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...what words or phrases would you add?

I'll get the ball rolling (mods: feel free to slap these in for me!)

MTFU
Gordon Brown
Shitmano
road race in Belgium


 
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Dark side


 
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****


 
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*** ***


 
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middle class
working class
daily mail
guardian


 
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Paging


 
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chav

Not the previous poster, the word.


 
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Dibbs.


 
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steed/stable/rig/fleet.


 
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Jayer
well it's just not on is it?????


 
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Felch-monkey


 
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antidisestablishmentarianism


 
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is not, hazzunt etc


 
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is not, hazzunt etc

+1


 
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simples!


 
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****ing sh*tbags


 
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anyway[b]s[/b]
all mountain
slope style
free ride
back country
fire road (forestry road thank you very much)
road trip


 
Posted : 04/06/2009 3:54 pm
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"ist" added to the end of a sport, in a Clarkson style. (eg. runnerist etc)


 
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Why "road race in Belgium"?

I'll add

HTH


 
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dog

the animal not the activity


 
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Why "road race in Belgium"?

puzzled me but is it like "mountain biking in Norfolk" only more so since this is STW


 
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digical


 
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[joke]
RudeBoy
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simonfbarnes
[/joke]


 
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Darkside

It's a ridiculous expression.


 
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+1 for RudeDogSpeak


 
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flatboy - That made me laugh out loud.

Why road race in Belgium? I've read a couple of people posting that they've raced a road bikes in Belgium as if it's the ultimate badge of cycling achievement and trumps anything their internet adversaries could say.


 
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Felch-monkey

ha ha ha ha I think the use of Felch-monkey should be encouraged.


 
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Aggressive XC


 
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Oh, and 'Triathlon'


 
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Rig

Steed

EDIT: Just seen Julian's post...well, I second his post 🙂


 
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Davy, can we keep "ist" in the A&A? It's a tradition now, and besides, if you search for "triathlist" on google images, you get lots of pics of Vanessa Raw, which HAS to be a good thing, surely? (also works for pole vaultist, mountain bikist, etc!)


 
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fluffy bunny
bunny fluffy


 
Posted : 04/06/2009 7:01 pm
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Davy, can we keep "ist" in the A&A? It's a tradition now, and besides, if you search for "triathlist" on google images, you get lots of pics of Vanessa Raw, which HAS to be a good thing, surely? (also works for pole vaultist, mountain bikist, etc!)

NO! Absolutely not. It's just pandering to that c*ck Clarkson, and trying to feed off his popularity.

I'd also do away with the A&A threads, as they're purile and demeaning to the athletes being leered at every week. But that's anotherr story...


 
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If you controlled the STW swear filter...

Doesn't bear thinking. The swear filter is what keeps me in check. And thank **** for that.


 
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Jey.


 
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Gordon brown


 
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Gordon brown

I can see a significant drop off in the number of instances of the use of the words "Gordon Brown" in the very near future....


 
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Smee


 
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Chipps'

A well educated journalist really ought to know that the posessive of a singular ending in s is s's. The posessive of a plural ending in s is s'.

So it's Chipps's.

www.economist.com/research/styleguide/index.cfm?page=841359


 
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As long as they don't add Big Bike Bash, I am happy


 
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I'd prefer it if they did


 
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gusset
flange.
Both hugely enjoyable words to say - I dunno why, they just feel good - but they sound like they should be banned...


 
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I would go for

what
bike
tyre
for

but not always in that order.


 
Posted : 05/06/2009 9:18 am