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on a train home after seeing eddie izzard at the O2 with wife and sister in law . All really parched. Its a chug chug train with no buffet. We're on the train for an hour and ten mins.
How do we get a drink?! Stw wisdom please!
Golden showers?
Drink the " not drinking water" water from the sink in the khazi
Toilet bowls?
lol, wife and her sister !
The driver will be passed out at the controls, go through his pockets there might be some dregs in his hipflask
Just wait for the nice porter chappy to come round and ask him for a bottle of wine and some glasses?
I assume you're in First Class of course.
there are two teenage girls sitting by us drinking coke with vodka. Its 12:30, shouldn't they be in bed now? ? !
hold a metal object out of the window. Wait for it to cool in the night air. Once it is cold quickly bring it inside the carriage. Condensation from the warm, damp carriage will quickly form on it's outer shell prioviding you with a handy source of water. (Albeit one that is fuelled by drunk people's sweat)