i'm bored at work so here goes
either "coffin dodgers"
or "scroutal trauma"
crotch rot
Rectal Vomit.
The C*nts
Punkspanker
It's going to be a german punk group though, with David Hasslehoff on vocals.
Uncle Dandong and the love puppies
crack the cocker foodle
stang, stunk and bibby too
shadow pie knee tap
l33t
For the lulz.
The Sanity Trowels
"* you, you *ing ****" would be nice and catchy and look good on a T shirt.
VOID as it would be stamped across all the gig tickets and save people from being exposed to my guitar playing / singing 🙂
the sex pistols
Jizzlobbers
hows about anachronistic.
or 30 odd years too late...
Swingin Bawbags
i was trying to descirbe my manhood the other day, the best describion i could give was "the inch long slong" could make a good band name, lol
enjoy
I was the frontperson/guitar in a (local crap gigs) band called 'The Liquid Silk Explosion'.
We were not very popular.
But then what do you expect if you attempt to upset your audience with Lionel Richie's 'Hello'. With a drum solo in the middle.
jizz vacuum
J'aime le vagin
asbo
Thrunge and Thrutch.
Crass - just to cause confusion and ticket sales
Some of our students bands have good names. The [i]Hornosexuals[/i] are doing well at the moment. [i]Dial 9 For juice[/i] are popular too.
There was a ska-punk band called [i]Hot Quiche Conspiracy[/i] who were very good.
I wouldn't give my band a name, now there's rebellion.
Cat Sachet.
Kill All Politicians
Sh*tbag
Spank
Apoplexy
Clit. But the gigs would be empty cos no blokes could find us.
[i]Clit. But the gigs would be empty cos no blokes could find us[/i]
Ba-boom tsh!
vdubber - was listening to "feeding the 5000" on my mp3 on Saturday, girlfriend hates them - she's a bit young to get them
anus thathcher
Period 😯
FOUR FRIED CHICKENS AND THE DRY WHITE TOAST
Two Whores Race
Ferdinando Scum & The Washbasins
I used to be in a band called Seven Dead Astronauts. 1986 - 1990.
It was changed to Seven Dead Americans after Chumbawumba said the name was [i]too[/i] shocking*
[url] http://www.myspace.com/johnhoomusic [/url]
*well, maybe it wasn't Chumbawumba, but we did open for them once
fistful of assholes
Devil's cucumber
The New Ruts
F*ck $hit W@nk Pi$$ C0ck ****t $hitter
That's got a nice ring to it, and it'd be great to see the look on my mum's face when she asked me what the name of my band is.
A brother of my chum is in a band - Wolfbag
Used to be in band called Dog Sh*t and Groinal Sweat. but for what its worth I would like to join the band * you, you * *!
obvious answer .......
Wrong Forum
Woah! Seven Dead Astronauts? In the same period we had a band called The Cape Canaveral Welders Inspirational Skiffle Band. We were rubbish, same could be said for the Cape Canaveral Welders I suppose...
The pissed Sexdolls
we were fairly well known around Bradford at the time.
We got lots of support gigs at Bradford Uni - New Model Army, Dr & The Medics, UK Subs, Psychosurgeons, etc - helps having tame ents secretaries 😉
