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David Cameron VERY hard and repeatedly - why has nobody said David Cameron?!
mud sux it's not me it's this useless windows.
Do you know how hard it was to get the stuff from my Ws to my external HD?
That hard
rsync -aur /my/working/dir/on/my/ws /mount/point/of/the/HD/BACK_UP/
see it's windows that's poo
Sarah Palin is ballsy.
But she's also ill informed (witness her rants about healthcare and the NHS) and really very, very stupid.
All you need is to google her quotes for further evidence. She makes Blair look like the epitome of sincerity.
Actually, that Sarah Palin does something for my ballsies, in a pleasant tingly way.
Strangelove, thanks for that link. I had a fun five minutes dispensing some smacks.
to answer the original question though, anyone who would harm my child (or any other vulnerable person) deserves a visit from the fists of fury.
I ony punch people who hit me first
and there's no one big enough.
Dales_rider - Member
I ony punch people who hit me first
and there's no one big enough.
🙄 😉
him off the telly - take your pick
juan - rsynch and cygwin are open source and not microsoft.
And there are a few windows based alternatives I'm sure.
Myself for sure, hang on, I'll do it now.
OOOF!
yeah, that feels better, have another one you cock.
BANG!!!
Haha! Now you're getting what you deserve, this is great!
tombird - good point.
I have a horrible recurring nightmare where i wake up, switch on the news and his smug, self-satisfied smirk is stood on the steps of number ten. Please god, don't let it happen
I rather admire Sarah Palin, she's a ballsy woman!
You'd think so, wouldn't you - but she appears to have managed to produce children, which suggests otherwise.
I have a horrible recurring nightmare where i wake up, switch on the news and his smug, self-satisfied smirk is stood on the steps of number ten. Please god, don't let it happen
I get your point - the trouble is, the only obvious alternative is for the current incumbent to continue his smug, self-satisfied occupation.
I know. Its grim isn't it?
A Certain QS who will probably bust my company this year.
Over and over and over and over...
Gordon Brown.
(And there's only a 50/50 chance he'd see it coming.....)
Blair...****
No-one has mentioned Noel Edmonds yet - what a completely vacuous tw*t!
And with the other hand I would punch George Osborne who is such a smug git!
this talentless bint
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Gok Wan
I feel sick just typing that ****ers name
Jim Carey
Ricky Gervais
Steve Martin
All members of The Asylum [url] http://www.imdb.com/company/co0043571/ [/url]
The worst films ever - excepting those televisual feasts concocted by those above.
Politics - Blair, Major (though couldn't hit a chap in glasses).
Bernie Ecclestone - I'd use feet on him.
Some chaps from school could do with a good shoeing and that's 20 years ago...
A few others, but that'll do for now.
Be lot of fun to punch Simon Cowell a lot
Alan Carr..... I'd even happily do time for it
And Cool_hand_luke on here....
Cos he sounds like he's chatting from inside his own arse (get over it pal)Middle lane hoggers
People who drive with rear fog lights on when its not foggy
People who sit at traffic lights with their foot brake on instead of their hand brake.
Nissan Almera drivers
Pythagarus
The bloke who invented algebra
I'd also like a wrestle with Ton, just for fun though 😀
This idiot. She can make my piss boil when she is on the telly. Some of the stuff she comes out with... what a twunt.
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****ty men 😆
@2hottie, thing is she would probably campaign to have you freed if you got locked up for giving her a shoeing, so probably not a bad idea, oh and I'd happily hold your jacket as you did it
MikeT-23 does this make you tingle?
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hora
As I was clicking on the thread title I was imagining the full question was going to be something like "Would it be wrong?" I was already forming an answer along the lines of 'Not if it was Piers Morgan' when I saw what binners had written 🙂
BTW his full name is Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan which makes him even more punchable.
2Hottie is second on my list because I heart shami, and I can't let him duff up my gf 🙂
The twunt who stole my '06 Orange 5.
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Piers Morgan. No explenation needed.
Mat Dawson, teddy sheringham and go compare idiot, I would never get bored offering them my fist
The **** of a student opposite me who thinks everyone wants to hear his shit rap music. If he keeps playing it loud this term when he comes back he might just get it as well.
The BANKS all of them with a run up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David Cameron, I'd consider ir a pre-emptive strike.
Hazel Blears. Not once, not twice, but over & over for being such a silly grinning, vacant, smug bitch who [i]still[/i] thought she was right when she'd been caught.
Most scrum halves - annoying little buggers they are.
Wee Eck ( Alex Salmond). As a politician I respect him but he does look like a smug toad so a slapping is in order.
George Osbourne
Piers Morgan
All of Girls aloud
Simon Cowel
That guy bottom left, such a scumbag even his own family don't smile.
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Bet ya Tigers wife has a list with Tiger being at the front
Gordon Brown
followed by....
every member of the labour party
followed by....
every person who has ever voted labour
TandemJeremy - Member
Most scrum halves - annoying little buggers they are.
TJ, we MUST stop agreeing on things!
alex ferguson... twice! 😈
although, today i'd probably just laugh at him!! 😆
i'd also like a double length go at Ian Paisley snr
kelvin mackenzie
Robert Mugabe.
I'm not violent but I'd really like to smack him one, even though he's old.