i'm bored at work so here goes
either "coffin dodgers"
or "scroutal trauma"
crotch rot
Rectal Vomit.
The C*nts
Punkspanker
It's going to be a german punk group though, with David Hasslehoff on vocals.
Uncle Dandong and the love puppies
crack the cocker foodle
stang, stunk and bibby too
shadow pie knee tap
l33t
For the lulz.
The Sanity Trowels
"* you, you *ing ****" would be nice and catchy and look good on a T shirt.
VOID as it would be stamped across all the gig tickets and save people from being exposed to my guitar playing / singing 🙂
the sex pistols
Jizzlobbers
hows about anachronistic.
or 30 odd years too late...
Swingin Bawbags
i was trying to descirbe my manhood the other day, the best describion i could give was "the inch long slong" could make a good band name, lol
enjoy
I was the frontperson/guitar in a (local crap gigs) band called 'The Liquid Silk Explosion'.
We were not very popular.
But then what do you expect if you attempt to upset your audience with Lionel Richie's 'Hello'. With a drum solo in the middle.
jizz vacuum
J'aime le vagin
asbo
Thrunge and Thrutch.
Crass - just to cause confusion and ticket sales
Some of our students bands have good names. The [i]Hornosexuals[/i] are doing well at the moment. [i]Dial 9 For juice[/i] are popular too.
There was a ska-punk band called [i]Hot Quiche Conspiracy[/i] who were very good.
I wouldn't give my band a name, now there's rebellion.
Cat Sachet.
Kill All Politicians
Sh*tbag
Spank
Apoplexy
Clit. But the gigs would be empty cos no blokes could find us.
[i]Clit. But the gigs would be empty cos no blokes could find us[/i]
Ba-boom tsh!
vdubber - was listening to "feeding the 5000" on my mp3 on Saturday, girlfriend hates them - she's a bit young to get them
anus thathcher
Period 😯
FOUR FRIED CHICKENS AND THE DRY WHITE TOAST
Two Whores Race
Ferdinando Scum & The Washbasins
I used to be in a band called Seven Dead Astronauts. 1986 - 1990.
It was changed to Seven Dead Americans after Chumbawumba said the name was [i]too[/i] shocking*
[url] http://www.myspace.com/johnhoomusic [/url]
*well, maybe it wasn't Chumbawumba, but we did open for them once
fistful of assholes
Devil's cucumber
The New Ruts
F*ck $hit W@nk Pi$$ C0ck ****t $hitter
That's got a nice ring to it, and it'd be great to see the look on my mum's face when she asked me what the name of my band is.
A brother of my chum is in a band - Wolfbag
Used to be in band called Dog Sh*t and Groinal Sweat. but for what its worth I would like to join the band * you, you * *!
obvious answer .......
Wrong Forum
Woah! Seven Dead Astronauts? In the same period we had a band called The Cape Canaveral Welders Inspirational Skiffle Band. We were rubbish, same could be said for the Cape Canaveral Welders I suppose...
The pissed Sexdolls
we were fairly well known around Bradford at the time.
We got lots of support gigs at Bradford Uni - New Model Army, Dr & The Medics, UK Subs, Psychosurgeons, etc - helps having tame ents secretaries 😉
Throbbing Gristle
A name that still makes me laugh at the complete bunch of c*cks that they really were and never have I heard such bad music.
Somethings are best left back in the 70s/80s. No nostalgia here I'm afraid.
There's a local band called dogshit sandwich.
"Clattered in the Knackers..."
How about something that would shock the Punks instead of the public?
"Gospel Choir"
"shouting mars" 😛
anybody read bill drummond's book "45" ? (good read - he's a bit, err, unusual)
he had (maybe still has) an imaginary scandinavian punk band called the ****ers who sort of punctuate his life with their titles
they released an imaginary song called "one less slag" when diana died
Fanny Batter & the Gusset Sniffers
Crepitus - more of a metal-band name really
I was going to call a former band "Discharge", but the name's been taken!
Floating Turds
Dubbya
Now that's offensive
And the logo wou be a double two fingers - left and right hands
blink 182 or something.
"Chocolate Starfish and the Felchers" 
Some of NZ's finest:
Sticky Filth
Headless Chickens
Tall Dwarves
Flesh-D-Vice
Pretty wicked head and the desperate men
Look blue go purple
THAT Crime Scene
nice girl ****ed
the cancers
drain
cake of hate
spatula
with bombers
earth,wind,fire,water,spunk
the creampie virgins!
Dead Salmon
Trout
Fried Trout
Poached Trout In A White Wine Sauce
Herring.
Red Herring
Dead Herring
Dead Loss
Heads Together
Dead Together
Dead Gear
Dead Donkeys
Lead Donkeys
Sole Manier
Dead Sole
Rock Cod
Turbot
Haddock
White Bait
the Places
Fish
Bream
Mackerel
Salmon
Poached Salmon
Poached Salmon In A White Wine Sauce
Salmon-monia
Helen Shapiro
Dead Monkeys
or i might just revive Armitage Shanks and the Ballcocks
Mates band/jamming outfit are called Clam Pasty.
Peter File Corn Holer A Go-Go
I Hate Your F*cking Mum
Cum Dumpster
Flid
Beat Me Like A Ginger Stepchild
Maternity Ward Arsonist
C*ntstubble [dressed in police uniforms]
Bad Aids
Ars*hole Pie
Music To Kill The Retarded By
Butsecks
Coat Hanger Abortionist
Granny Banger
Heinz Cream Of Prostitute
All available for christenings, weddings, bar mitzvahs, funerals etc.
😯
IT'S GOT TO BE CONFRONTATIONAL...
itchy anoose or leaking boil
RAGING SPUNKBUCKET
Although it is one of my favourite sayings, great to describe ladies with looser morals...
JohnHoo, I think I had the (mis)fortune of seeing SDA whilst at Bradford Uni. Not really my scene but a few of my mates liked you.
Mob Justice
Flange