MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
Anti-Terrorist and International Fraud Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
Seattle, Washington.
Telephone Number : (206) 973-2572
Attn Beneficiary :
This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our (FBI ) notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System (IMNS) that you legally won the sum of $850,000.00 USD from a Lottery Company. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting Company and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's Check
We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be safe and 100% risk free. Due to the fact that the funds have been deposited at the Bank ,you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery Agent in- charge of this transaction whom is located in Lagos State, Nigeria. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the following -
Wow, Nigerian FBI, what ever next!
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That is one of the thickest attempts I have seen. Amazing.
The spelling and syntax is getting better though.
It just seems a [i]touch[/i] improbable...
Send me your bank details and any PIN numbers and passwords, I will keep them safe
Seems your not the only one 😉
I received this little gem today
[i]Good Day,.
I hope my letter meets you in good health. I'm Enes, an exchange staff of a sec-firm here in Istanbul-Turkey. I've contacted you due to your location as compared with one of our late client's Grantee Holder. I wish to humbly request your help in protecting the client's interests and benefits he left with the firm before it is foreclosed. My intention is to kindly seek your consent to be presentented as the Grantee/Legal Lien Holder to the depositor so that the deposits can be safely transferred to any safe location we agree upon. All legal documents to back up this process will be provided to you for official Notary purpose at your local Notary Office. Please note that all procedures will be executed under legal process that will protect us from any breach of laws guiding both countries.
I will further disclose more of the information to you on receipt of your positive response indicating your sincere interest.
Sincerely Yours
K. R. Enes[/i]
Very formal is this chap eh 🙄