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 4:57 pm
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Posted by: thelawman

There's that famous American absence of irony yet again.

With this lot every accusation is a confession.

Personally I am shocked that a bunch of real estate developers and a fallguy couldnt get a deal done.


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 5:13 pm
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Unfortunately I really do think that he believes that he's the cleverest person in the room...

Power and glory make him delusional. 

He is the type of glorify pseudo-transformational leader that only thinks of being praised, which inevitably makes it worst for his delusion.  


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 5:17 pm
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Posted by: MoreCashThanDash

If the Iranians have mined the starit, then all countires will need to be sending minesweepers as and when the straits reopen. I'd see that as part of the solution, not being drawn into the problem.

There are not many minesweepers around nowadays.  Also the different types of mines make it very difficult to get the job done.


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 5:20 pm
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Posted by: MoreCashThanDash

I'd see that as part of the solution, not being drawn into the problem

If the US are blockading the strait whilst at same time NATO ships are sailing it and apparently clearing the mines - it would be easy to get the two missions muddled.

NATO, especially the UK, should stay well away until the USA/Israel cease hostilities. Trump caused the problem - let him sacrifice US bodies to sort it out.


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 6:00 pm
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I assume Yvette Cooper will be denouncing this flagrant violation of the law of the sea?


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 6:45 pm
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Posted by: e-machine

Posted by: MoreCashThanDash

I'd see that as part of the solution, not being drawn into the problem

If the US are blockading the strait whilst at same time NATO ships are sailing it and apparently clearing the mines - it would be easy to get the two missions muddled.

NATO, especially the UK, should stay well away until the USA/Israel cease hostilities. Trump caused the problem - let him sacrifice US bodies to sort it out.

Maybe I wasn't clear enough when I said "when the straits reopen". In no way was I suggesting that any UK involvement should take place while this US shitshow is ongoing.

 


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 7:31 pm
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So what does taco Trump do when a Chinese tanker decides they are going to go just where they want 


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 7:44 pm
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Hopefully the sensible thing and let them get on with their journey. 

 

The alternative is the Franz Ferdinand moment to WW3.


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 8:01 pm
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Posted by: chewkw

He is the type of glorify pseudo-transformational leader that only thinks of being praised, which inevitably makes it worst for his delusion.

That sounds like many of the big 4 consultants I’ve had the pleasure of having to tolerate 


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 8:05 pm
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Only just looked at today's news...

So finally the genuinely 'friggin mad bastards need to open the straight!'

I mean, we really are at the point where we have to consider we are all living in a computer simulation now aren't we? This is obviously the stress test phase of the SIM. 😉

I mean wtf?


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 8:18 pm
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The alternative is the Franz Ferdinand moment to WW3.

Nobody wants that. God forbid it happens, I think China would let the rest of the world try and get Trump back in his box rather than retaliate militarily straight away

 


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 8:43 pm
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There were naff all ships going through the toll booth anyway. I dont think there will be much of a change. The gas prices will stay high, everyone will still be cross with Donald


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 8:44 pm
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So what does taco Trump do when a Chinese tanker decides they are going to go just where they want 

They have to remember that two Chinese destroyers / cruisers (largest in the world) are nearby and they will have to think twice before taking any action, unless they want to start WWIII.  


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 8:51 pm
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You’ve got to hand it to the tangerine toddler. He’ll consistently choose the wrong course of action every single time.

Are we reaching the point now where the rest of the world simply sidelines America and Israel and just makes their own arrangements instead?

I certainly hope so

Absolutely nobody is going to help Trump out of the hole he’s dug himself and he can’t just permanently station a navy out in the Gulf 


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 9:07 pm
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I'm guessing Trump is now considering shooting missiles into all the gulf states to totally win against Iran.

I mean, then Iran truly don't have anything to bargain with!

It's totally logical in the Trump Universe surely?😉


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 9:12 pm
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China would let the rest of the world try and get Trump back in his box

I think China are more level headed. They certainly seem to be less reactionary. 

You could say that they're assessing the situation/shitshow from above, like a vulture soaring high up looking down at it's potential meal.

 

Absolutely nobody is going to help Trump out of the hole he’s dug himself and he can’t just permanently station a navy out in the Gulf 

Those UK minesweepers still on their way?


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 9:17 pm
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Posted by: Poopscoop

I'm guessing Trump is now considering shooting missiles into all the gulf states to totally win against Iran.

