with impunity. Who would it be?
Definitely Piers Morgan for me
your nominations please
Craig Charles
Gordon Brown
good start excellent in fact I will help pay for the defence and I reckon a jury would let you off.
Whos that hanger on you cant get rid of#? Thought of trying to knock some sense in to him ...must be some forks lying around when you see him or perhaps use his dog 😆
Thatcher 😈
Nobody - I'm a pacifist.
That nikki bird that was on big brother!
my son, to bring him to his senses........ 😡
Mandelson. Hard, in the knackers every hour on the hour.
And Blair. And Brown.
Thatcher would get off with the choice of a good slapping or being buried under a disco dancefloor.
Claudia Winkelman
Cheryl Cole. Then pop her in the boot of my car and......
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Junkyard - good point. I could do it with a set of forks he was getting rid of after having owned them for a week as 'they don't work'
And Chris Moyles too. Though I think I'd just like to poke him in the eye every time he opened his mouth 😀
Most footballers, some of the oafs on MTB-Wales 😉
Barry Ferguson
Tony Blair
Gordon Brown
John McCrirrick
Steven Hawkings...........then I'd throw his wheelchair and stamp on his answerphone.
😯ernie_lynch - Member
Steven Hawkings...........then I'd throw his wheelchair and stamp on his answerphone.
no-one. i dunny like punching people. hands of a lover you see.
The Mother In Law.
We're living with her until our new house is vacated in Feb.
Nobody, don't really see what it would achieve. Having said that, there is an uber cock on here who shall remain nameless other than 'troll'
garth crookes
the unknown git that cracked the back of my car while i was doing my shopping.
If it had to be someone famous then I don't think I would ever tire of punching Piers Morgan
Middle lane hoggers
People who drive with rear fog lights on when its not foggy
People who sit at traffic lights with their foot brake on instead of their hand brake.
Nissan Almera drivers
Louis Walsh
Pythagarus
The bloke who invented algebra
Myself?
Actually no I'm not violent.
No votes yet for Simon Cowell?
Floyd Mayweather
as long as he promised not to hit me back
About 50% of C wing where I work. To see if it would knock any sense into them seeing as theyv'e got no sense to knock out of them.
Danny Dyer - utter weapon.
david beckham + most footballers and the sick fu"kt3r who did this to a cat person 😉
my old boss, stupid bitch
Whoever's responsible for the current Thomas Cook ad featuring the Redknapps.
I don't have those feelings so is there something wrong with me?
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Yeah OK maybe 😳
This fat fk
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[url= http://www.punchaceleb.com/hit/ronaldo/ ]This site might help get rid of some of the aggression[/url]
no one - violence is corrosive
Jeremy Clarkson, and as I'm booting out his superciliary arch while he's down on the floor, I'll tell him that its just 'tongue-in -cheek' and 'can he no' take a joke'
this horrible lady, and bush and pauline hanson ( she is the aussie sarah palin, but ginger)
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Bloody bill gates.
I am trying to move 110 GB of data from my external hard drive to my internal one.
It's taking bloody ages, and it seems the only way to use rsync is to download cygwin FFS how hard is it to have a sync tool...
I rather admire Sarah Palin, she's a ballsy woman!
Bloody bill gates.I am trying to move 110 GB of data from my external hard drive to my internal one.
It's taking bloody ages, and it seems the only way to use rsync is to download cygwin FFS how hard is it to have a sync tool...
all technically inept computer users should be punched very very hard.
"However, I am a busy man and I can't be bothered to punch you at the moment. Here's my fist. Kindly run towards it as fast as you can."
i can only assume that you have are not aware of sarah palins policies!
admiring someone for being successful is fair enough, but she really is a pretty aweful person...
<agrees with cg.
but prolly not for the same reasons.
David Cameron VERY hard and repeatedly - why has nobody said David Cameron?!
mud sux it's not me it's this useless windows.
Do you know how hard it was to get the stuff from my Ws to my external HD?
