MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
someone (a friend who will suffer) has registered me with a internet dating site.........
so far i have had 2 offers of cam action........ 😯
1 marriage proposal, and a few offers for cheeky txting..........
but OMFG, how scary are some of the ladies on the site........ 😆
which one....... sounds interesting.
You realise they are all snuff movie producers?
is she overtaken by a guy on a mtb every morning?? what happened there anyway?
plenty of fish? frightening isnt it. you'll wear it out man, get stuck in.
so far i have had 2 offers of cam action.......
High lift or racing? 😈
I think the behaviour of these predatory women is shocking! 😆
Top trolling as ever, Ton!
They might want your kidneys ... 😆
"Cougar" hunting
[s]Top[/s] trolling as ever, Ton!
Fixed that for you flashy. 🙂
Imagine some poor woman going hunting and getting [b]ton[/b]!!
"Cougar" hunting
I'm here!
Pics?
website is
up for it.com
seriously, i am not trolling............take a peep for yourselves.
What's your profile name ton?
[incognito mode is ON] 🙂
Thanks, Darcy! Mea culpa! 🙂
dd, i aint got one now.
emailed them to get it cancelled down................someone is gonna pay for this....... 😈
Suddenly it is the number one suggestion from Google as you type it in....
bet it s in all the stw blokes favourites too now.
"I signed up for this dating site for a quick shag, but I got rumbled, so I'm blaming someone else"
(-:
couger................sussed me 🙄
apart fron the part you missed out...'i would rather have pie n chips than a quick shag' 😀
It shows! 😆
You know, if there were a website that matched potential suitors to their perfect pie and chips, it'd be a goldmine.
lol. I nearly snorted over the keyboard just then.
Did you find out it was a date with someone one here
Pie'n'chipspersonals.com 😆
Was it a cream pie and chips?
and just when we thought the tone couldn't get any lower...
rOcKeTdOg - Member
Was it a cream pie and chips?
The trouble with internet dating is that...
All of the women are slim. Every last one of them.
No, really now. You're just going to have to believe me, they're all lean mean fat burning machines.
Then you turn up to meet your date and find that she's been eaten by Jabba the Hutt who, not content with snacking on your potential paramour, is now actually claiming to be her!
Or perhaps it was an apple pie ?
Ton, if someone signed you up without your knowledge,
Why are you checking out profiles?
'Portly northern Grandad seeks **** buddy'........
i just spat my bacon and black pudding butty all over the key board.....................bastids.......... 😆
and just when we thought the tone couldn't get any lower...
How ironic that the poster of that sentence is called Ron Jeremy...
Ton is it SFW?
Bravehotel9er - You're using the wrong sites mate! I've been averaging a date a week from internet sites recently. Each women has been slim and attractive, most are also mad as a sack of badgers, but slim and attractive none the less.
yeti.............no.
Women over thirty pick 2
Sexy, sane, single
I met one who was slim and attractive but nothing like her photo. She'd joined the site to stalk/catch out her BF and agreed to meet me for a drink. Explained the scenario, we had a few drinks and a laugh and she's now one of my best mates, but totally unhinged and demented - which is fine.
The lyrics to this track always move me to tears..
Damn I was hoping to spend today trolling for 40 somethings on there.
Guess I'll just have to stick with STW for the day!
Has anyone else seen those billboards next to the motorway for a site called sugardaddy.com (spelling?)....
The tagline is "For beautiful women and sophisticated men", presumably because they couldn't fit " For shameless, botox enhanced gold-diggers and tasteless sleazoid oligarchs" on the poster.