I mean, then Iran truly don't have anything to bargain with!

It's totally logical in the Trump Universe surely?😉

Bargain? Negotiate? At this level? Trump only knows of bombing and getting praise. He thinks his real estate is the world with all his bombs.


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 9:20 pm
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Can china blockade the American blockade of the Iranian blockade?


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 9:21 pm
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Posted by: richwales

Can china blockade the American blockade of the Iranian blockade?

It's like playing Chinese Weichi (or Weiqi)


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 9:24 pm
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I think China are more level headed. They certainly seem to be less reactionary

It’s almost as if they think about all the possible repercussions of their actions before they take them, rather than doing everything on impulse?

And when they do take actions they do so quietly and discreetly, rather than announce everything via a foghorn 

 


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 9:31 pm
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@binners

 

Mate, you need to go for a walk or have a toke.... Or both. Or just not visit this thread for a while.

 

Judging by your replies here your blood pressure must be through the roof..... 


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 9:40 pm
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yeah Iran can play this game too

https://bsky.app/profile/maks23.bsky.social/post/3mjdbfgwvv22q

 

anyway, looks like be the rw press now want us to get in on the next phase of trump's stupidity 

 

https://bsky.app/profile/jacksurfleet.bsky.social/post/3mjdayjpkgc2w


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 10:18 pm
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Judging by your replies here your blood pressure must be through the roof..... 

I think binners is sounding quite calm and logical.


 
Posted : 12/04/2026 10:21 pm
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Is Trump now threatening to shoot his own foot or Iran's?

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Posted : 12/04/2026 10:23 pm
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Posted by: avdave2

So what does taco Trump do when a Chinese tanker decides they are going to go just where they want 

Or when Iran starts flirting missiles around the Gulf states in response to the blockade

 


 
Posted : 13/04/2026 9:54 am
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Another TACO cycle coming right up. My shares ISA is ready... 😀

PS. Is it just me or is implementing your own blockade on the SOH on top of the Iranian blockade only going to make the global economic picture worse and drag China into an already febrile situation? 


 
Posted : 13/04/2026 10:19 am
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Posted by: slowoldman

Judging by your replies here your blood pressure must be through the roof..... 

I think binners is sounding quite calm and logical.

All things are relative 🤣 

 


 
Posted : 13/04/2026 10:20 am
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Nothing to see here, just Israel doing what it does best……….they lie…….and lie……and lie……and lie……

 

https://bsky.app/profile/ayoub.bsky.social/post/3mjep3fawqs27


 
Posted : 13/04/2026 3:24 pm
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and drag China into an already febrile situation? 

I'd imagine the thinking here is: China is utterly reliant on Straits of Hormuz being open. I think oil reserves run out in early June if nothing changes. It's got limited options, including sending it's navy to escort tankers, which the Chinese are not going to do, there's no way the Chinese are going to put themselves in a situation where they have a face off with the US Navy. So the only sensible option is persuade Iran to re-open the straights. 

China will obviously not want to do Trump's dirty work for him, but they're otherwise on the horns of a dilemma, and all the other options are much worse. 

 

 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 7:17 am
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Vance accuses Iran of economic terrorism.

Unlike slapping tariffs on thing at random causing the markets to react, that's completely different.


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 7:24 am
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Posted by: dazh

and drag China into an already febrile situation? 

I'd imagine the thinking here is: China is utterly reliant on Straits of Hormuz being open. I think oil reserves run out in early June if nothing changes. It's got limited options, including sending it's navy to escort tankers, which the Chinese are not going to do, there's no way the Chinese are going to put themselves in a situation where they have a face off with the US Navy. So the only sensible option is persuade Iran to re-open the straights. 

China will obviously not want to do Trump's dirty work for him, but they're otherwise on the horns of a dilemma, and all the other options are much worse. 

 

 

 

China holds reserves of around 1.4 billion barrels - approx 100 days supply. That assumes they have no other sources, which they do. They can sit this out for a long time. 

 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 7:47 am
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approx 100 days supply.

so July rather than June then? Even if if they have a extra month, there's no way an economy like China can afford to sit on its hands and wait it out. 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 9:03 am
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China has it's friend to the north who needs to sell oil.


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 9:05 am
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China is the main importer of Iranian oil. it's other main suppliers are Russia and Venezuela. 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 9:44 am
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Posted by: robola

approx 100 days supply.

so July rather than June then? Even if if they have a extra month, there's no way an economy like China can afford to sit on its hands and wait it out. 