That hard
rsync -aur /my/working/dir/on/my/ws /mount/point/of/the/HD/BACK_UP/
see it's windows that's poo
Sarah Palin is ballsy.
But she's also ill informed (witness her rants about healthcare and the NHS) and really very, very stupid.
All you need is to google her quotes for further evidence. She makes Blair look like the epitome of sincerity.
Actually, that Sarah Palin does something for my ballsies, in a pleasant tingly way.
Strangelove, thanks for that link. I had a fun five minutes dispensing some smacks.
to answer the original question though, anyone who would harm my child (or any other vulnerable person) deserves a visit from the fists of fury.
I ony punch people who hit me first
and there's no one big enough.
Dales_rider - Member
I ony punch people who hit me first
and there's no one big enough.
🙄 😉
him off the telly - take your pick
juan - rsynch and cygwin are open source and not microsoft.
And there are a few windows based alternatives I'm sure.
Myself for sure, hang on, I'll do it now.
OOOF!
yeah, that feels better, have another one you cock.
BANG!!!
Haha! Now you're getting what you deserve, this is great!
tombird - good point.
I have a horrible recurring nightmare where i wake up, switch on the news and his smug, self-satisfied smirk is stood on the steps of number ten. Please god, don't let it happen
I rather admire Sarah Palin, she's a ballsy woman!
You'd think so, wouldn't you - but she appears to have managed to produce children, which suggests otherwise.
I have a horrible recurring nightmare where i wake up, switch on the news and his smug, self-satisfied smirk is stood on the steps of number ten. Please god, don't let it happen
I get your point - the trouble is, the only obvious alternative is for the current incumbent to continue his smug, self-satisfied occupation.
I know. Its grim isn't it?
A Certain QS who will probably bust my company this year.
Over and over and over and over...
Gordon Brown.
(And there's only a 50/50 chance he'd see it coming.....)
Blair...****
No-one has mentioned Noel Edmonds yet - what a completely vacuous tw*t!
And with the other hand I would punch George Osborne who is such a smug git!
this talentless bint
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Gok Wan
I feel sick just typing that ****ers name
Jim Carey
Ricky Gervais
Steve Martin
All members of The Asylum [url] http://www.imdb.com/company/co0043571/ [/url]
The worst films ever - excepting those televisual feasts concocted by those above.
Politics - Blair, Major (though couldn't hit a chap in glasses).
Bernie Ecclestone - I'd use feet on him.
Some chaps from school could do with a good shoeing and that's 20 years ago...
A few others, but that'll do for now.
Be lot of fun to punch Simon Cowell a lot
Alan Carr..... I'd even happily do time for it
And Cool_hand_luke on here....
Cos he sounds like he's chatting from inside his own arse (get over it pal)Middle lane hoggers
People who drive with rear fog lights on when its not foggy
People who sit at traffic lights with their foot brake on instead of their hand brake.
Nissan Almera drivers
Pythagarus
The bloke who invented algebra
I'd also like a wrestle with Ton, just for fun though 😀
This idiot. She can make my piss boil when she is on the telly. Some of the stuff she comes out with... what a twunt.
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****ty men 😆
@2hottie, thing is she would probably campaign to have you freed if you got locked up for giving her a shoeing, so probably not a bad idea, oh and I'd happily hold your jacket as you did it
MikeT-23 does this make you tingle?
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As I was clicking on the thread title I was imagining the full question was going to be something like "Would it be wrong?" I was already forming an answer along the lines of 'Not if it was Piers Morgan' when I saw what binners had written 🙂
BTW his full name is Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan which makes him even more punchable.
2Hottie is second on my list because I heart shami, and I can't let him duff up my gf 🙂
The twunt who stole my '06 Orange 5.
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Piers Morgan. No explenation needed.
Mat Dawson, teddy sheringham and go compare idiot, I would never get bored offering them my fist
The **** of a student opposite me who thinks everyone wants to hear his shit rap music. If he keeps playing it loud this term when he comes back he might just get it as well.
The BANKS all of them with a run up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David Cameron, I'd consider ir a pre-emptive strike.