Alfred Molina as Renee?
What about the others?
Keith Lemon as Renee no?
Yvette - Margot Robbie
English Gendarme - Sacha Baron Cohen
Bonny Langford as Madame Fanny le Fan
Very random 😆
Keith Lemon as Renee no?
God forbid.
?Gwendoline Christie as Helga.
Julian Clary as Herr Flick of the Gestapo.
Joanna Lumley as somebody.
Joanna Lumley as somebody.
Renee's mother in law.
Rosamund Pike as Helga.
Julian Clary as Herr Flick of the Gestapo.
Gruber, surely? I was about to say Jordan Gavaris (Felix on Orphan Black.)
Jedward as the British Airmen.
Tom Cruise as le gendarme.
Simon Pegg & Nick Frost as the British Airmen.
Judi Dench as Renee's mother in law 'zee bedknobs ar flashing'
I don't think we've got Renee nailed down yet.
Arnie as Gruber I reckon.
Hugh Grant as Herr Flick (or John Hanna)
Bill Nighy as Alfonse
The guy who was Dougal in Father Ted - there has to be a role for him Shirley ?
Al Pacino as Renee.
Thread title says Hollywood movie, not Film4 adaptation!
Gerard Butler as Renee
Jennifer Lawrence as his missus
Bradley Cooper as the lover
Fassbender as Flick
Tom Hardy and Christian Bale as the Two airmen
Madonna as the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies
Sean Connery as that policeman bloke.
Tom Cruise as le gendarme.
That was my first thought! But they'd probably cast him as Rene instead and it'd be dreadful.
Vin Diesel as Rene
Mr Potatohead as Rene. (spelling edit!)
Incidentally who is this new character Renee?
We didn't where we are today by reading and responding to the thread title !
Good point Hels.
lol@vin diesel.
Incidentally who is this new character Renee?
How about Renee Zellweger as herself?
English Gendarme - Sacha Baron Cohen
He already did that in Hugo.
Renè - Peter Kaye
Madonna as the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies
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Renè - Peter Kaye
I can't work out whether he'd be perfect or absolutely terrible.
Johnny Vegas perhaps?
True, JV has the pedigree for a big Hollywood breakthrough.
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Danny DeVito as the short waitress, Arnold Swarzenegger as the tall waitress, Pam Grier as René. Modern, innit?
Helga Geerhart- Gillian Anderson
Directed by Tarantino? Or the Coen brothers?
I would like to see Leclerc fed into a wood chipper, so I'm going for the Coens.
David Walliams as Gruber, Shirley?
Christopher Walken as Herr Flick.
Directed by Tarantino? Or the Coen brothers?
Michael Bay. Got to be Michael Bay.
Walken as Flick +1
Maggie Gyllenhaal as Yvette.
Does everyone really mean Christopher Walken as Otto Flick? Or do you mean Christoph Waltz?
Kate Winslet as Michelle from the Resistance. Her voice is already perfect for 'Right, now listen here you chaps!'
Can I just say Eva Green as Yvette.
Armstrong and Miller as the British airmen.
The comedians not the cyclists.
Isn't it.
I'd really like to see this made with some of the ideas - inspired.
Not sure how well it would go with an international audience though.
*goes for a lie down at the thought of Rosamund Pike as Helga*
MoreCashThanDash - Member*goes for a lie down at the thought of Rosamund Pike as Helga*
Take the tissues with you this time.....
Not sure how well it would go with an international audience though.
The French subtitles run into bother with the policeman about 15mins in 🙂
Scarlet Johansen as Mimi. She's a short arse and they could probably work in some action scenes too.
Struggling with the Italian officer but I think Hans Geering, the German who gets sent to England accidentally would be better played by Christoph Waltz than Herr Flick as it'd be a comedy turnaround.
What about Depardieu for Rene? Old, crusty, outrageous French accent and inexplicably popular with the ladies (so I'm told)
Is Depardieu still alive ? I read an interview with him where he confessed to drinking 4-5 bottles of wine a day. I think he is a tax exile in Luxenborg or somewhere.
Indeed - how do you translate the classic line "I was pissing your café when I saw two tits".
Rene: William H Macey
Edith: Frances McDormand
Herr Flick: Arnie Schwarzenegger
Von Smallhausen: Danny DeVito
Private Helga Geerhart: Julian Moore
Gruber: Jim Rash (Dean Pelton from Community)
The Italian guy: Al Pacino
The English gendarme: Sean Connery (the accent master)
The two waitresses: The Olson twins
The two RAF guys: Alan Rickman and Gary Oldman
What about Depardieu for Rene? Old, crusty, outrageous French accent and inexplicably popular with the ladies (so I'm told)
If that's your criteria, Christopher Lambert?
Von Smallhausen
Peter Dinklage?
Armstrong and Miller as the British airmen.
Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman.
Armstrong and Miller as the British airmen.Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman.
That's like massively disrespecting my suggestion.
Any ideas for Capitano Bertorelli?
*Edit - That'll teach me to skim through threads*
Gino D'Acampo for Capitano Bertorelli, surely?
Joanna Lumley as Edith.
Bryan Cranston as General Von Klinkerhoffen.
Rene seems a hard one to call, so I'm going to suggest Gary Oldman.
David Jason as Leclerc.
Toby Jones, for Von Smallhausen
My Yvette would be played by Angelina Jolie ... with Salma Hayek playing the other little dark hair waitress
And David Walliams playing Gruber
Sean Penn looks like a nasty barstool, he'd be a great Herr Flick
Bruce Willis as Rene
Sharon Stone as Edith
Monica Bellucci as Yvette
Ralph Fiennes as the policeman
Armstrong & Miller as the airmen
Leonardo DiCaprio as Herr Flick
Scarlett Johansson as Helga
John Wayne as Rene,being dead and bad at accents is a definite advantage.
Johnny Depp as Leclerc.
Kathy Burke as Edith.
Steven Fry as the policeman.
Kylie as the short one.
Lady Gaga as Herr Flic
Rowan Atkinson as Rene.
Rene and Blackadder are the same person. Clever, witty, cowardly and surprisingly attractive to the ladies.
As a side note, this is why i spend so much time on this forum. Every now and again someone pulls a belter like this out of their undercrackers.
Outstanding OP.
Hollywood should never be permitted to get anywhere near Allo Allo.
Loving some of the suggestions here.
Dougray Scott and Ewan McGregor as the two [s]English [/s]Scottish airman....
Mads Mikkelsen as Herr Flick.
Sacha Baron Cohen as Officer Crabtree.
Rick Moranis for von Smallhausen
My first thought was Gérard Depardieu for Renne
that bald one out of game of thrones for the colonel.
Gambon as Rene.
Alan Rickman (acting as Hans Gruber) playing Gruber
Surely David Walliams for Gruber?
What about David Walliams little Bald mate to play Rene's wife?
This is ripe for a remake, but as other have said not by holiwood, but by some britich production company.