Well no, because that assumes they have 100% switched to drawing down reserves. They have domestic production and various other sources. They will be depleting reserves very slowly at this point. 

An oil shock is inevitable at some point and China has planned accordingly. 

 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 9:53 am
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Posted by: nickc

Even if if they have a extra month, there's no way an economy like China can afford to sit on its hands and wait it out. 

They have more breathing space than many other economies. Might help stop them eyeing up Taiwan for a bit though until they restock.


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 9:58 am
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China will be thinking they can weather higher oil prices better than US consumers. They'll be happy enough to let this one play out a good while longer. No need for dramas involving their ships!


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 10:11 am
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China is the main importer of Iranian oil. it's other main suppliers are Russia and Venezuela. 

Officially China doesn't import any oil from Iran (since 2022) - although intelligence suggests about 12% of its oil comes from Iran and is rebadged in Malaysian etc.

About 42% of its oil does come from the Gulf though - so unless Saudi Arabia can deliver that much through its Red Sea terminal is going to be a problem (and assumes that Iran's "friends" in Yemen don't decide to help trump's global chaos initiative) - but its probably more of a problem for countries with a moral conscience who don't want to fund Putin.

China might be part of the solution but I suspect there are oil producing countries in the middle east who's revenue stream is cut off who will crack first, the question is which side will they take?  Or as cost of goods for everything asian creeps up will it actually be the American's who flinch first?

 


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 10:20 am
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I think the effect long term will be to push them even harder to become self-sufficient. But all of their options. Re-routing from Russia;  I reckon the Siberia 2 pipeline project looks v attractive right now. Producing its own gas and oil supplies, even increasing imports from SA are all long term solutions, and all of it assumes that their strategic reserves are at capacity. 

Posted by: dakuan

No need for dramas involving their ships!

I think it's the last thing the Chinese want, which is why I think the'll lead the negotiations to get oil moving through the straights as soon as they can. Their short term economic security relies on cheap oil imports

Posted by: dissonance

Might help stop them eyeing up Taiwan for a bit though until they restock.

I'd bet money the stock of oil for the military won't be effected by this.


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 10:24 am
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Posted by: nickc

to get oil moving through the straights as soon as they can.

 

You might well be right. My moneys on them letting this run on a good way towards november all the same.


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 10:51 am
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Guardian reporting the Chinese are already involved in negotiations


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 11:34 am
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Probably the third time I've posted this... but it's a combination of China/India/****stan that'll get things moving... Europe are bystanders, and the Gulf countries are hampered by everything the USA are doing and saying.


 
Posted : 14/04/2026 12:02 pm
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You might well be right. My moneys on them letting this run on a good way towards November all the same.

When you're looking at countries like Iran and China, they're people who famously play the long game, over decades if necessary. The main advantage of not having to bother with that pesky democracy business, I suppose.

Trump has the attention span of a hyperactive toddler after a can of Red Bull and has already forgotten what he said this time yesterday.

There's only going to be one winner here and I think everyone but Trump and co know it. 'The Markets' must all know it, thankfully, otherwise oil would surely be $200+ a barrel by now, but it isn't.

Iran and China (and Russia) will happily just let this run. Trump can't 'blockade' a 1500 mile stretch of coastline and an ocean for long, if at all. Another bonus for them is the comparison with the UK after Suez. Every day this goes on, the US is diminished as the world can see the obvious limits of all those hundreds of billions of military expenditure. All those planes and aircraft carriers and all it takes is some drones and a few small boats packed with explosives and its stalemate.

Its probably worth another look at that Economist cover, regarding China....

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Posted : 14/04/2026 12:30 pm
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Posted by: binners

All those planes and aircraft carriers and all it takes is some drones and a few small boats packed with explosives and its stalemate

There's a bit in the Watchmen where Rorschach tells the prisoners that he's not locked in with them, but they're locked in with him, and the US being in the Gulf (at least militarily if not strategically) is kinda similar. Yes, the Iranians have endless supplies of drones and what not, but lets not kid ourselves that the US isn't more destructive and powerful by orders of magnitude. They can reduce Iran to rubble should they wish to. The war needs to stop, and Iran are probably going to have to back down, even if they get told that by the Chinese and ****stanis, because the Americans aren't going away otherwise, and the rest of the world need them to GTFO


 
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